Scree
@screemonster.bsky.social
Some sort of awful gremlin
not a dedicated AD account or anything but might post rude stuff so 🔞
not a dedicated AD account or anything but might post rude stuff so 🔞
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Don’t think much of the Amazon Black Friday sales. I ordered The Two Ronnies on DVD but instead I got four Kindles
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Don’t think much of the Amazon Black Friday sales. I ordered The Two Ronnies on DVD but instead I got four Kindles
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what did they mean by this
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
what did they mean by this
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
if you coerce someone into becoming nonbinary is that forcethemming
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
if you coerce someone into becoming nonbinary is that forcethemming
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if a dog is digging for bones in the back yard is that barkaeology
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
if a dog is digging for bones in the back yard is that barkaeology
There's a word for the kind of person who gets talked into doing a bunch of crimes on behalf of a powerful figure to give said powerful figure plausible deniability in the belief that the powerful figure will protect them if they get caught
and that word is patsy
furthermore - lol, lmao even
and that word is patsy
furthermore - lol, lmao even
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.Worse still is their growing belief that the b...
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
There's a word for the kind of person who gets talked into doing a bunch of crimes on behalf of a powerful figure to give said powerful figure plausible deniability in the belief that the powerful figure will protect them if they get caught
and that word is patsy
furthermore - lol, lmao even
and that word is patsy
furthermore - lol, lmao even
okay so hear me out
sylveon can learn hyper beam right
and has the ribbon things right
you know what I'm thinking?
sylveon can learn hyper beam right
and has the ribbon things right
you know what I'm thinking?
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
okay so hear me out
sylveon can learn hyper beam right
and has the ribbon things right
you know what I'm thinking?
sylveon can learn hyper beam right
and has the ribbon things right
you know what I'm thinking?
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Spent a bit more time on the headshots and getting more comfortable with painting on procreate. Gifts for folks
@screemonster.bsky.social for saving my arse a few weeks back
@bonpans.ky birthday silliness 🎂
@screemonster.bsky.social for saving my arse a few weeks back
@bonpans.ky birthday silliness 🎂
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Spent a bit more time on the headshots and getting more comfortable with painting on procreate. Gifts for folks
@screemonster.bsky.social for saving my arse a few weeks back
@bonpans.ky birthday silliness 🎂
@screemonster.bsky.social for saving my arse a few weeks back
@bonpans.ky birthday silliness 🎂
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This is up there
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This is up there
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
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19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
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Tories: I hate young people and their obsession with pronouns
Also Tories: actually you only use Your Majesty for kings and queens, for princes it's Your Highness. You use "your lordship" for lords, earls and also bishops and judg-
Shut upppppppp
Also Tories: actually you only use Your Majesty for kings and queens, for princes it's Your Highness. You use "your lordship" for lords, earls and also bishops and judg-
Shut upppppppp
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Tories: I hate young people and their obsession with pronouns
Also Tories: actually you only use Your Majesty for kings and queens, for princes it's Your Highness. You use "your lordship" for lords, earls and also bishops and judg-
Shut upppppppp
Also Tories: actually you only use Your Majesty for kings and queens, for princes it's Your Highness. You use "your lordship" for lords, earls and also bishops and judg-
Shut upppppppp
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its actually ok to hurt or mock people if they're bad! [phone rings] oh let me get that [talking on phone with concerned look] mmhm. oh. i see. mmhm. ok. thank you. bye [hangs up phone] turns out the definition of "bad" just changed again. weird how that keeps happening! oh well, back to hurting
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
its actually ok to hurt or mock people if they're bad! [phone rings] oh let me get that [talking on phone with concerned look] mmhm. oh. i see. mmhm. ok. thank you. bye [hangs up phone] turns out the definition of "bad" just changed again. weird how that keeps happening! oh well, back to hurting
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November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Commission for @screemonster.bsky.social of their Kobold jester doing a magic trick! It's just like that scene from Zoolander, but vore!
www.furaffinity.net/view/62893997/
#furry #art #vore #comedy #silly #jester #kobold #magic #toony #windows98
www.furaffinity.net/view/62893997/
#furry #art #vore #comedy #silly #jester #kobold #magic #toony #windows98
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Commission for @screemonster.bsky.social of their Kobold jester doing a magic trick! It's just like that scene from Zoolander, but vore!
www.furaffinity.net/view/62893997/
#furry #art #vore #comedy #silly #jester #kobold #magic #toony #windows98
www.furaffinity.net/view/62893997/
#furry #art #vore #comedy #silly #jester #kobold #magic #toony #windows98
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Looking out at the sheer amount of witchposting going on today
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Looking out at the sheer amount of witchposting going on today
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![i don't do well in situations
[pic of an opossum riding a goose]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreicmjribxf6xcbm2moiui73ablckawiir5z5pki5ypb3rjsdksml5u@jpeg)
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have a witchy day 💫
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
have a witchy day 💫