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schlazor.bsky.social
david schlenk pumpkins
@schlazor.bsky.social
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❤️ insured motorist 🧡 grocery getter 💛 trash animal 💚 poorly gardener 💙 touch typist 💜
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · Feb 7
fellas, you can take selfies with baked goods instead of dead animals if you want to
It’s me with my bagels. I could use a shower and a haircut
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1h
Oh no!
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1h
They’re fine! I wouldn’t pay full price.
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2h
These little turd nuggets went on clearance so imma try em please pray for my insides
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2h
When Columbo asks if he’s supposed to use one of the fancy soaps and Mrs. Williams says of course and then he asks about the used one sticking to the others, that’s me, I’m worried that I’m going to ruin the soaps.
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 14h
😑
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 15h
I have a headache 👎
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 19h
you protect the family
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 22h
Christian girl autumn boots were made for this
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 22h
Praying for peace
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 23h
I think the Monarch butterflies left me
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
☹️🫂
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
weird time to get “Party in the USA” stuck in your head
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
RUDE
ZERO STARS
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
you know me!
a starbucks drink with a green straw and the words #basicwhitegirl below it
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
Right?? I wish!!
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
UPDATE:
Apple crisp out of the oven
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
started raining the moment I pulled into Aldi 👍
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
like an old timey photo booth
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
omg they should have a Christian Girl Autumn dress up station lol
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
How it’s going
An apple crisp in the oven
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
How it started
Me and thirty pounds of apples next to a sign that says Pleasant Valley Orchard open daily 10-6
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
good to be home
Eating a pickle
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
hell yeah
Tobies restaurant
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
🫡
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
yeah. Time to change pharmacies.
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