『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』
@salsusluctus.bsky.social
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆. || SALT OF SOLIDARITY || WRITTEN BY #SUNNYPHUSPRIME || MUN IS 18
#CRKRP #MVRP #SFWRP
#CRKRP #MVRP #SFWRP
Pinned
『 ❝𝑫𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝑬𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒚❞? 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒈𝒐. 』
+ Salt of Solidarity/Silent Salt Cookie
+ New to character
+ New to verse
#CRKRP #COOKIERUNRP #MVRP #SFWRP
+ Salt of Solidarity/Silent Salt Cookie
+ New to character
+ New to verse
#CRKRP #COOKIERUNRP #MVRP #SFWRP
Baaaaaaath....
[ flopping into the bath. Soggy Salt. ]
[ flopping into the bath. Soggy Salt. ]
You're freakier. -- Ough! Get in the bath.
{ trying to drag him into the tub. }
{ trying to drag him into the tub. }
You're freaky....
[ he chose life. Everyone chose BATH /ref. Flopping over the Smilk. ]
[ he chose life. Everyone chose BATH /ref. Flopping over the Smilk. ]
February 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Baaaaaaath....
[ flopping into the bath. Soggy Salt. ]
[ flopping into the bath. Soggy Salt. ]
You're freaky....
[ he chose life. Everyone chose BATH /ref. Flopping over the Smilk. ]
[ he chose life. Everyone chose BATH /ref. Flopping over the Smilk. ]
Oh please, you're freaky in more ways than one.
{ bath time for the sad pathetic cat. absolutely drawing the. whatever the hell it is they bathe in. }
{ bath time for the sad pathetic cat. absolutely drawing the. whatever the hell it is they bathe in. }
I don't feel like one.
[ life or bath for dry cat. ]
[ life or bath for dry cat. ]
February 17, 2026 at 8:44 PM
You're freaky....
[ he chose life. Everyone chose BATH /ref. Flopping over the Smilk. ]
[ he chose life. Everyone chose BATH /ref. Flopping over the Smilk. ]
I don't feel like one.
[ life or bath for dry cat. ]
[ life or bath for dry cat. ]
You are most definitely a freakazoid.
{ grabbing his hands. gonna absolutely lead him to the BATH }
{ grabbing his hands. gonna absolutely lead him to the BATH }
I am not.
[ tired, pathetic old man who STINKS. TAKE A BATH. ]
[ tired, pathetic old man who STINKS. TAKE A BATH. ]
February 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I don't feel like one.
[ life or bath for dry cat. ]
[ life or bath for dry cat. ]
/ oh absolutely. i like to scroll my following tab whenever i’m on bluesky to see what you two are up to
[ NC ]
Do you think the emo ice cream cone has been watching my yaoiful/yuriful moments with Shadow Milk-
Do you think the emo ice cream cone has been watching my yaoiful/yuriful moments with Shadow Milk-
February 17, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Me and my doomed polycule.
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Me and my doomed polycule.
[ NC ]
Do you think the emo ice cream cone has been watching my yaoiful/yuriful moments with Shadow Milk-
Do you think the emo ice cream cone has been watching my yaoiful/yuriful moments with Shadow Milk-
February 17, 2026 at 2:26 AM
[ NC ]
Do you think the emo ice cream cone has been watching my yaoiful/yuriful moments with Shadow Milk-
Do you think the emo ice cream cone has been watching my yaoiful/yuriful moments with Shadow Milk-
I am not.
[ tired, pathetic old man who STINKS. TAKE A BATH. ]
[ tired, pathetic old man who STINKS. TAKE A BATH. ]
Mhm? You little freakazoid.
{ snickering. reaching to untangle his hair for him. }
{ snickering. reaching to untangle his hair for him. }
I might like the bites. Euuugh....there's tangles in my hair.
[ slumping against him. The sopper. ]
[ slumping against him. The sopper. ]
February 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I am not.
[ tired, pathetic old man who STINKS. TAKE A BATH. ]
[ tired, pathetic old man who STINKS. TAKE A BATH. ]
I might like the bites. Euuugh....there's tangles in my hair.
[ slumping against him. The sopper. ]
[ slumping against him. The sopper. ]
Don't make me bite you. This certain feeling makes people do crazy and stupid things.
{ Huffing. occasional little nuzzles. }
{ Huffing. occasional little nuzzles. }
I don't understand why you waste your time on someone as pathetic as me.
[ leaning into the muahing. Sniffling. ]
[ leaning into the muahing. Sniffling. ]
February 17, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I might like the bites. Euuugh....there's tangles in my hair.
[ slumping against him. The sopper. ]
[ slumping against him. The sopper. ]
I don't understand why you waste your time on someone as pathetic as me.
[ leaning into the muahing. Sniffling. ]
[ leaning into the muahing. Sniffling. ]
No you absolutely will not. I will monitor you if I have to.
{ Muahing him again! I know what you are Smilk }
{ Muahing him again! I know what you are Smilk }
I'll just dunk my head in th-
[ SPUTTERING. He got mwahed! ]
[ SPUTTERING. He got mwahed! ]
February 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I don't understand why you waste your time on someone as pathetic as me.
[ leaning into the muahing. Sniffling. ]
[ leaning into the muahing. Sniffling. ]
I'll just dunk my head in th-
[ SPUTTERING. He got mwahed! ]
[ SPUTTERING. He got mwahed! ]
No, I think you should bathe now.
{ Absolutely GETTING him! muah muah muah muah muah m }
{ Absolutely GETTING him! muah muah muah muah muah m }
I'll bathe once I get out of the wallowing state.
[ SQUEAKING. He's getting bombarded!! ]
[ SQUEAKING. He's getting bombarded!! ]
February 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I'll just dunk my head in th-
[ SPUTTERING. He got mwahed! ]
[ SPUTTERING. He got mwahed! ]
I'll bathe once I get out of the wallowing state.
[ SQUEAKING. He's getting bombarded!! ]
[ SQUEAKING. He's getting bombarded!! ]
Well, I mean you do need a bath.
{ sighing. attacks with muahs again }
{ sighing. attacks with muahs again }
I feel gross. Haven't felt clean since that.
[ stinky bawler. Point and sympathize. ]
[ stinky bawler. Point and sympathize. ]
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I'll bathe once I get out of the wallowing state.
[ SQUEAKING. He's getting bombarded!! ]
[ SQUEAKING. He's getting bombarded!! ]
I feel gross. Haven't felt clean since that.
[ stinky bawler. Point and sympathize. ]
[ stinky bawler. Point and sympathize. ]
{ sighing softly. holding the bawler close. }
Don't think about that right now...
Don't think about that right now...
Nightmares of you... how can I even forgive myself for doing such a thing.
[ the bawler crybaby. Time to bury him in the plushies again. ]
[ the bawler crybaby. Time to bury him in the plushies again. ]
February 17, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I feel gross. Haven't felt clean since that.
[ stinky bawler. Point and sympathize. ]
[ stinky bawler. Point and sympathize. ]
Nightmares of you... how can I even forgive myself for doing such a thing.
[ the bawler crybaby. Time to bury him in the plushies again. ]
[ the bawler crybaby. Time to bury him in the plushies again. ]
I know, I know... it's okay, I'm here.
{ sad pathetic wet car. slowly wrapping arms around. }
{ sad pathetic wet car. slowly wrapping arms around. }
I keep getting nightmares.
[ he's so messy. Heem heem whimpering. ]
[ he's so messy. Heem heem whimpering. ]
February 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Nightmares of you... how can I even forgive myself for doing such a thing.
[ the bawler crybaby. Time to bury him in the plushies again. ]
[ the bawler crybaby. Time to bury him in the plushies again. ]
I keep getting nightmares.
[ he's so messy. Heem heem whimpering. ]
[ he's so messy. Heem heem whimpering. ]
{ reaching to cup his hands over his. }
Shhh, Shhh, Salt, it's okay --
Shhh, Shhh, Salt, it's okay --
[ he woke up from the sleepwalking state. Still clutching his head. ]
No....more.
No....more.
February 17, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I keep getting nightmares.
[ he's so messy. Heem heem whimpering. ]
[ he's so messy. Heem heem whimpering. ]
[ he woke up from the sleepwalking state. Still clutching his head. ]
No....more.
No....more.
{ getting off the counter. he will not be sleeping like this. }
[ he is CLUTCHING his head. Ough headache of pure guilt. ]
February 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
[ he woke up from the sleepwalking state. Still clutching his head. ]
No....more.
No....more.
[ he is CLUTCHING his head. Ough headache of pure guilt. ]
{ maaan. yawning. he's going to lay on the coucher. }
[ depressive episodes are a silly thing. Sipping on the broth. ]
February 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
[ he is CLUTCHING his head. Ough headache of pure guilt. ]
[ depressive episodes are a silly thing. Sipping on the broth. ]
{ how the hell is he doing this. he is in absolute awe and confusion. }
[ sleepy salt making some instant noodles. Sir, those are probably stale as hell. ]
February 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
[ depressive episodes are a silly thing. Sipping on the broth. ]
[ sleepy salt making some instant noodles. Sir, those are probably stale as hell. ]
{ following him to the kitchen? gonna babysit the sleepwalking salt }
[ crawling his way to the kitchen. He hungry. ]
February 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
[ sleepy salt making some instant noodles. Sir, those are probably stale as hell. ]
[ crawling his way to the kitchen. He hungry. ]
{ ofc he's gonna giggle! he giggles when he's nervous!! }
[ he is bawling and the blue fuck is giggling? So mean to him!!! ]
February 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
[ crawling his way to the kitchen. He hungry. ]
[ he is bawling and the blue fuck is giggling? So mean to him!!! ]
{ getting up to bring him back to bed. he's absolutely giggling. }
[ that's not cool to laugh at his misery. Grumbling in his half asleep state. ]
February 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
[ he is bawling and the blue fuck is giggling? So mean to him!!! ]
February 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
[ that's not cool to laugh at his misery. Grumbling in his half asleep state. ]
{ watching from his spot by the pile. slowly blinking. he's trying not to laugh }
[ sleep walking. TRIPPING OVER NOTHING. ]
February 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
[ that's not cool to laugh at his misery. Grumbling in his half asleep state. ]
[ sleep walking. TRIPPING OVER NOTHING. ]
{ noooo the pile. blinking. where is bro going }
[ shifting around. Nooooo the pile fell apart :(. Where is he going. ]
February 16, 2026 at 9:53 PM
[ sleep walking. TRIPPING OVER NOTHING. ]
[ shifting around. Nooooo the pile fell apart :(. Where is he going. ]
{ tossing and turning. he can NOT get comfortable. }
[ the eeper. His brow is a bit furrowed. ]
February 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
[ shifting around. Nooooo the pile fell apart :(. Where is he going. ]
[ the eeper. His brow is a bit furrowed. ]
{ snuggling up. lil tiny yawn. streeetch }
[ loud yawn. Oh so eepy. ]
February 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
[ the eeper. His brow is a bit furrowed. ]