Sarah Shay
@sarahshay.com
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I am 5'7", and maintain a very consistent panda bear shape. 🇵🇸✡✊🏼 https://sarahshay.bio.link/
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Then agreed, that would be nice. But for the most part, I only want to see the things people have something to say about, so it works out for me.
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I wish this for all of you, while smugly appreciating my own cancel-proof tattoos.
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May the creators of the IP your tattoo is based on die before they do anything heinous, amen. 🤗
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You can, I did it immediately. I still wish you could also do it by user, but being able to do everyone in one click is nice.
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There was a really sketchy store in the neighborhood where I lived in 2003 called "Pet Supplies Plus." We always joked that the "Plus" was the meth they sold out of the back room...which has made streaming service names amusing to me for years 😂
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Just played Jackbox games for the first time tonight, and I am here to be many years late in saying they are very fun! You mean to say there's an organized and socially acceptable way to spend an entire party trying to make everyone laugh? Twist my arm!
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Didn't know it was based on a true story, so I looked up the creator. Wikipedia describes her as, among other things, a "socialite." 🙄
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Also I could tell by chapter 2 which couple was going to be covered in the next book of the series, because they hated each other so performatively. 🙄
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I gave it until chapter 8 to make sure I was giving it a fair chance, but it's awful. The characters are stilted and two-dimensional, and the men are toxic as fuck. Felt like I was reading an 80s Harlequin with how controlling they all were -- I didn't think people still wrote romances like that!
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Whuf. Romance fans, do NOT read "Done and Dusted" by Lyla Sage, no matter how much Libby gasses it up. I waited a month for it based on the glowing reviews, but it's so bad I genuinely can't believe it got published. 😬
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If I had a nickel for every 90s musical set in New York that was important to me in my youth and had a want song titled "Santa Fe" I'd only have ten cents, but it's still weird it took me until now to notice it happened twice.
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I would argue Charlotte or Traverse City. People sure laughed at me when I first moved there 😅
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I appreciate the tip! 💜
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Whitelisted Dropout on the only extensions I have that I can imagine effecting video, and no dice. I will say that this only happens in Firefox and not Chrome, and I have had video playback issues with other sites that only happened on Firefox too...but it's always been more normal video issues.
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Thank you to everyone who, over the years, added my song "Honeybunch Lee" to Spotify playlists with titles like "Dyke Cuntry" (technically the POV character of that song is a straight man, but I appreciate the headcanon). 🩷🧡🤍
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I finally had the spoons to get my music removed from Spotify! It'll be disappearing soon, so if you've previously listened to my music there please consider canceling your account and buying my work on Bandcamp!
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Seattle folk singer bringing you songs that are usually funny but sometimes sad.
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The whole episode I kept feeling like Ben was trying to define Käärijä exclusively, so when Mike said "It seems like what you're saying is that Käärijä is the only true Weird Little Dude" I immediately turned into this meme 😂
Leonardo Dicaprio in the 2019 film Once Upon a Time in Hollywood; he is sitting in an easy chair, holding a can of beer and a cigarette in one hand, and pointing very emphatically in front of him.
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BEHOLD! We have not settled on a name yet, but the strongest candidates so far are Mr. Boddy and Brom Bones. I will accept suggestions.
A full-size plastic skeleton stands on a balcony, leaning over a metal railing. It is wearing some cool motorcycle goggles on top of its head, and has a spooky piece of green burial shroud wrapped around its arms and shoulders. It is waving with both hands because it's friendly!
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I regret to report that 90% of my costume box is in bad shape and would not hold up to outdoor conditions. But I will persevere!
A life-size plastic skeleton from the shoulders up, wearing the classic black plastic disguise glasses with eyebrows, a fake nose, and a mustache attached.
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Ok nobody panic, everyone stay calm: I own a FULL-SIZE SKELETON for the first time in my life and TODAY IS THE DAY it goes out on the balcony!!!
a group of skeletons are dancing together in a cemetery .
Alt: A clip of a black and white cartoon showing four skeletons dancing in a circle in a cemetery.
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Not one who will be at their beck and call 24/7 (which is a normal thing to want from a friend).
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Everything I've heard about the "Friend" surveillance tool/cursed amulet clicked once I learned that the A.I.'s "personality" was designed after its creator: a 22-year-old rich white guy who thinks he's a genius. There isn't enough money in the world to pay me to hang out with one of those all day.
I Hate My Friend
The chatbot-enabled Friend necklace eavesdrops on your life and provides a running commentary that’s snarky and unhelpful. Worse, it can also make the people around you uneasy.
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I wish you all could have seen the guy who just walked past me looking like an exact mix of Daði Freyr and Matt Mercer.
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This post did much better on Tumblr -- surprising overlap of Dropout fans and people who are familiar with the play over there! I've been called "a madman and a genius" 😂