Schnorkles O'Bork
@schnorkles.bsky.social
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A shitposting plane who knows stuff about polls, drug development, and CFR Part 11 validation.
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schnorkles.bsky.social
I'm going to bed. Hopefully your team has won when I wake up.
schnorkles.bsky.social
Nah it gets wild around inning 16 when no one has pitchers left
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justinklugh.bsky.social
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
schnorkles.bsky.social
Except it's also baseball, and so everything we think changes on a dime because it's mostly about being the least worst.
schnorkles.bsky.social
I follow many Michigan and pacific Ne people. I said to myself "My timeliness is conspicuously quiet."

I then checked the score. Oh dear.
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brokenpandan.bsky.social
yeah honestly what Johnson and Trump are doing rn is akin to a prime minister abruptly proroguing parliament. it’s a last resort, something you do to buy time when you’re afraid you’re going to be embarrassed or challenged on the floor
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schnorkles.bsky.social
Yes, and the major part where they were delaying, nominees, the senate GOP changed the rules and gave away a major piece of obstruction moving forward.
schnorkles.bsky.social
Yeah, legislative affairs (a position I am very interested in as I literally did it at the state level) is completely worthless in this admin. They can't pass bills, can't wrangle congress, but the other thing is they don't actually care, because most of Trump's priorities is executive focused
schnorkles.bsky.social
Legitimately this could be more damaging to his standing with his own voters than anything else lmao
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Trump got a Covid vaccine today.
schnorkles.bsky.social
There is a misjudgment of "this congress is heinously dysfunctional and can't pass bills" as "we are owning congress like little babies."

They actually are relatively inept when it comes to managing congress, as they can't get anything through a friendly one.
schnorkles.bsky.social
They care relatively little about passing any bills, because most of what they want to do is in the grey areas of executive power.

So yeah, this strikes me as dumb. Especially when congress is literally about to revolt on the Epstein files as soon as Grivalja gets sworn in.
schnorkles.bsky.social
This is an odd assessment, imho, because the WH actually doesn't really care about congressional priorities and the first real time it encountered them, the entire thing fell apart and the government shut down.

Most of the WH is about pulling levers where congress has given it power.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
“.. Inside the White House, top advisers joke that they are ruling Congress with an “iron fist,” according to people who have heard the comments. Steve Bannon, the influential Trump ally, likened Congress to the Duma, the Russian assembly that is largely ceremonial.”

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
schnorkles.bsky.social
Which is, vs. private sector numbers, actually quite good. People don't leave federal jobs once they get them.
schnorkles.bsky.social
5-7% a year, so roughly 180k people in your typical calendar period.
schnorkles.bsky.social
You must never care about baseball. In fact you should actively root for your favorite teams destruction so they can't hurt you.
schnorkles.bsky.social
Oh also the RIFs don't take effect until 30-60 days. This is so dumb.
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internethippo.bsky.social
"The president is NOT decomposing and is in fact maintaining homeostasis perhaps better than ever before"
schnorkles.bsky.social
4100 people being RIFed is Russ Vought doing something to not look weak and probably letting a judge just enjoin it.
schnorkles.bsky.social
4100 is small enough it literally be them moving retirements up.
ryanjamesboyle.bsky.social
Sure, small potatoes for an employer of 2 million, but those positions won't be replaced
schnorkles.bsky.social
Newsrooms not understanding the behemoth size of the federal government, news at 11.
schnorkles.bsky.social
4100??? Lmao. So a weeks churn.
oriana.bsky.social
NEWS: Trump administration officials have revealed that, so far, over 4,100 federal workers have been laid off in this round of RIFs

The administration is "actively considering whether to conduct additional RIFs related to" the shutdown, per a new court filing
www.notus.org/trump-white-...