G. Whillikers, Esq.
@samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
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born to work, forced to party
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samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
I would follow so many more people if I could turn off individual reshares
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
They wrote the article because of you. You were the last straw!
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
Also if I worked for DHS but that’s obvious
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
If I got burned like this and folks laughed at me like that I would unalive myself
trestiffany.bsky.social
“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂
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paulinekaelbot.bsky.social
[RE-ANIMATOR] These scenes are like pop Buñuel...The jokes hit you in a subterranean comic zone that the surrealists' pranks sometimes reached, but without the surrealists' self-consciousness (and art-consciousness). (1985)
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
Love the intro paragraph.

“Look, I’m not saying we treated Jewish people ‘perfectly’ in the past but I think to make up for it would should treat another people just as ‘not perfectly’ as a sorry and a thank you.”
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
Tell us who this is, we will make them pay
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
Never heard that DAC line but as someone who went through a bit of a Tom T Hall thing recently, that is so true.
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
This seems related to "it's not a genocide until everyone is dead"
olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
that said: I think the "it's not fascism unless they're good at it" brand of analysis probably isn't the move
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
Anyone have a trustworthy list of organization to donate to support the fight against ICE raids?
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
She broke up with me, so it’s probably motivated by guilt
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
Current standing is

My brother Ben: 12:14 am
My bud Anderson: 12:56 am
ex-gf Nahid: 1:53 am
Big dog Justin: 3:43 am
My dear father: 9:26 am
Sister in law Julia: 9:53 am
Beloved Aunt Liz: 10:08 am
Other brother Matt: 10:29 am
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
The left is starting to get better at comedy and it's making righties nervous
kenklippenstein.bsky.social
CHUCK SCHUMER: "New data came out today from KFF - and that is not Kentucky Fried French Fries ... the Kaiser Family Foundation"
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
The game is on for the first person to wish me a happy birthday
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
For real, this is me too. Partly, I’m single so I’m not buying for four people. I get how people who have a family sense this well before I do.
slothropsmap.bsky.social
It should be fairly clear to my followers that I’m the most absentminded motherfucker in Southern California. I once returned from a vacation without a right shoe. Consider what that means.

For me, of all people, to notice a rise in grocery prices. Consider what ✨that✨ means. Christ.
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
VU’s Matrix Tapes is the most Have on in the Background album ever (complimentary)
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
Happy Birthday to the King
silentmoviegifs.bsky.social
Buster Keaton was born 130 years ago today, on October 4, 1895
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
No offense to anyone else but I kinda figure the woozy winks reference is for @robbykarol.bsky.social only
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
Amazing, so he's either completely making it up or thinking of the opening act or something
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
Eric Adams is like a weird Trump/Mr Magoo hybrid. Or like a grindset woozy winks.
samuelsaysitall.bsky.social
I love that we elected this guy mayor
What's the best concert you've ever been to?
Curtis Mayfield at the Wingate Concert Series. At that concert there was a rainstorm and the lights fell on Curtis Mayfield and they actually paralyzed him at that concert. He died a few years ago, but it was an amazing concert before that happened. Just so unfortunate.