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Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear
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Today was strangely productive. Had therapy, got the garbage out, filled the dishwasher, watched 2 good movies and a good ballgame, and was unruly on the Internet. I've only been up 12 hours, too.
We're at 28 movies that we at least started watching as a household and at least one of us made it through, plus 4 solo watches, 1 near-complete "caught it on TV" watch and a movie we both bailed on in 17 out of a possible 20 days.

How are y'all doing on your October movies?
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Cecil Nyx vs Mercedes Mone in 12 consecutive matches for each of the titles individually.

I might be able to win a few.
I didn't check in on new albums this weekend. What's good, errybody?
2020 wasn't, either. That Series never should've happened.

I was a Yankee fan for 30 years, too. It's OK to break cycles.
He better not try to steal Pop-Tarts from *this* orphan, I'll fuck 'em up.
As someone whose great-grandfather was a Brooklyn fan and someone whose last moment of hearing their mother truly happy was the night the Dodgers won in 2020 (I didn't have the heart to ever get into the Justin Turner quarantine shit with her), this isn't the team my family rooted for.
I am glad to see that my entire feed is united in wanting the Dodgers to lose.
I wonder what miserable thing Michael Kay's doing tonight.
A-Rod still trying to big league Jeter during a studio show.
I'm sorry, Aubrey. Y'all gave it all you had, be proud of 'em.
I'll be damned, Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is going to the World Series.

Congrats Jays fans, sorry, Mariners fans.
This is gonna be a hard inning to watch, because no matter who wins, people I like will be sad.
The world needs to get over the little shorts hate.
How many of you have ever had to tell your doctor "I have a parasitic infection", and how heavy has the crossover been between that and those of you who've met Jennifer Garner in a Capital One Airport Lounge?

I'm not insinuating anything, just curious.