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SarahAndCo

@sarahandco.bsky.social

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A dysfunctional family of 5 bi/lezza girls and our amazing foster kids. See pinned tweet for info. #Atheists #BLM #TransAlly #ProEU #Goth

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · Nov 23

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I live with my 4 girlfriends:

Nita: She's a Head Chef. We're engaged. Our girlfriends are:

Manda: She's in sales/marketing.
Jen: She takes care of our flat.
Helen: She works at same place as me.

We have 5 cheeky foster kids and 6 idiot cats!

Never a dull moment!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 3h

Oh it was deffo rigged! Trump won all 7 swing states? Bullshit!

UK is heading to the far-right :(

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 3h

Hey! How's you? Great to see you again. Yeah the Pastor is on here but only checks in every few months.

What you been up to? x

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

Hey @drokowf.bsky.social: Va te faire enculer! Followin 400 with just 1 follower? You're hoping for blind follow back but I have no time for scammers.

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

That maybe down to your cold iron heart? 😉😂

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

I heard @duncanrgraham.bsky.social returned his sex doll to the shop as it was becoming too lifelike and crying during sex!

Manager said "Sir, you have to empty it from time to time." #ThisIsAllTrue

Duncan Graham @duncanrgraham.bsky.social · 4h

I heard that @sarahandco.bsky.social has had sex with a LOT of celebrities. I asked her how it was.
She said "Great, until they kicked me out of the wax museum!"
#ThisIsAllTrue

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

Can't Trump just nuke it? 🤷‍♀️

⚡The Starship Entity✨2025 @thestarshipentity.bsky.social · 16h

🌀 Cyclone Alerts Presently Active www.nhc.noaa.gov www.metoc.navy.mil/jtwc/jtwc.html

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

Gotta love The Onion!!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

I do miss Buddy updates. He was lucky to have found you as were you. #GoBuddy

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 4h

Basically I discovered some child predators so went to the police. They changed my password while the investigated. Two guys are in prison and another 5 are awaiting trial.

Thing is they had my laptop til a week ago and all my passwords were saved on it so I was screwed for work!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

Mine was taken over by the police back in March!!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

Dunno. Ask autocorrect....

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

Great to see you over here! You still causing shit? x

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

Hi!!!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

Because they're cowards and hide!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

At the restaurant I was served a bowl of leafs, sprouts, cucumbers, cherry tomatoes and a balsamic dressing. The presentation was terrible!

How could they mess this up? It's not exactly rocket salad!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

Dinosaurs are FAKE! They want us to believe their bones were held together with WIRES?!?!

I call bullshit!

Graham Simpson @grahambs.bsky.social · 5h

Dinosaurs are impressive but so is the colossal Blue Whale! Having a short break from politics! Fantastic museum. But not recommended for creationists! 😊
@nhm-london.bsky.social

Blue Whale at the Natural History Museum

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

Mate, you post one thing a MONTH and get no engagement! I don't think you opinion matters much. 🤷‍♀️

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

Top band! End of the month we're going to see Fields Of The Nephilim in Manchester.

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

Autocorrect. Get over it ffs!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

Yay! Skip wagon and skips have arrived. Nikki's having them resprayed while we wait for permits to be issued.

Nikki has a mate who can drive it cash-in-hand.

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 3d

I have a yard where I run my self-storage biz. Nikki who runs it for me came into office earlier.

"Sez! I can get a skip lorry and 5 skips for £9,000. We can park it in the yard and I know a driver and have customers! Can I buy it?"

Me: "Erm yeah." 🤷‍♀️

That's the type of colleague I LOVE! 🥳🤗🍾

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 6h

I'm taking my girlfriends, our kids and neighbour's 12yo Annie to see New Model Army in Nottingham on Saturday!

Little Annie is under instructions to stick close to me so she doesn't get trampled!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 6h

Where are the 2nd Amendment crowd? They are allowed to bare arms as part of a well-regulated militia to defend the people against a tyrannical government.

Erm... HELLO?? You seen the troops on the streets? Do your duty you chicken shits!

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 6h

Because the cats are not right in the head. But we love them. 🤗🥰

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 6h

We have 6 feral rescue kitties!

SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 7h

I dunno. He didn't ask anyone else. Saying that we do live in a quite racist/right-wing village.