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❤️ insured motorist 🧡 grocery getter 💛 trash animal 💚 poorly gardener 💙 touch typist 💜
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
do you have a hammer
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
fits
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
there’s sap in my mouth but it looks good 👍
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
dudes rock
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“come back to the office, for the culture!”

the culture:
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Here is the anger
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Here is the tree
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Yusssss
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
We go on walks
We go on long walks
But we don’t really talk about anything
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
the modern recipe card
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Me to my coffee mug:
“Come here, friends. Gather ‘round.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Happy “the porch is a big fridge” season to all who celebrate!
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Everything is prepped. It’s time.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Kinda missed the mark my guy
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Like, I have to keep this jar, right? It’s so wee!
Ignore the part where I bought cheese in a jar
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I don’t mean to brag but I’m kind of a big deal
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
train
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Happy haflinger season to those who celebrate
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
nothing much
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oh, good
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Here’s a preview. Pretty average. Some wind.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Didn’t think it would actually happen
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM