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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 7h

I'm sure if we put our three heads together we should come up with something... / S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 9h

So you heard that I was in a car accident and then decided to stop off for some Jujyfruits? / S05E22 The Opposite

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 10h

It was not in the garbage, it was above the garbage... hovering like an angel. / S06E06 The Gymnast

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 12h

Let me ask you this. Is there any Tampax in your house? / S04E10 The Virgin

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 14h

I'm a fancy boy. / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 16h

George: You couldn't get me on a plane right now. I get those FAA reports directly. My uncle sends them to me, he used to be a pilot, so. Big investigation in the, uh, what's the word there, uh, offing. / S03E09 The Nose Job

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 16h

Seinfeldism: "Did something happen to his face?" ~ After Elaine's good-looking boyfriend Tony fell off a mountain while rock-climbing with George and Kramer, she was mostly concerned whether something had happened to his face. (S05E12 The Stall) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 18h

Maybe the baby would like to see my spot. A positive, uplifting message to start his life out with. Huh, You can still get a great space in this city - if you apply yourself. / S05E05 The Bris

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 20h

Chamberlain, you could hold his head in the toilet, he'd still give you half of Europe. / S04E03 The Pitch

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 22h

Having the keys to Jerry's apartment, that kept me in a fantasy world! / S03E23 The Keys

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

No, no, Bania, no. This is the dinner. The soup counts! / S06E07 The Soup

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Who is gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint... IT'S DELICIOUS! / S04E20 The Junior Mint

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

On this particular Tuesday you could've watched six hours of Lucy. There's I Love Lucy, The Lucy Show, Here's Lucy! / S05E10 The Cigar Store Indian

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

I open up the paper, and this is what I have to read about? I fell right off the toilet. / S04E17 The Outing

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

I think, that I see. a couple of buds right here. / S03E08 The Tape

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Jerry: That orange dress is burned in my memory. Kramer: Oh, memory burn. / S03E05 The Library

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Seinfeldism: "Consolation guy" ~ Jerry explained how going to a family funeral with a girlfriend is a golden opportunity to advance the relationship because you become the consolation guy. (S04E19 The Implant) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

The beauty of my book is if you don't have a coffee table, it turns into a coffee table. / S05E22 The Opposite

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Cosmo Kramer, I'm running for condo president, would like your vote! / S09E15 The Wizard

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

But everyone wears the ribbon. You must wear the ribbon. / S07E09 The Sponge

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

Newman: You wanna know what happened to Kramer? I'll tell you what happened to Kramer. He was ticked off. About the keys. Yeah, that's right about the keys. Thought he got a bad rap... so he packed a grip and split for the coast. La-La Land. L.A. / S03E23 The Keys

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

I am eating my dessert. How do you eat it, with your hands? / S06E03 The Pledge Drive

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

What kind of stupid show is this? Hey! It's that idiot that took all my records! / S04E24 The Pilot (Part 2)

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

Had no face, no personality. It was like a Martian. / S05E05 The Bris

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

The appeal of the posse? The posse has tremendous appeal. Get away from the job, camp out, you're with your friends... Come on, it's a week-long game of hide-and-seek on horseback. / S03E21 The Letter

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