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do you have a hammer
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
do you have a hammer
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
there’s sap in my mouth but it looks good 👍
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
there’s sap in my mouth but it looks good 👍
“come back to the office, for the culture!”
the culture:
the culture:
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“come back to the office, for the culture!”
the culture:
the culture:
Here is the anger
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Here is the anger
Here is the tree
December 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Here is the tree
We go on walks
We go on long walks
But we don’t really talk about anything
We go on long walks
But we don’t really talk about anything
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
We go on walks
We go on long walks
But we don’t really talk about anything
We go on long walks
But we don’t really talk about anything
the modern recipe card
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the modern recipe card
Me to my coffee mug:
“Come here, friends. Gather ‘round.”
“Come here, friends. Gather ‘round.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me to my coffee mug:
“Come here, friends. Gather ‘round.”
“Come here, friends. Gather ‘round.”
Happy “the porch is a big fridge” season to all who celebrate!
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Happy “the porch is a big fridge” season to all who celebrate!
Everything is prepped. It’s time.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Everything is prepped. It’s time.
Kinda missed the mark my guy
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Kinda missed the mark my guy
Like, I have to keep this jar, right? It’s so wee!
Ignore the part where I bought cheese in a jar
Ignore the part where I bought cheese in a jar
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Like, I have to keep this jar, right? It’s so wee!
Ignore the part where I bought cheese in a jar
Ignore the part where I bought cheese in a jar
I don’t mean to brag but I’m kind of a big deal
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I don’t mean to brag but I’m kind of a big deal
Happy haflinger season to those who celebrate
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Happy haflinger season to those who celebrate
Here’s a preview. Pretty average. Some wind.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Here’s a preview. Pretty average. Some wind.
Didn’t think it would actually happen
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Didn’t think it would actually happen