Scree
@screemonster.bsky.social
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Some sort of awful gremlin not a dedicated AD account or anything but might post rude stuff so 🔞
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screemonster.bsky.social
Yeah when I read "people who eat each other to reproduce" I was like

Damn that's some John carpenter shit
Some kinda anglerfish men
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it is more important to read books you actually enjoy reading than books that are Literature
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
screemonster.bsky.social
Bonus points if the vampire stomach doesn't actually work but like

They're a vampire they're supernaturally strong you're not getting out

(Comedy points if the victim can and repeatedly does escape during the day so they wake up hungry again and it's just a thing the locals have to deal with)
screemonster.bsky.social
Okay though I've had thoughts about this before though and they amount to "okay so technically the curse doesn't require me to drink living blood, I just have to have living blood inside me it doesn't say anything about removing it from the person, plus it turns out blood keeps longer this way"
screemonster.bsky.social
The fun part is that the wingman is specifically from a heretic sect that came to the conclusion that "wait, we're not going to heaven, so we should murder the people we DON'T want to spend eternity with, also since we're damned anyway we might as well get in on the hookers and blow lifestyle"
screemonster.bsky.social
One of the wingmen in privateer 2 was from a cult that believed that the victims of murder go to heaven automatically, so they go around murdering people they deem good and worthy of heaven rather than taking a chance on judgement, knowing that they themselves are damned (because of the murders)
screemonster.bsky.social
Avida should do some horror story for Halloween, being a witch and all (locking you in a cage to fatten you up first optional)
screemonster.bsky.social
Absolutely wild that her profile is full of all the Good Person Biographical Points about being a wholesome antifascist vegan doggo and then turns around and defends the "undo all the progress made by green energy over the last 20 years" machine
screemonster.bsky.social
Yeah, some people don't seem to grasp the concept of per-character prefs

Like just because one of my characters is into something doesn't make it open season to try it on, say, Avida
screemonster.bsky.social
This scenario is extremely scree-coded (stealing someone's lunch, getting eaten by mousegirls)
screemonster.bsky.social
Ye I knew it was a great tit I just don't know if great tits are dimorphic so I can't tell if the bright yellow means a male or what
screemonster.bsky.social
Home invasion
Don't ask me how they got inside (he?she? I don't know bird colours)
A great tit on a shower rail
screemonster.bsky.social
Imminent punishment for transgressing kobold law (no idea what the transgression or the punishment might entail)
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screemonster.bsky.social
it seems genuinely insane to me to have a green man on the sign in a situation where cars are allowed through the crossing
screemonster.bsky.social
oh he's definitely a gremlin but more of the chaotic type who definitely does bullying as a prank (and also when hungy)
screemonster.bsky.social
okay so now I'm not sure scree does anything "sweetly" but if we're throwing avida and the rest of the cast into the mix then that's definitely on the table
screemonster.bsky.social
Descent into the sweater zone
screemonster.bsky.social
oh, the one I keep seeing it at the car park is literally on the same side of the road as where they park

and then they need to turn round so they bang a three-pointer in the next junction and stare slackjawed when the car behind them wants to actually turn up the street they're blocking
screemonster.bsky.social
Nightham sounds like a village in some sort of gothic horror game
screemonster.bsky.social
I could honestly love posts on the edge of pavements in more places

even where they're not parking on the pavement just to make it a pain to park up and get out in places where people really ought not to be parking, like "oh I'll just be five minutes so I'll just block the road here"

dicks
screemonster.bsky.social
I love this because it's them falling for the exact shit they tried to pull with the ok-hand meme where they tried to trick people into looking ridiculous by crying nazi at common hand gestures and now they're out here accusing a bunch of inflatable frogs standing around of plotting ultraviolence
screemonster.bsky.social
it is oft remarked that buns are soft
so the transitive property dictates that softs should be bun

@verysoft.dog has been brought into compliance
a bunny witch sneaking up behind a dog while they have a hot drink and yanking their ears up and stretching them out into bunny ears, thereby turning the rest of them into a bunny too