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ao3 fruitbatvampire 30 they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ i'm fine but please grind my corpse into dog food for miya atsumu 🇹🇷🇺🇲🇩🇪ok👌 🇨🇵🇪🇦🇷🇺 trying my best icon by me

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abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · May 29

What We Didn't Become

🦊Ship: #sakuatsu
🦊Rating: E
🦊Chapters, WC: 16/16, 44k
🦊Updates: Mo/Thu
🦊Tags: Issız Adam AU, angst with a happy ending, mind the tags
🔗: in replies as updated

Fanfiction graphic for my Sakuatsu fic titled "What We Didn't Become". Dark red background. A menu for the fictional French haute cuisine restaurant "Le Renard" from my fanfiction in Art Nouveau style.The menu background is beige, it's framed by light brown and khaki stylized flower stems and dark pink and dusty pink colored spider chrysanthemums. Written on the top left corner in dark pink and hot pink dropped shadow the fic title. Written on the top right in muted khaki the restaurant name, next to it a dark orange colored illustration of a red fox's head. Written on the menu in Art Nouveau styled font: "SakuAtsu Issız Adam AU, Rated E, 44K Completed, 16 Chapters, Updates Mo-Thu". Written at the bottom in hot pink and dark red: "AO3 fruitbatvampire, mind the tags".

Dark beige text on a dark red background, which reads:

praise for salt's
What We Didn't Become

“I sure hope nothing bad happens to them!” — The Beta Post

“UGHHH DFISISSKDJBGKB [smacking my head against the wall]” — The Beta Morning

“This may just be the biggest bastard of an Atsumu I have ever read.” — Beta Tribune

“Omi, get behind me, Jesus Christ.” — j, acclaimed author
of hyperpop omi hell

“This made me so ill, thank you.” — The Beta Globe

“Can you feel my frown?” — The Beta Times Fic Review

“Owie.” — Whipped

disclaimer: no j was harmed in the making of this fic

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 1h

live footage of me giving the patient a shot and telling them they're not gonna die

Meme image of a gray poodle with a peace sign emoji edited on its paw so that it looks like its posing with a peace sign while looking into the camera

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 1h

i caught a critical thiamine deficiency that can cause permanent brain damage or death yesterday and im a silly little psychiatrist so! doesnt matter which field you work in: remeber your basics they will save butts 🖤

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 10h

hehe

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 15h

i don't know 🧐 i'm doing overtime and whipping as many of them as i can in shape

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 15h

i love acting stupid and letting ppl fight each other

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 16h

read i got our problems solved by causing problems for the administration 🥰

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 16h

coworker: i mean i always kinda knew it i guess but seeing it in action is different
me: what
coworker: you're a nasty piece of work
me: and

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 16h

if you ever go there you should know that i involuntary kin him and i hate it none of us asked for this

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 16h

can you please tell him i also said hi

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 16h

it would be more effective to be on a discord call for me as i style the wig

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 21h

schick foto von deinem rachen

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 1d

heard

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 1d

i dont have the time for it but if i do i cant choose if i should cosplay neil josten or akaahi keiji for a little home shoot

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૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა @newdionysus.bsky.social · 1d

SugaaaAAAH

Panel of Sugawara from Haikyuu making a comically surprised face

Surprised Suga pasted over the background of The Scream by Edvard Munch

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大眾澡堂 @yuyudesu0806.bsky.social · 1d

睡前塗😌

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 1d

it's like ppl taking their glasses off when things get serious.... my glasses are on only if things are serious

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 1d

got my flu shot today finally 🙏 think of your covid and flu shots pls

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Chloé Stawski (Spooky Edition 🎃🦇) @chlowski.bsky.social · Oct 17

o̶n̶e̶ ̶f̶l̶e̶s̶h̶,̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶

colored piece, fanart of Harrow from Harrow the Ninth
she's floating into the black space, holding a giant sword close to her chest, frowning in anger and sadness, tear rolling down her face painted as a skull
she's surrounded by many skulls with "IX" on their forehead, and ribcages, and bones

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 1d

...i just assumed the person was german until they responded to me in italian 🥹 sorry italian bunny i didnt mean to cook you

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 1d

how i realize i need to start studying another language: i read the username bratbunny on another site like fking bratkartoffeln release me

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 1d

küsschen geht an euch alle 😘🚥

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theophagy enthusiast @clownereye.bsky.social · 2d

the fits were happy and me i also feel so good

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crynojutsu @cangustia.bsky.social · 3d

POR QUÉ LE PONEN MÚSICA DE COWBOY A SAKUSA CUANDO APARECE

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ALT: a close up of a yellow face with tears coming out of its eyes

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abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 2d

also why are you texting me at 9pm

abendbrot salt ∴ @satansalt.bsky.social · 2d

not my head therapist texting me CONGRATS FRAU DOKTOR girl i got the title bc its gender neutral 🫩 let me be not a woman