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A dysfunctional family of 5 bi/lezza girls and our amazing foster kids. See pinned tweet for info. #Atheists #BLM #TransAlly #ProEU #Goth

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · Nov 23

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I live with my 4 girlfriends:

Nita: She's a Head Chef. We're engaged. Our girlfriends are:

Manda: She's in sales/marketing.
Jen: She takes care of our flat.
Helen: She works at same place as me.

We have 5 cheeky foster kids and 6 idiot cats!

Never a dull moment!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 3h

Yup! All government had to do wad make internet enabled devices be pre-installed with a child lock!

I know year 6 kids who know what a VPN is! Then 70yo men pass a law then wonder: "WTF is a VPN? instead of childlock don't let your kids use a VPN! Is this ACT useless?"

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 3h

At the moment you can set up a UK company with ZERO ID!.

As of 18th November you'll have to provide ID. There are SOOOO many work-arounds that it's ineffective!

Like online safety act: "We'll stop your kids looking at porn! You never checked!"

"Oh please check your teens aren't using a VPN."

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

I'm exX on my old account. Long story! How's you been? x

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

Why aren't you seeing them? Justin is fab! They not playing near you?

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

Or pegg a Cornish lamb with a fat Lincs sausage...

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

TIP:

If you're being chased by TV Licensing, water companies or council tax, I can legally get you out of paying.

My little charity doesn't charge and they don't need ANY personal details. We'll just send you a template like MoneySavingExpert.

My DMs are open and are confidential.

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

Cornish AND Lincoln? Id give up on life, mate!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

My girlfriends and our kids LOVE my accent! After a few vodkas my Botswana accent comes to the fore. They wet themselves laughing when I'm using Yorkshire terms and phrases in an African accent!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

Cheers Godfly. I'm actually used to the world falling outta my arse as Nita is Indian and makes hot curries!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

EXACTLY! And don't forget my local hospital is Scunthorpe I'd be behind all the junkies with knife wounds!

Same as why I used to try not be arrested on a Friday cos I'd be in the cells all weekend! ;)

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

My mate @tonymillett.bsky.social has won £28.5 MILLION on the National Lottery!

I'm so pleased for him cos he may lend me a tenner til Tuesday!

I asked what he's gonna do about all the begging letters. He said "Oh I'll still send them!" #ThisIsAllTrue

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

I own a few companies which are ultimately owned by Guernsey company so I pay no UK tax.

I was gonna onshore my companies when Labour won the GE. But they're penalising people on benefits rather than billionaires! My tax money is better spent in my charity which directly helps people Labour should!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

I'm cis and I know how bad it is cos I've met some trans friends and I can ask them questions. There's a show on YouTube called Trans-Atlantic Call-In Show. We all watch it and have learned a lot!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

I agree! When Labour won the GE I was excited to be able to shut down my tiny charity and food bank. Instead we're busier than we were under the Tories!

Starmer is hitting people on PIP and other benefits instead of implementing a 2% wealth tax on those worth £10m+, which is EASY to do!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 6h

I LOVE how Putin is poking NATO who have said "Bring it on then!"

Putin: "Don't retaliate cos we have nukes!"

Erm... 30% of his nukes don't work and NATO also has nukes!

He can't win against Ukraine so is fucked against NATO! He's a gobshite bully like Trump. #TACO

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 6h

Erm... Not "I hope your arse isn't gonna fall out?" ;)

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 6h

She'll love it I'm sure. A few birthdays ago we bought her a microphone and speaker. She uses our hearth as a stage and blasts out NMA tunes.

She's under strict instructions to stick by my side at the gig so she isn't trampled by 50yo guys!

Her 1st gig is her fave band! She's super excited! x

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 6h

I think our girlfriend Manda should have won the Nobel Peace Prize cos last night she prevented Nita from knocking the crap outta me cos I necked her vodka.

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 7h

Climate change is a HOAX! I remember it snowing one day in February in 2024!

I should know. I was home-schooled and vote republican!

Route60Plus @route60plus.bsky.social · 7h

And this…

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 7h

I'll Google that.

I did call the pharmacy a few days ago asking how I take a suppository and they were quite rude!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 7h

They say that when you're about to die, your whole life flashes before your eyes.

Michael Jackson's last thought must've been "Who's that little Black kid singing my songs?"

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 8h

Why has Dominion Voting Systems been settling defamation lawsuits with Trump allies who falsely claimed the company stole the 2020 election?

Because Dominion has just been bought by a company run by a former GOP election official.

Be warned.

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 7h

Basically stomach ache and I've not crimped a length for 3 days. Erm.... I've not eaten in a few days. 🤦‍♀️

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