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For the love of Seinfeld. Meant to add a smile to your day. #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 5h

The perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella... just the right amount of grease on the joystick. / S09E18 The Frogger

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 7h

Jerry: He's a bubble boy. George: A bubble boy? Jerry: Yes. A bubble boy. Susan: What's a bubble boy? Jerry: He lives in a bubble. George: Boy! / S04E07 The Bubble Boy

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 8h

I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL! / S05E21 The Hamptons

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 10h

We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. shaving. / S04E11 The Contest

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 13h

I like Art Vandelay. / S03E12 The Red Dot

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 14h

I once broke up with someone for not offering me pie. / S05E15 The Pie

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 14h

Seinfeldism: "Feels like aliens poking at my body" ~ George's girlfriend Nancy's critique of his attempt to perform Jerry's secret sexual move on her. (S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 16h

I can feel his blood inside of me, borrowing things from my blood. / S09E04 The Blood

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 19h

Elaine: How do we know that dog food is any good? Who tastes it? Jerry: She's really hungry. / S03E15 The Suicide

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 20h

This is so *bleeping* good! / S05E07 The Non-Fat Yogurt

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but uh, I believe it's menage a trois? / S06E12 The Label Maker

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

(To the Bubble Boy) My cousin's in a bubble. My friend Jeffrey's uh, sister, also ... bubble ... you know.? I got a lot of bubble experience. / S04E07 The Bubble Boy

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music. / S08E04 The Little Kicks

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, Ann Landers sucks! / S04E02 The Trip (Part 2)

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

I've got so much hand I'm coming out of my gloves. / S03E14 The Pez Dispenser

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

You know, they never gave me any ice cream... / S02E08 The Heart Attack

Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Seinfeldism: "Brimming with positivity" ~ How Kramer described Elaine's overly-enthusiastic co-worker Toby. (S05E20 The Fire) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....