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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 1d

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 12h

I love that about him.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 12h

Today was strangely productive. Had therapy, got the garbage out, filled the dishwasher, watched 2 good movies and a good ballgame, and was unruly on the Internet. I've only been up 12 hours, too.

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 12h

We're at 28 movies that we at least started watching as a household and at least one of us made it through, plus 4 solo watches, 1 near-complete "caught it on TV" watch and a movie we both bailed on in 17 out of a possible 20 days.

How are y'all doing on your October movies?

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 12h

Joan or Bette?

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Cecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 20h

Cecil Nyx vs Mercedes Mone in 12 consecutive matches for each of the titles individually.

I might be able to win a few.

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

Ow, feelings. Ow.

Can’t Help Falling In Love (feat. Mark Lanegan)

YouTube video by Chrissie Hynde - Topic

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

I didn't check in on new albums this weekend. What's good, errybody?

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

2020 wasn't, either. That Series never should've happened.

I was a Yankee fan for 30 years, too. It's OK to break cycles.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

He better not try to steal Pop-Tarts from *this* orphan, I'll fuck 'em up.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

As someone whose great-grandfather was a Brooklyn fan and someone whose last moment of hearing their mother truly happy was the night the Dodgers won in 2020 (I didn't have the heart to ever get into the Justin Turner quarantine shit with her), this isn't the team my family rooted for.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

I am glad to see that my entire feed is united in wanting the Dodgers to lose.

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

I wonder what miserable thing Michael Kay's doing tonight.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

A-Rod still trying to big league Jeter during a studio show.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

I'm sorry, Aubrey. Y'all gave it all you had, be proud of 'em.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

BEAT LA

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

I'll be damned, Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is going to the World Series.

Congrats Jays fans, sorry, Mariners fans.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

Yeah, that's "fuck you" heat.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

This is gonna be a hard inning to watch, because no matter who wins, people I like will be sad.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

Ned Yost managing both teams now?

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

The world needs to get over the little shorts hate.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 13h

Watched Dracula today without knowing!

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 14h

(sorry, Mariners fans)

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 14h

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 14h

This is the way.

Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear @scottcrawford.org · 14h

How many of you have ever had to tell your doctor "I have a parasitic infection", and how heavy has the crossover been between that and those of you who've met Jennifer Garner in a Capital One Airport Lounge?

I'm not insinuating anything, just curious.