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SarahAndCo

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A dysfunctional family of 5 bi/lezza girls and our amazing foster kids. See pinned tweet for info. #Atheists #BLM #TransAlly #ProEU #Goth

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · Nov 23

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I live with my 4 girlfriends:

Nita: She's a Head Chef. We're engaged. Our girlfriends are:

Manda: She's in sales/marketing.
Jen: She takes care of our flat.
Helen: She works at same place as me.

We have 5 cheeky foster kids and 6 idiot cats!

Never a dull moment!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 3h

As a Buddhist I believe in reincarnation so I'll leaving all my cash to myself so you free-loading bastards can fuck off.

Thank you for your attention to this matter ;)

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

Plus newborn babies are ugly as fuck with their squished-up face and googly eyes. I'm not gonna lie and say it's cute!

Gimme a shout when it's grown into its fucking face!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

Been invited to a mate's gender reveal party?

Why? Do they not know me? I genuinely couldn't pretend to be excited because I literally don't give a fuck!!

So long as it's healthy and not ginger I'm happy for them.

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

Went to a New Model Army gig last night. My knees and stomach are fucked! I was walking into the venue holding hands with Helen and she said "You'll have to sit in the spaz seats with me."

Fine by me, closer to the bar where they served TWO-pint glasses. Time management for drinkers!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

I took one this morning. I shat faster than when I was arrested at gunpoint in Spain! xx

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 6h

We're getting ready for Halloween

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Canuk22_Elbows_up! @canuk22.bsky.social · 1d

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 7h

I saw @rockinrich.bsky.social at the butcher's today. He asked for the longest, thickest salami they had. Butcher asked if he'd like it slicing.

Rich replied: "Do I look like a fucking slot machine?" #ThisIsAllTrue

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 16h

Parents and their little lad are driving down the motorway when someone throws a dildo outta their car and it hits their windscreen!

Lad: "Mummy! What was that?"

Mum, obviously embarrassed says "It was just a bug."

Lad: "WOW! did you see the size of it's fucking cock!"

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Ed Hirsch @edhirsch.bsky.social · 23h

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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 11d

www.AmericanFascism.link

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 17h

I recall my dad once reading a story that pints in London are averaging £2 a pint and he thought "That would never happen up north!"

I've paid £7 for a pint in Lincoln tonight!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 17h

Ancient Egyptians used to mummify cats and give the mummified cats to tease in the afterlife!

Newfie912 @newfie912.bsky.social · 1d

He was a good boy

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 17h

Were you at the Engine Shed???

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d

Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 17h

Got back from gig at midnight. We took 12yo Annie. Nita told her to get into bed and she'd bring her a hot chocolate. 5 mins later, Annie was sparked out on top of her duvet, one leg outta her jeans, snoring and starfishing like kids do! Poor lass was knackered form dancing! 🤗🥰😁

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 17h

Been to a gig. We told Chester-Cat he was in charge! We got home and he was meowing at us.

I think he was grassing in cat-talk cos Big Dave slapped him on his head! Snitches get stitches. 🤷‍♀️