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@screemonster.bsky.social
Some sort of awful gremlin

not a dedicated AD account or anything but might post rude stuff so 🔞
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November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Don’t think much of the Amazon Black Friday sales. I ordered The Two Ronnies on DVD but instead I got four Kindles
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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what did they mean by this
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if you coerce someone into becoming nonbinary is that forcethemming
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
if a dog is digging for bones in the back yard is that barkaeology
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
There's a word for the kind of person who gets talked into doing a bunch of crimes on behalf of a powerful figure to give said powerful figure plausible deniability in the belief that the powerful figure will protect them if they get caught

and that word is patsy

furthermore - lol, lmao even
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
okay so hear me out
sylveon can learn hyper beam right
and has the ribbon things right
you know what I'm thinking?
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Spent a bit more time on the headshots and getting more comfortable with painting on procreate. Gifts for folks
@screemonster.bsky.social for saving my arse a few weeks back
@bonpans.ky birthday silliness 🎂
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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This is up there
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?

30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Tories: I hate young people and their obsession with pronouns
Also Tories: actually you only use Your Majesty for kings and queens, for princes it's Your Highness. You use "your lordship" for lords, earls and also bishops and judg-

Shut upppppppp
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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its actually ok to hurt or mock people if they're bad! [phone rings] oh let me get that [talking on phone with concerned look] mmhm. oh. i see. mmhm. ok. thank you. bye [hangs up phone] turns out the definition of "bad" just changed again. weird how that keeps happening! oh well, back to hurting
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Commission for @screemonster.bsky.social of their Kobold jester doing a magic trick! It's just like that scene from Zoolander, but vore!

www.furaffinity.net/view/62893997/

#furry #art #vore #comedy #silly #jester #kobold #magic #toony #windows98
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Looking out at the sheer amount of witchposting going on today
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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have a witchy day 💫
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM