Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear
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How did I miss a whole-ass Young Gods album last year?
Appear Disappear - The Young Gods
www.younggods.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:04 AM
How did I miss a whole-ass Young Gods album last year?
Look at how much fuckin' fun Howard's havin' here.
I love how the hype cycle for a Jupiter 8 emulation app causes Howard Jones to be all "Yeah, I got one of those"
Revisiting the Jupiter 8, I've had this since 1983 and it still excites me.
YouTube video by Howard Jones
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Look at how much fuckin' fun Howard's havin' here.
Doing my annual login to Nextdoor, and y'all, you're not gonna fuckin' believe this, but people in my town have OPINIONS about the Super Bowl halftime show!
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Doing my annual login to Nextdoor, and y'all, you're not gonna fuckin' believe this, but people in my town have OPINIONS about the Super Bowl halftime show!
Angsty teenagers are going to love the ever-lovin' shit out of this Wuthering Heights soundtrack.
February 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Angsty teenagers are going to love the ever-lovin' shit out of this Wuthering Heights soundtrack.
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friday the thirteenth...
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
friday the thirteenth...
I got curious, and there are 8 AEW originals (as in "worked for the company by Double or Nothing '19") who have never had a belt there:
Angelico
Brandon Cutler
Evil Uno
Kip Sabian
Trent Beretta
Emi Sakura
Penelope Ford
Yuka Sakazaki
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Angelico
Brandon Cutler
Evil Uno
Kip Sabian
Trent Beretta
Emi Sakura
Penelope Ford
Yuka Sakazaki
🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I got curious, and there are 8 AEW originals (as in "worked for the company by Double or Nothing '19") who have never had a belt there:
Angelico
Brandon Cutler
Evil Uno
Kip Sabian
Trent Beretta
Emi Sakura
Penelope Ford
Yuka Sakazaki
🤼
Angelico
Brandon Cutler
Evil Uno
Kip Sabian
Trent Beretta
Emi Sakura
Penelope Ford
Yuka Sakazaki
🤼
Chaotic night of wrestling, and I didn't even see the Kenny/Swerve segment!
Good to watch it with y'all. 🤼
Good to watch it with y'all. 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Chaotic night of wrestling, and I didn't even see the Kenny/Swerve segment!
Good to watch it with y'all. 🤼
Good to watch it with y'all. 🤼
Well, they did it! Look at how happy Thekla just looked!
Feel for Stat, took her forever to get here, had one hell of a run, true all-timer, hopefully she's back on top relatively soon.
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Feel for Stat, took her forever to get here, had one hell of a run, true all-timer, hopefully she's back on top relatively soon.
🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Well, they did it! Look at how happy Thekla just looked!
Feel for Stat, took her forever to get here, had one hell of a run, true all-timer, hopefully she's back on top relatively soon.
🤼
Feel for Stat, took her forever to get here, had one hell of a run, true all-timer, hopefully she's back on top relatively soon.
🤼
Strap-assisted powerslam, that's like some Buzz Sawyer shit, hopefully without the drug problems and the shitty attitude! 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Strap-assisted powerslam, that's like some Buzz Sawyer shit, hopefully without the drug problems and the shitty attitude! 🤼
Wow, Danielson's opponent in the strap match lost his name as a stip of the match, apparently! 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Wow, Danielson's opponent in the strap match lost his name as a stip of the match, apparently! 🤼
I knew she was blading. 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I knew she was blading. 🤼
OMG THEKLA'S SO COOL 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
OMG THEKLA'S SO COOL 🤼
Our friend Thekla and our pal Stat are about to beat the living shit out of each other, aren't they? 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Our friend Thekla and our pal Stat are about to beat the living shit out of each other, aren't they? 🤼
Hey, it's our pal Stat! 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Hey, it's our pal Stat! 🤼
It's our friend Thekla! 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
It's our friend Thekla! 🤼
OH COME ON WITH THIS VIDEO PACKAGE HORSESHIT 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
OH COME ON WITH THIS VIDEO PACKAGE HORSESHIT 🤼
Give us an hour overrun, you cowards! 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Give us an hour overrun, you cowards! 🤼
DON'T YOU HURT STOKE 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
DON'T YOU HURT STOKE 🤼
They would've won it, but Rick Knox took 3 hours to start counting. 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
They would've won it, but Rick Knox took 3 hours to start counting. 🤼
Tag division is fucking loaded. 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Tag division is fucking loaded. 🤼
Zay got some air, didn't he? 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Zay got some air, didn't he? 🤼
Good to see Myron! (This isn't just me being diplomatic, Myron's dope, but it's also me being diplomatic.) 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Good to see Myron! (This isn't just me being diplomatic, Myron's dope, but it's also me being diplomatic.) 🤼
OK, I'll take this, too. 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
OK, I'll take this, too. 🤼
Price and Oliver? 🤼
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Price and Oliver? 🤼