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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bot
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In my coils...
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Q: Oooh, hey cutie, nice new shape. How does one go about 'Destroying you' as you say?

A:

WELL this is the shape that makes instruction booklets...SO AHAHAH If you're really interested in pushing my buttons:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Here is an exact guide on how to do that.
Kink Summations
Why I Like The Things I Like/What it is I Like About Them: Hello! If you’re here, you’re trying to push my buttons, either for a gift, or just for fun. I thought it might be useful, with how open the...
docs.google.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Final notice bill
Deranged horse infestation
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
*Tell sisters I prefer they text me for decades*

*They still call me every time*

...

The LEVEL to which 90% of the people in my life seem unwilling to put up with/vibe with my preference for text may be one of the greatest frustrations of my social life...

I KNOW I'm fun to talk to but I'm tired
December 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I have to say, I was really anxious about this thread, but people were really nice...weh.

Thanks guys...
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
*The bot's eyes turn to cats as a voice plays from its ear speakers*

"You know...you should see about making a cozy book-nook world that you can load up with all your comfort media for sharing on weekends~"

*Blinks*

...Well a Burnel world DOES exist...I wonder how hard it is to put media on...
AHAHA since my headset started randomly working again, I decided to...get on VRchat to talk to people instead of for production reasons...AND I HAD A LOT OF FUN

AHAH, goodness, getting an avatar of another form for VRchat is definitely on the 2026 wishlist I just have so much fun with that nonsense
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I've been talking to someone about 'Overwhelming affection' characters lately, so I was watching Pepe cartoons

AHAH I tend to be a Pepe apologist (Apewlogist?), Though MAN if this is not your kind of humor he's a lot

I crack up at this tho what a goddamn out-of-pocket thing to say after your NAME.
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Deecie is neat...

Smells like ozone and pineapple bread...
Swish, swish~

Ha! A lovely old commission of Deecie showing off from Dokitokiii on Twitter.
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Twitter is legitimately getting unusable if you to use it for anything but arguing on Twitter in a very specific way.

The level of interaction for MANY people has dropped like a stone and this is exactly why.
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.

Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Pv...

*Blk, blk*

Uhg...this mindset stores some long distant part of me that used to put together robots that played soccer out of kits and likes to build models...

The idea that I could make my own e-ink device (I love that tech) is so tempting...
Minimal E-Ink Clock with a Raspberry Pi (Tutorial)
YouTube video by AKZ Dev
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Q: Dunomutt with a mechanical, squishy anaconda tail for apprehending criminals. Several mechanical tails for various activities and people saving. Dynomut with a tush multi-tool.

A:

H-hey...
a cartoon character wearing glasses and a yellow turtleneck is saying `` you stop that . ''
ALT: a cartoon character wearing glasses and a yellow turtleneck is saying `` you stop that . ''
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
*Those ear speakers chime in again, a lecherous sort of voice oozing from the greats of those satellite dishes*

"What if Dalmation Caudle was a curvy little nerd? You don't really have a curvy shape, tush wiggles when happy, expressive spots~"

...Shush. I am busy. *Fends off new Shape thoughts*
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Q: This form's weird...

A: So's your face.
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
*Glances at that second image, and his eyes briefly turn to cats*

"You're totally not thinking about someone holding your disembodied head in their hands and smirking at you while their tail absolutely manhandles your body behind them and you can only blush~"

*Blik*

N-noh...that's weird...
Q: When you're sick..or...get a virus, I guess, do you go to the doctor or the mechanic's?

A: The latter, Gizmet, the local gearhead, often helps me out. My origins are unclear, she found me in a dumpster, but she's down to tinker when I glitch...

Art by Pac
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
*The grumpy gizmo's eyes turn briefly into a small game without it noticing as he works, a small silhouette of a cat's head chases the shape of a dog through a maze full of dots like a strange game of Pac-Man before it blinks and this vanishes, regular pixelated pupils returning*
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The tigers could treat me like this if they wanted...I'm very sturdy...

A-and if they break me their huge...strong paws could put me back together again while they purr about tourdates...
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
*Sits attempting to work on something serious*

*The bot stiffens as its eyes turn to silhouettes of black cats and its ear speakers play a...slightly feminine voice*

"You know, you could be working on something big...and heavy and wide~"

I HAVE *PROJECTS*

"Curvy and coily~"

BE GONE, FOUL VOICE
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
....

I did not need Clawhauser using his tail in a cute gay dance number knocking around my hard drive, but here we are...

Man, he's cute...the other issue I had with Zootopia 2 is that he's only in it for like five minutes...Where's his movie?

He's SO cute...I'd go to Burning Mammal with him...
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Also AHAHAH whilst I am talking about this movie, one thing that did stick out to me #Zootopia2Spoilers is how it kinda felt like Judy owned nick more of an apology than he got.

AHAHA she almost kills them both and is the direct reason his most sentimental object breaks moments later, poor fox.
👇
#ZootopiaSpoilers #Zootopia2Spoilers

#Spoilers

...

This was also cute...HA There's more tail stuff in this movie...it's just REALLY nice and good that Nick's tail seems like a part of his character, and something the production put thought into.
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
#ZootopiaSpoilers #Zootopia2Spoilers

#Spoilers

...

This was also cute...HA There's more tail stuff in this movie...it's just REALLY nice and good that Nick's tail seems like a part of his character, and something the production put thought into.
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
#ZootopiaSpoilers #Zootopia2Spoilers

#Spoilers

Also, whilst I am talking about the tail nonsense in Zootopia...

CUTE, HA, we don't see a lot of Lions in Zootopia, and I do like it kinda grumpily yanks itself out of Pawbert's hands...
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I remember this clip extremely well for *reasons*
Was in a bit of a Tigger mood so here’s this clip

I like it :)
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Also, why yes, I am the exact sort of garbage gizmo that did notice that he shifts his hips...evvverrrr so slightly to bring his tail up to block Judy's view...

Weh...wholistic, full body tail nonsense displaying character...

I'm so easy...
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
#ZootopiaSpoilers #Zootopia2Spoilers

#Spoilers

Eheh...there was one moment in Zootopia 2 that did perk my ears up...

Casual...character forward tail use...neat.
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I really do hope the immigrant populations who fell in with the big orange just because there's a lot of ingrained homophobia in quite a few cultures are seeing the error of their ways.

I genuinely do not know how on earth he had a sizable Latino voter base. Oh my god was it worth it?
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM