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david schlenk pumpkins
@schlazor.bsky.social
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❤️ insured motorist 🧡 grocery getter 💛 trash animal 💚 poorly gardener 💙 touch typist 💜
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · Feb 7
fellas, you can take selfies with baked goods instead of dead animals if you want to
It’s me with my bagels. I could use a shower and a haircut
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 9h
😑
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 10h
I have a headache 👎
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 14h
you protect the family
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 17h
Christian girl autumn boots were made for this
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 17h
Praying for peace
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 18h
I think the Monarch butterflies left me
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 20h
☹️🫂
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 20h
weird time to get “Party in the USA” stuck in your head
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 22h
RUDE
ZERO STARS
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
you know me!
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
Right?? I wish!!
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
UPDATE:
Apple crisp out of the oven
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
started raining the moment I pulled into Aldi 👍
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
like an old timey photo booth
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
omg they should have a Christian Girl Autumn dress up station lol
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
How it’s going
An apple crisp in the oven
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
How it started
Me and thirty pounds of apples next to a sign that says Pleasant Valley Orchard open daily 10-6
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
good to be home
Eating a pickle
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
hell yeah
Tobies restaurant
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
🫡
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
yeah. Time to change pharmacies.
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
Trying to refill my son’s meds!
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
Call dropped at 2h33m 😑
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
Two callers ahead of me! 2h8m into it
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
They hang up when they go on break for lunch. Will I make the cut?
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