『𝙉𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙』
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆. || SALT OF SOLIDARITY || WRITTEN BY #SUNNYPHUSPRIME || MUN IS 18
#CRKRP #MVRP #SFWRP
#CRKRP #MVRP #SFWRP
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『 ❝𝑫𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝑬𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒓𝒚❞? 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒈𝒐. 』
+ Salt of Solidarity/Silent Salt Cookie
+ New to character
+ New to verse
#CRKRP #COOKIERUNRP #MVRP #SFWRP
+ Salt of Solidarity/Silent Salt Cookie
+ New to character
+ New to verse
#CRKRP #COOKIERUNRP #MVRP #SFWRP
I'M JUST GONNA BUY BANANA BREAD.
That's NOT how you make HOLY WATER
I boiled the hell out of it.
February 18, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I'M JUST GONNA BUY BANANA BREAD.
Those are my teeth marks.
[ jittering in place. The anxious. ]
Don't lie to me.
[ jittering in place. The anxious. ]
Don't lie to me.
No, no you didn't —
{ Think Smilk think }
It was me. An old habit of mine —
{ Think Smilk think }
It was me. An old habit of mine —
I did something bad again. Didn't I?
[ :( ]
[ :( ]
February 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Those are my teeth marks.
[ jittering in place. The anxious. ]
Don't lie to me.
[ jittering in place. The anxious. ]
Don't lie to me.
I boiled the hell out of it.
. . .
What the fuck
What the fuck
I did that once.
February 18, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I boiled the hell out of it.
I did something bad again. Didn't I?
[ :( ]
[ :( ]
You're what —
{ HE'S TURNING TO HIDE HIS ARM }
{ HE'S TURNING TO HIDE HIS ARM }
I'm...
[ HE'S IN DISTRAUGHT NOOOOO. ]
[ HE'S IN DISTRAUGHT NOOOOO. ]
February 18, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I did something bad again. Didn't I?
[ :( ]
[ :( ]
I did that once.
I swear you're the type to somehow burn water.
WITCHES FUCKING DAMN IT.
February 18, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I did that once.
I'm...
[ HE'S IN DISTRAUGHT NOOOOO. ]
[ HE'S IN DISTRAUGHT NOOOOO. ]
Y - Yes???
{ NOOOOO SSALT DON'T DO IT }
{ NOOOOO SSALT DON'T DO IT }
Dearest?
[ HE IS FOLLOWING THE TRAIL NOOOOO ]
[ HE IS FOLLOWING THE TRAIL NOOOOO ]
February 18, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I'm...
[ HE'S IN DISTRAUGHT NOOOOO. ]
[ HE'S IN DISTRAUGHT NOOOOO. ]
February 18, 2026 at 11:59 AM
OH OKAY.
PUT IT OUT????
THE KITCHEN IS BURNING DOWN.
February 18, 2026 at 11:58 AM
OH OKAY.
Dearest?
[ HE IS FOLLOWING THE TRAIL NOOOOO ]
[ HE IS FOLLOWING THE TRAIL NOOOOO ]
You DON'T want the question to that —!
{ THERE'S A TRAIL OF JAM LEADING OUT OF THE ROOM. }
{ THERE'S A TRAIL OF JAM LEADING OUT OF THE ROOM. }
Why do I taste.... jam?
[ oh no. Wiping at his mouth. SNIFFLING. ]
[ oh no. Wiping at his mouth. SNIFFLING. ]
February 18, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Dearest?
[ HE IS FOLLOWING THE TRAIL NOOOOO ]
[ HE IS FOLLOWING THE TRAIL NOOOOO ]
THE KITCHEN IS BURNING DOWN.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
DEAR, I DON'T KNOW. MY PARENTS LEFT ME BEFORE THEY TAUGHT ME HOW TO COOK.
February 18, 2026 at 11:55 AM
THE KITCHEN IS BURNING DOWN.
February 18, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Why do I taste.... jam?
[ oh no. Wiping at his mouth. SNIFFLING. ]
[ oh no. Wiping at his mouth. SNIFFLING. ]
{ SQUEAKS. he is stumbling out of the room. }
[ unchomps as if that'll do ANYTHING. Uh oh. He's waking up. ]
February 18, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Why do I taste.... jam?
[ oh no. Wiping at his mouth. SNIFFLING. ]
[ oh no. Wiping at his mouth. SNIFFLING. ]
DEAR, I DON'T KNOW. MY PARENTS LEFT ME BEFORE THEY TAUGHT ME HOW TO COOK.
THAT'S NOT EVEN BANANA BREAD HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BANANA BREAD AND TURN IT INTO SAUSAGES??????
HOW THE FUCK DID I MESS UP THIS BADLY.
February 18, 2026 at 11:54 AM
DEAR, I DON'T KNOW. MY PARENTS LEFT ME BEFORE THEY TAUGHT ME HOW TO COOK.
February 18, 2026 at 11:46 AM
[ unchomps as if that'll do ANYTHING. Uh oh. He's waking up. ]
{ HE'S PANICKING MAN. ALL OF HIS HEALING HAS BEEN TOWARDS HIS STOMACH, HE CAN'T DOUBLE TASK AT THE MOMENT. }
[ MLEMMING THE CHUNK. PLEASE STOP POURING JAM. HE /WILL/ BE HYSTERICAL. ]
February 18, 2026 at 11:45 AM
[ unchomps as if that'll do ANYTHING. Uh oh. He's waking up. ]
Me too....
I'm suddenly craving B a n a n a B r e a d
I'll make you whatever you need.
February 18, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Me too....
[ MLEMMING THE CHUNK. PLEASE STOP POURING JAM. HE /WILL/ BE HYSTERICAL. ]
OW???
{ there is JAM absolutely POURING from the chunk in his arm???? WIGGLING TO FREE HIMSELF }
{ there is JAM absolutely POURING from the chunk in his arm???? WIGGLING TO FREE HIMSELF }
[ TAKING A CHOMP OUT OF HIM. There goes a portion of an arm. The depressive cravings do be real. ]
February 18, 2026 at 11:33 AM
[ MLEMMING THE CHUNK. PLEASE STOP POURING JAM. HE /WILL/ BE HYSTERICAL. ]
I'll make you whatever you need.
I think IIIIIIIIIII will do that.
Go rest, pooks.
February 18, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I'll make you whatever you need.
February 18, 2026 at 11:26 AM
[ TAKING A CHOMP OUT OF HIM. There goes a portion of an arm. The depressive cravings do be real. ]
{ STARING AT THE SCREEN, DISTRAUGHT. he is SOGGY. WHY IS HE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL }
[ MLEM MLEM MLEM. boohoing. MLEM MLEM MLEM. more boohooing. MLEM. ]
February 18, 2026 at 11:25 AM
[ TAKING A CHOMP OUT OF HIM. There goes a portion of an arm. The depressive cravings do be real. ]
Go rest, pooks.
I feel a little funny
Uh huh. . .
February 18, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Go rest, pooks.
[ MLEM MLEM MLEM. boohoing. MLEM MLEM MLEM. more boohooing. MLEM. ]
aUHH —
{ HE IS SQUIRMING. NOT THE MLEMS }
{ HE IS SQUIRMING. NOT THE MLEMS }
[ MLEMMING HIM IN HIS SLEEP. ]
February 18, 2026 at 11:06 AM
[ MLEM MLEM MLEM. boohoing. MLEM MLEM MLEM. more boohooing. MLEM. ]
Uh huh. . .
Oh!
Thankfully I'm prepared this time!
Thankfully I'm prepared this time!
The baby.
February 18, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Uh huh. . .
