david schlenk
banner
schlazor.bsky.social
david schlenk
@schlazor.bsky.social
❤️ insured motorist 🧡 grocery getter 💛 trash animal 💚 poorly gardener 💙 touch typist 💜
Pinned
fellas, you can take selfies with baked goods instead of dead animals if you want to
They treated my people’s wound superficially, telling them, ‘Peace, peace,’ but there is no peace.
MINNESOTA CHAMBER OF COMMERCE: “.. With yesterday’s tragic news, we are calling for an immediate deescalation of tensions and for state, local and federal officials to work together to find real solutions.”

#$MMM #$GIS #$HRL #$BBY #$TGT
www.mnchamber.com/blog/open-le...
January 25, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Reposted by david schlenk
The people gathered in darkness
Have baked a great loaf
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 PM
We love our home
We love this land
We love our neighbors
And so we stand
January 25, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Reposted by david schlenk
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Friends not here, “we are the ones we’ve been waiting for” is a common refrain in all of this. Please, get building your community networks now if you aren’t already.
January 24, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Reposted by david schlenk
Another legal observer murdered by ICE in Minneapolis about 15 minutes ago. God damn this country.*

———
* I fully mean this in the technical and theological sense.
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
@erinjoy.bsky.social found a pic of a cracked tree for you
January 24, 2026 at 4:43 AM
When you’re in a crowd it can be hard to know how big it is. These pictures are incredible.
January 24, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Reposted by david schlenk
Adding to this wonderful summation of what I'm trying to speak to, we are also a country which has memorialized the underground railroad.

The various churches in homesteads and what not its conductors lived in have been preserved as monuments to the spirit of "fuck this evil shit"
Part of knowing US history is knowing about the genocide of native peoples, the slave trade, the failure of reconstruction, etc.

Another part is knowing about John Brown, the IWW, the 1934 San Fransisco General Strike, and others who worked against the above.
January 23, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I really don’t like to make fun of how people look but this Bovino guy is making that really really difficult
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Dogs (not mine)
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I think we should build a moat, after we get rid of them. We can spare some lakes
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I hope it works
January 21, 2026 at 12:02 AM
There are so many circumstances
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
It’s a good time to have leftover birthday cupcakes
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Well, my air compressor froze
January 20, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by david schlenk
My governor and federal reps should be holding press confs and going on tv telling people that one of the largest school districts is closed because of a federal gov’t-led ethnic cleansing campaign run by armed, masked goons who are brutalizing citizen observers and disappearing non-white neighbors.
This is the type of thing that I want my statewide-elected and federal officials to push back against. We are seeing the creation of a pretext for bringing in troops in real time and no one with the power to get an audience is standing up for us to tell America all of it is a fiction.
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Ah yes, automated happy birthday message from the HR robot 👍
January 20, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Get out your atlas, we are watching Sense and Sensibility (1995)
January 19, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Hi everyone! It is my birthday, and I was going to promote a fundraiser for it, but then *gestures broadly* and I didn’t get any further than making a blog post about it that nobody read. In it, I asked you to take these pictures of me and do your worst (without AI) and I’ll donate to your charity
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Reposted by david schlenk
Rest in peace Victor Manuel Diaz. He was a Latino immigrant kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis. He died in ICE custody at Camp East Montana, Texas while facing deportation.

We have unjust immigration system that continues to take the lives of our neighbors while tearing families apart. 1/
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
“hey dad! where is the 18th headphone to lightning adapter you got me”
January 18, 2026 at 9:09 PM
me: “aw, he’s using me to keep his cold nose warm!”

him: if I smell this leg hard enough maybe I can get to the bone
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Imagine buying a wagoneer after this
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Super late but happy happy birthday to @trutiffany.bsky.social !!!
January 15, 2026 at 3:26 AM