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Nathan and 99 spooky display names

@scientistnathan.bsky.social

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High-functioning neurotypical 📍 Los Angeles | 🔬 Geneticist | 🐶 Dog Dad | 📚 Sci-fi Enjoyer | 🎮 Pokémon/Nintendo | 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) 🔞 Check out my dick: @99alt.bsky.social

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · Aug 15

eepy today

Me on the couch just being a sleepy little guy

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 11h

Haha no no I just made up so someone would ask 😅

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h

Suck/get sucked, top/bottom, & makeout

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h

Cheers to that <3

A hand holding an open bottle of poppers

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h

Don't worry I always look the other way. Otherwise my neighbor would have been locked up a long time ago

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h

Trying

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h

Hey if I bottom this weekend I'll have completed the gay full house within the first two weeks of the month

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h

Spirited AGay

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h

I swung by once! It was fun but also I was kinda nervous cause I heard of people getting kicked out before haha

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 13h

i miss the bathhouse

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 13h

I mean first I TOOK it, then I took it as a threat

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 13h

I took it as a threat

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 13h

DNAustin Powers

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 13h

What

it was terrifying

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 13h

I call evil

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 13h

spooky weekend vibes

I don't have a pic but the hookup asked if I wanted to get dinner with him some time 😨

it’s ya 🔪 final 😱 boy Nix🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 23h

spooky weekend vibes.

guy in jason hockey mask naked with guys feet on his chest and shoulder

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 14h

Did @dnaustin.bsky.social force you to change your profile pic. Don't say anything just blink once for yes or twice for no

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 16h

I definitely know what all of these words mean individually

dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 17h

the sloppiest cumdump you know is currently scanning that yeshomo instagram account trying to decide which soft core porn “‘slams laptop shut til Monday” post they’ll embed in their close friends story

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 16h

Why is Waldo grabbing that monster's claw

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 16h

emoji?

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 1d

Then help yourself to a handful of my worst drafts:

"Mentally unstable" implies the existence of people who are mentally stable

Me: Well two can play at this game 😎
Them: But you're playing Solitaire
Me: 😎

Good news, I found a husband! 😊 I don't know who he's married to but he was great in the sack. Kinda wish I got his name

I'm going commando under my breifs

Look it's not blasphe-you, it's blasphe-me

Catching feeling for this guy I've beem talking too. Unfortunately the feeling is nausea

I'm giving you an ultimatum: either we compromise, or it's over.

Be the no loads refused pimped out cumdumpster you want to see in the world

Me watching people post about their happy little relationships is kind of like having a peanut allergy watching someone eat a PB&J. Sure it looks enjoyable, but the last time I tried it almost killed me so

There's no buttfucking at The Pentagon. The building just has five sides

I would like one (1) suck on my dick please

Date idea: I strip you down, gag you, tie you to the bed, pop into the kitchen because I'm a little peckish, decide to boil some water for pasta, now it's 6 hours later and I just realized I forgot you're still tied up in the bedroom,

Actually it's only champagne for your real friends and real pain for your sham friends if it comes from the Champagne For Your Real Friends And Real Pain For Your Sham Friends region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling wine for your real friends and real wine for your sparkling friends

LMHO (Laughing My Humble Opinion)

Do I like to be called daddy? Lmao you can call me whatever you want, I won't hear it because your mouth is full

I'm such a simp for being treated well and getting paid my worth

You know you're down bad for someone when you jerk off to their regular fully-clothed selfies

You can't be too hard on gay men for calling every week of their life an "era", because physicists unironically say Planck Era and it lasted 10⁻⁴³ seconds

It's cool, my hand and I are in an open relationship

Don't have a butt plug? No problem, just be constipated. Nature's butt plug, if you will

I'm a Vegetarian. I'm only sexually attracted to Vegeta

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 1d

🥵

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 1d

Don't worry! I'm on my way with a new bottle!!

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 1d

It's very arousing to be penetrating something that is objectively non-sexual, even if the texture isn't ideal

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of lockers

Alt: Ralph Wiggum waving

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 1d

Oh haha it was about 10 years ago when I went but I don't remember precisely. Anyway cute pic!