gaslawsandpropofol
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Smart mouthed "doc wannabe" gas passer. Inappropriate humor is a coping mechanism.
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Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 73 out of the last 85 days.

Epstein Shutdown.
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A terrific AFP fact check uses reverse image searches to expose how a White House video took scenes from Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska and lied that they showed "Chicago is in chaos."
factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com....
Post from WH about Chicago "in chaos," showing scene from another state.
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I'm bringing ol' trusty...

Nazi Punks
Fuck Off
Non-scale victory...

I AM WEARING MEDIUM SCRUB PANTS (and they don't look like sausage casing)!!!
That was no accident, you're trying to ruin the algorithm aren't you?
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
Self reflection seems in short supply these days.
You just wrote out the menu for a $1000 dish! 😅😭
And the world is a fucking dumpster fire.
Rosé, potato chips, and pimento cheese.
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It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
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Q: We've seen images out of Chicago of federal agents shooting faith leaders with pepper balls and arresting journalists. Where's the limit for you on what's acceptable conduct by federal agents?

MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.