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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 8m

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1h

oh, the one I keep seeing it at the car park is literally on the same side of the road as where they park

and then they need to turn round so they bang a three-pointer in the next junction and stare slackjawed when the car behind them wants to actually turn up the street they're blocking

Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1h

Nightham sounds like a village in some sort of gothic horror game

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 1h

I could honestly love posts on the edge of pavements in more places

even where they're not parking on the pavement just to make it a pain to park up and get out in places where people really ought not to be parking, like "oh I'll just be five minutes so I'll just block the road here"

dicks

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 3h

I love this because it's them falling for the exact shit they tried to pull with the ok-hand meme where they tried to trick people into looking ridiculous by crying nazi at common hand gestures and now they're out here accusing a bunch of inflatable frogs standing around of plotting ultraviolence

Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 3h

it is oft remarked that buns are soft
so the transitive property dictates that softs should be bun

@verysoft.dog has been brought into compliance

a bunny witch sneaking up behind a dog while they have a hot drink and yanking their ears up and stretching them out into bunny ears, thereby turning the rest of them into a bunny too

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 3h

oh boy so an alien gets on board and you're pretty much guaranteed to go off course into god knows where, wunderbar

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 3h

you just gave me flashbacks to the griffin from Jim Henson's The Storyteller (e05: The Luck Child, 1988)

where the bandit calls it a beastie and it gets Very Offended and insists "NOT BEASTIE! BIRD! MISUNDERSTOOD BIRD!"

Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 4h

oh wonderful, how convenient and powerful to be able to get to other stars, other worlds, in a short hop as one would get on a flight today

but there are also the horrors

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 4h

that's the thing I always found confusing, like
they go into cryo like a sleeper ship which normally implies slow hard scifi timescales on maybe-relativistic but not ftl

but "being 17 days away" wouldn't even be a different system at that speed

so it's like ftl but not by much?

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Scree @screemonster.bsky.social · 7h

Rar

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Casey @verysoft.dog · 13h

why'd you grab my ears

what?

why are you looking at me like that?

a hand is holding a bunny up by the ears, the bunny is wearing big round glasses

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 21h

Bethesda RPG protagonist trying to fuck, but every time they stick it in the game engine detects that two physics objects have intersected and ragdolls them into the ceiling.

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