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What We Didn't Become

🦊Ship: #sakuatsu
🦊Rating: E
🦊Chapters, WC: 16/16, 44k
🦊Updates: Mo/Thu
🦊Tags: Issız Adam AU, angst with a happy ending, mind the tags
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Fanfiction graphic for my Sakuatsu fic titled "What We Didn't Become". Dark red background. A menu for the fictional French haute cuisine restaurant "Le Renard" from my fanfiction in Art Nouveau style.The menu background is beige, it's framed by light brown and khaki stylized flower stems and dark pink and dusty pink colored spider chrysanthemums. Written on the top left corner in dark pink and hot pink dropped shadow the fic title. Written on the top right in muted khaki the restaurant name, next to it a dark orange colored illustration of a red fox's head. Written on the menu in Art Nouveau styled font: "SakuAtsu Issız Adam AU, Rated E, 44K Completed, 16 Chapters, Updates Mo-Thu". Written at the bottom in hot pink and dark red: "AO3 fruitbatvampire, mind the tags". Dark beige text on a dark red background, which reads:

praise for salt's 
What We Didn't Become

“I sure hope nothing bad happens to them!” — The Beta Post

“UGHHH DFISISSKDJBGKB [smacking my head against the wall]” — The Beta Morning

“This may just be the biggest bastard of an Atsumu I have ever read.” —  Beta Tribune

“Omi, get behind me, Jesus Christ.” —  j, acclaimed author 
of hyperpop omi hell

“This made me so ill, thank you.” —  The Beta Globe

“Can you feel my frown?” —  The Beta Times Fic Review

“Owie.” — Whipped

disclaimer: no j was harmed in the making of this fic
satansalt.bsky.social
schick foto von deinem rachen
satansalt.bsky.social
i dont have the time for it but if i do i cant choose if i should cosplay neil josten or akaahi keiji for a little home shoot
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satansalt.bsky.social
it's like ppl taking their glasses off when things get serious.... my glasses are on only if things are serious
satansalt.bsky.social
got my flu shot today finally 🙏 think of your covid and flu shots pls
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chlowski.bsky.social
o̶n̶e̶ ̶f̶l̶e̶s̶h̶,̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶
colored piece, fanart of Harrow from Harrow the Ninth
she's floating into the black space, holding a giant sword close to her chest, frowning in anger and sadness, tear rolling down her face painted as a skull
she's surrounded by many skulls with "IX" on their forehead, and ribcages, and bones
satansalt.bsky.social
...i just assumed the person was german until they responded to me in italian 🥹 sorry italian bunny i didnt mean to cook you
satansalt.bsky.social
how i realize i need to start studying another language: i read the username bratbunny on another site like fking bratkartoffeln release me
satansalt.bsky.social
küsschen geht an euch alle 😘🚥
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clownereye.bsky.social
the fits were happy and me i also feel so good
satansalt.bsky.social
also why are you texting me at 9pm
satansalt.bsky.social
not my head therapist texting me CONGRATS FRAU DOKTOR girl i got the title bc its gender neutral 🫩 let me be not a woman
satansalt.bsky.social
one of my biggest pet peeves in medical dramas comics is the amount of times ppl make themselves unsterile and then just continue....
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0blivionwrites.bsky.social
Why… yes… I do have this word in my drafts…
Text over a white background with the word “order” highlighted in yellow.

The text reads: 
“Issei lifts a finger and points at Tooru’s leg.
Issei (continued):  So are you following orders?
Tooru:  I’ve got a compression brace on right now.”
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iraskts.bsky.social
stupid and idiot 10 second doodle on work papers #skts #sakuatsu
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
satansalt.bsky.social
my outpatient alone is easily making them 20 million euros every year but they cant pay me 6000 more 🤡🖕 yea ok sure
satansalt.bsky.social
im calling them out loudly and making as many ppl uncomfortable as possible dw 😀 calling admins "embarrassing" to their face bc it's fucking embarrassing at a hospital with 3k personnel where each of my cases bring in 4000€ per quarter that i dont get a 500€ monthly raise