SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat
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MOSTLY from what I can gather, they want to know if not being so makes... *Gestures horrendously vaguely* certain activities any easier/better?

MY THING IS

I HAVE NOTHING TO COMPARE IT TO, HOW WOULD I KNOW?
secretcaudle.bsky.social
Also DO THEY NOT SEE THAT SETTING PRECEDENTS THAT THE GOVERNMENT CAN DO *Gestures* THAT

Could be bad for them? Bad for ALL OF US? The amount to which the middle and lower classes have been tricked into voting against their interests to keep people they don't like down is legitimately insane.
secretcaudle.bsky.social
HECK IF I KNOW

I think there's some... weird 4-chany contingent of the internet which is...OBSESSED with the topic.

Like...OBSESSED, obsessed. I looked into it after a few months of this, and the energy they give off is...not great.

I mean fair, kind of a weird practice but when I say OBSESSED.
secretcaudle.bsky.social
Like...*VIBRATES*

I FEEL LIKE MY BRAIN IS IN A MICROWAVE., The cognitive dissonance has always been bad, but JESUS. This level of hypocrisy is like handing a debate opponent a loaded gun, and if people don't start firing I am going to bite something that isn't a mango.
secretcaudle.bsky.social
This is why I NEED Democrats to step up. I know expecting that party to 'Save me' is a pipe dream, but lately 'Lesser of two evils' is looking like 'A papercut' V 'A gun shot wound' so I'll take what I can get.

Anyway ANYONE with an ounce of debate sense should be able to call this out.
secretcaudle.bsky.social
Just...frustratingly hypocritical that the part of 'Small government' and 'Freedom' is doing all this nonsense. Like...they do know there are GOING to be debates later, debates with Not Trump, where republicans with less boomer riz are going to have to justify this.
secretcaudle.bsky.social
I kinda keep my political opinons somewhat quarentined to the AD in this form BUT

It REALLY shows me how short-sighted a lot of the worst kinds of Americans are that they can see NO issue with setting the current precedents so long as it's not currently happening to them.
secretcaudle.bsky.social
Somewhere, on Twitter....way back in like...2018 I mentioned being raised Muslim, and I'm pretty sure like....two people got very fascinated by that.

There's NO WAY there's more than two.

In anycase, I get strange questions about circumcision like every two months without fail...
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Q: Anyways hi, I'm here to remind you about Belfort and the tail amulet thing, enjoy.

A: EXCUSE YOU

I am...TRYING...to be normal...Just...so normal...

So very very...normal...
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secretcaudle.bsky.social
"How's Timtam/Hydrox as a dom"
msjadis.bsky.social
A lot of subs do feel conflicted about their submissive desires. Being able to play with a Domme who is comfortable, confident and delights in their submission can be very helpful in resolving these inner conflicts.
secretcaudle.bsky.social
I hate that the first thing I noticed was that he's got a cute little bandage around his tail...

Also its cute when he wears clothes...

I like that when he ends up in a space suit, which is SHOCKINGLY often, he somehow has a bespoke one with a little tail sleeve...
secretcaudle.bsky.social
I can understand why the artist drifted away from doing this comic, but Gods I miss it...Poppy was very My Energy...

A lass with a rump that can destroy you...but ALSO make bread...
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An unlikely partnership
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#ProfessorLayton #TheMagicSchoolBus #MissFrizzle #fanart #drawing #digitalart
secretcaudle.bsky.social
I was looking up Space Grunts of various types for research and my brain turned to the dino-gaurds from Lilo and Stitch because I always thought they were really cute...

W-why is this the third image of them on the Wiki? I do not think this gives you a good idea what they look like...just sayin'...
secretcaudle.bsky.social
I do not need to get all skunk-brained...weh...

AHAH Usually I want to BE a skunk...no...this shape kinda wants to date one...

Fluffy cashmere cuddle, scent, snuggle, perfume pet nonsense...
secretcaudle.bsky.social
I think that random rump tweet getting 222+ likes has spooked me slightly HA!

Not like I'm shy or anything, I'm a kink producer on the internet, but I do miss locked accounts. Kinda that yearning urge to be Seen but not Percieved, you know?

Weh...so many eyes.

I'mAHumunculousI'mSorry
secretcaudle.bsky.social
OH NO YOU POOR THING

You've probably dealt with more nausea than I have in my entire life, so throwing advice at you about it would be like throwing a bible at a priest, but try to get some ginger in you if you can!
secretcaudle.bsky.social
Q: Does this form have trouble fighting it's id by chance?

A: W-what would make you say that?

Art by Pac
secretcaudle.bsky.social
....the fact that this got a perfect triple digit 222 WITHOUT being retweeted to any other account makes me want to climb into the earth and become a mole person...