Seinfeldism
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For the love of Seinfeld. Meant to add a smile to your day. #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism
Oh, so a Maestro tells you to put a balm on and you do it? / S07E03 The Maestro
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh, so a Maestro tells you to put a balm on and you do it? / S07E03 The Maestro
Seinfeldism: "Fastidious bachelor pad" ~ How an NYU student reporter referred to Jerry's apartment, in an article where she mistakenly outed Jerry and George as a gay couple. (S04E17 The Outing) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Seinfeldism: "Fastidious bachelor pad" ~ How an NYU student reporter referred to Jerry's apartment, in an article where she mistakenly outed Jerry and George as a gay couple. (S04E17 The Outing) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
The refrigerator. Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates. No meat, no leftovers, no butter. And I cannot overstate this: No soft cheeses of any kind. / S01E03 The Robbery
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The refrigerator. Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates. No meat, no leftovers, no butter. And I cannot overstate this: No soft cheeses of any kind. / S01E03 The Robbery
Conformity's an obsession with me. / S05E15 The Pie
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Conformity's an obsession with me. / S05E15 The Pie
It's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does its own thing! / S08E21 The Muffin Tops
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM
It's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does its own thing! / S08E21 The Muffin Tops
I'm gonna slip him a Mickey! / S02E07 The Revenge
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I'm gonna slip him a Mickey! / S02E07 The Revenge
Looks like you're in the hole thirty two hundred dollars. Will that be cash or check? / S06E22 The Diplomat's Club
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Looks like you're in the hole thirty two hundred dollars. Will that be cash or check? / S06E22 The Diplomat's Club
Newman: Do we own Bermuda? Kramer: No. It belongs to the British. Newman: Lucky krauts. / S08E05 The Package
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Newman: Do we own Bermuda? Kramer: No. It belongs to the British. Newman: Lucky krauts. / S08E05 The Package
Elaine: I think you know Dr. Zaius. / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Elaine: I think you know Dr. Zaius. / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole
Arrested? Come on... I'm an old man. I'm confused! I thought I paid for it. What's my name? Will you take me home? / S09E17 The Bookstore
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Arrested? Come on... I'm an old man. I'm confused! I thought I paid for it. What's my name? Will you take me home? / S09E17 The Bookstore
I don't wanna be a cowboy! / S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I don't wanna be a cowboy! / S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store
Seinfeldism: "Just put some aloe on it" ~ According to Jerry, the entire profession of dermatology can be summarized by the phrase, 'Just put some aloe on it.' (S09E07 The Slicer) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Seinfeldism: "Just put some aloe on it" ~ According to Jerry, the entire profession of dermatology can be summarized by the phrase, 'Just put some aloe on it.' (S09E07 The Slicer) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
Nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort. / S05E01 The Mango
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort. / S05E01 The Mango
Hey, I'm being heckled on stage. People are yelling out Gillooly. / S06E24 The Understudy
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Hey, I'm being heckled on stage. People are yelling out Gillooly. / S06E24 The Understudy
I'm always in traffic with the lane expert. You know this type of person? Constantly reevaluating their lane choice. Never quite sure, "Is this the best lane for me? For my life?" / S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I'm always in traffic with the lane expert. You know this type of person? Constantly reevaluating their lane choice. Never quite sure, "Is this the best lane for me? For my life?" / S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend
I painted my face. / S06E23 The Face Painter
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I painted my face. / S06E23 The Face Painter
Shut up you old bag! / S07E11 The Rye
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Shut up you old bag! / S07E11 The Rye
You got a question, you ask the 8-Ball. / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You got a question, you ask the 8-Ball. / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole
I'd like to have shoe horn hands. / S05E08 The Barber
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'd like to have shoe horn hands. / S05E08 The Barber
You can't put a limit on my caffe latte. It says so right here. / S07E03 The Maestro
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You can't put a limit on my caffe latte. It says so right here. / S07E03 The Maestro
You gotta make the whole muffin. Then you pop the top, toss the stump! / S08E21 The Muffin Tops
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You gotta make the whole muffin. Then you pop the top, toss the stump! / S08E21 The Muffin Tops
Seinfeldism: "It's like Sizzler opened up a hospital" ~ Kramer's take on the hospital cafeteria, where they served hot food, sandwiches, and a salad bar. (S02E08 The Heart Attack) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Seinfeldism: "It's like Sizzler opened up a hospital" ~ Kramer's take on the hospital cafeteria, where they served hot food, sandwiches, and a salad bar. (S02E08 The Heart Attack) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
Kramer: All right, everybody! I'm back! / S09E10 The Strike
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Kramer: All right, everybody! I'm back! / S09E10 The Strike
The belly button is like a mouth: "I'm bored. Talk to me!" / S09E02 The Voice
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The belly button is like a mouth: "I'm bored. Talk to me!" / S09E02 The Voice
Take me to your leader. / S08E09 The Abstinence
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Take me to your leader. / S08E09 The Abstinence