Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear
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True Story: I'm having a New Year's Eve party at my club in Second Life. 11 PM Eastern Time (8 PM Second Life Time). Let me know if you wanna come by.
(CW: food)
I had the energy to cook two, count 'em, two meals today!
I had the energy to cook two, count 'em, two meals today!
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
(CW: food)
I had the energy to cook two, count 'em, two meals today!
I had the energy to cook two, count 'em, two meals today!
Just because.
Fabulous Driving
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December 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Just because.
YUP.
Play Dirty
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December 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
YUP.
Playing the 3 best songs I'll be playing all night (Kelly's "Shoes", Sisqo's "Thong Song" and the theme from Valley of the Dolls with the Barbara Parkins intro) back-to-back-to-back as warm-ups before people are supposed to show up is totally on-brand for me.
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Playing the 3 best songs I'll be playing all night (Kelly's "Shoes", Sisqo's "Thong Song" and the theme from Valley of the Dolls with the Barbara Parkins intro) back-to-back-to-back as warm-ups before people are supposed to show up is totally on-brand for me.
I was worried about that one, because Mox de facto earning an IWGP title shot now is a very different deal than when Naito was carrying the belt last. Takeshita, and I can't believe I have to put it this way given his year, is one of the two or three best in the business right now. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I was worried about that one, because Mox de facto earning an IWGP title shot now is a very different deal than when Naito was carrying the belt last. Takeshita, and I can't believe I have to put it this way given his year, is one of the two or three best in the business right now. 🤼
Whew. Good on Mox for doin' business. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Whew. Good on Mox for doin' business. 🤼
I do like that they're both down to one leg. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I do like that they're both down to one leg. 🤼
Even a draw would be bullshit. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Even a draw would be bullshit. 🤼
If they go this route, Moxley beating Soup makes way less booking sense than Dorada beating Claudio. It doesn't set up business that I think anyone's really clamoring for, where the other result is gonna make for a hot Friday night at Arena Mexico. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If they go this route, Moxley beating Soup makes way less booking sense than Dorada beating Claudio. It doesn't set up business that I think anyone's really clamoring for, where the other result is gonna make for a hot Friday night at Arena Mexico. 🤼
Get his ass, Soup. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Get his ass, Soup. 🤼
If Moxley wins we riot 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If Moxley wins we riot 🤼
While getting tonight's DJ set together, I'm multitasking tonight, I was listening to Godflesh's "Anthem" from their Hymns album with the beginning of Ricochet/Austin II on with the sound off, and I totally understood y'all who made music videos from wrestling clips in the '00s-'10s. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
While getting tonight's DJ set together, I'm multitasking tonight, I was listening to Godflesh's "Anthem" from their Hymns album with the beginning of Ricochet/Austin II on with the sound off, and I totally understood y'all who made music videos from wrestling clips in the '00s-'10s. 🤼
CD had that second one coming. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
CD had that second one coming. 🤼
What's up with CD taking bumps and doing moves and such again? 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
What's up with CD taking bumps and doing moves and such again? 🤼
KICK HER ASS, LEILA! 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
KICK HER ASS, LEILA! 🤼
One of these days, Lexy's gonna open a can on someone. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
One of these days, Lexy's gonna open a can on someone. 🤼
PHRASING, SCHIAVONE! 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
PHRASING, SCHIAVONE! 🤼
Don't be mean to Josh, you nerds! He's from Canada! 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Don't be mean to Josh, you nerds! He's from Canada! 🤼
Josh ain't lyin'! 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Josh ain't lyin'! 🤼
NEW PRINCE NANA DANCE MOVES! 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
NEW PRINCE NANA DANCE MOVES! 🤼
Prince Nana is here to restore sanity to the world. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Prince Nana is here to restore sanity to the world. 🤼
Why does Juice get to be regular Jesus when Billie can't be Space Jesus? 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Why does Juice get to be regular Jesus when Billie can't be Space Jesus? 🤼
I can't believe Austin Gunn's this over. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I can't believe Austin Gunn's this over. 🤼
Eventually, Toni's gonna come out there and murder FTR. 🤼
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Eventually, Toni's gonna come out there and murder FTR. 🤼
Do we get the 2nd best entrance in wrestling? We do!
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December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Do we get the 2nd best entrance in wrestling? We do!
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