I heard that @sarahandco.bsky.social has had sex with a LOT of celebrities. I asked her how it was.
She said "Great, until they kicked me out of the wax museum!"
#ThisIsAllTrue

Zak should shout out "Deeper, Daddy!" when the doctor does the finger test.

Last time I wore a g-string in front of you, you paid me to put my trousers back on...

@sarahandco.bsky.social asked my advice on how to smuggle a skunk through customs.
I told her to hide it down her knickers.
She said "But what about the smell?"
I said "well, if it dies, it dies!"
#ThisIsAllTrue

Amateur. I shout out "DEEPER, DADDY!" when the doctors do mine.

This is truly awful (and public) way to find out why you refused to try pegging me. #ThisIsAllTrue

Was out walking with @sarahandco.bsky.social and she pointed at some wind turbines and asked "Why do we keep building wind farms, don't we have enough wind? Shouldn't we be farming something more scarce, like unicorns?" #ThisIsAllTrue.

Total lies! I was in the pet shop and my trousers just fell down!

Your reputation precedes you????

I'd pay (you, not him) to watch a debate like that.

Oh, man... I've seen a few of his videos but lost interest in his content. Just looked at the video about VAT - he talks about "taxing children's education". No, it's just closing a loophole that's gone on for too long!

What did @sarahandco.bsky.social do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.

I've finally been burnt - good one!

Having not read the sentencing remarks, I’m cautious about rushing to conclusions, but on its face Feathers McGraw appears to be a prime example of the rampant sentence inflation that has led to chronic overcrowding in our zoos and the unedifying spectacle of animals being released early.

It happened because of the right person.

Look up the UK Corn Laws if you want to know what happens next.

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

I like Blueskyvers and if they don't get it, then it's their problem.

Everything