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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 13h

WOW OKAY THEN

AHAHAH My ears perked when I saw this model for VRchat but SHEESH ON A SANDWHICH

Zenith741 @zenith741.bsky.social · 13h

Appreciate fat Zard buns!

Zard model by @keabuns.bsky.social
Chomp model by BallSkeleton

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 16h

AHAHA fair point

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 17h

This is the ONLY compliment I will ever give that awful, awful, awful woman. I hate that things have gotten to the point where she and I align on anything, she's so horrible...just atrocious, the fact she's my state rep makes me want to vomit.

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 17h

I hate Marjorie Taylor Greene...so much? Just like...SO MUCH, cannot stand her, but I have to say I respect her more than a Ted Cruise because she actually seems to have...some sort of spine.

Its a horrible spine of a goblin, but its there. Most repubs have a line of jelly up their backs.

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 17h

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been breaking from the cult a little and saying things like: "We're focusing on the wrong things while Americans can't handle the cost of living', calling Gaza a genocide and pushing for the release of the files.

DO NOT make me agree with that woman this much.

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 3d

Imp Brain: Hershel in too-tight sweatpants you bought him last winter, that have a long tail sleeve above his hips with the word 'Cuddle Hazard' in cute dramatic letters printed along the side of the base your favorite appendage

Me: ....

Imp Brain: Cute pillows and Zs printed over his bu-

Me: SHH

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 1d

AWWW you make a cute taur

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 1d

Strange timeline we live in...

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 1d

True....weh...

I don't know, I always feel like a bit of a chore, softly pressganging people to watch nonsense. An open door makes it feel less like that, if folks just...wander in because they want to

THOUGH by the same token, an open door offers entrance too... *Gestures to the broader internet*

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 1d

I COULD JUST HOST IT IN THE APTO SEVER THOUGH

But not everyone is in that server and I DO NOT want to open the floodgates to max on that cute little space.

Plus it would be nice to have 'My' space too, I don't even run that Discord...

Still, that is the vibe.

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 1d

*Squirms*

A movie Discord sounds like a fun idea, but I don't...adore the idea of a bunch of people flooding in? Weh...The energy I want is a small couch of like-minded folks actively, interestedly, and kindly watching nonsense? I fear the peanut gallery...

I'm overthinking this...

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 1d

That's probably why I should make like...a little Discord to watch things with? If there's a crowd who's actively interested and engaged, I might feel like less of a humunculous goblin?

Emotional safety in numbers? Weh...I don't know I just want someone to react the same way I do to these things...

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 1d

This is probably why I have yet to actually watch The Concierge with a single other person despite wanting to.

Weh...I'm so squishy about media I like, it feels like rolling over and exposing my tender tummy while someone holds a 5lb dumbbell over my belly button. Dropping it is easy and it hurts.

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 1d

Weh...

I wanna watch more stupid, dumb 'Me' style media with people, but I always feel like such garbage when it doesn't go quite right.

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 2d

I would like to lodge a complaint with today.

Who do I talk to?

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 2d

HA It probably says something that I'm less worried about my own death than I am about the emotional inconvenience it would cause, but MAN.

The thought of someone looking at a picture of me and feeling like I do now...That guts me.

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 2d

CW: Death

I've been thinking about death a lot this year... I've never really minded the thought of my own death much? It's not something I'm enormously afraid of...but MAN the thought of people having to deal with it like this afterwards, my Absence. I hate the thought of being a source of pain.

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 3d

The fact the YT algorithm is now putting short AMVs about these two into my recommendations makes me want to crawl into the sky and vanish on some level.

Just the back end of the website pulling a whole 'I know what you are'...

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 3d

Imp Brain: Hershel in too-tight sweatpants you bought him last winter, that have a long tail sleeve above his hips with the word 'Cuddle Hazard' in cute dramatic letters printed along the side of the base your favorite appendage

Me: ....

Imp Brain: Cute pillows and Zs printed over his bu-

Me: SHH

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 3d

Me: *Minding my business*

Brain: There's going to be Halloween costumes around the recent assassination and that's gonna be on your timeline for like two weeks.

Me: *Deep breath through nose*

Me: *Continues minding business*

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 3d

How I be looking when a God wags its tail at me...

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 4d

MOOD RING SPOTS

Weh....I don't know I DO so adore that classic cookies and cream look on a dalmation, but so many of my forms have brown fur that I'm tempted.

And brown looks SO GOOD with pops of color, so spots that turn pink, or red or green or rainbow just sounds nice.

SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 4d

Imp Brain: What if Dalmation Caudle was brown with Lisa-Frank style rainbow spots?

T-that sounds awful for any artist to deal with...

IB: Cool though...

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 4d

Imp Brain: What if Dalmation Caudle was brown with Lisa-Frank style rainbow spots?

T-that sounds awful for any artist to deal with...

IB: Cool though...

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 4d

That's amazing...

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 5d

Q: How would Scooby be with Big Tail FNGR?

A: I-I haven't thought about that...

Oh no, this hunger-driven id-monster sweetheart has a limb that's more powerful than my entire body and can drag me to taco belle/squeeze me when scared/snake past defenses to steal my food all he wants.

No thoughts.

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