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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · 4d

Imagine getting cucked on the Big Man Couch

😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · 9d

No there's no woke there's no agenda shut up.

You're just angry that the kind of people that you used as punching balls for years had finally the balls to talk back to you and instead of taking accountability you go crying to Andrew Tate or some shit that waaaah I can't get laid anymoore

Piss off

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · 12d

Congrats Japan on getting your own Margaret Thatcher

"but it drives a Supra so she's coo-"
FUCK HER SUPRA SHE A CUCKSERVATIVE TWAT

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Plato @itsthatoneguy.bsky.social · 13d

Has it occurred to any of these rich fucks that if they keep making everything more and more unaffordable that they're going to start losing profits when we can't fucking buy any of their shit anymore?

Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 14d

I'm tired. We're all tired. This isn't hard to understand. You can't inflate prices of basic necessities like food and housing to ridiculous highs while keeping wages at poverty levels, then act surprised when luxury goods/services and large purchases become unattainable or payments unaffordable.

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · 13d

"uhh DuH MEGAMAN on NES is a classic BEST GAME EVER THEY SAY IT ON YOUTUBE"

Bruh you're like 17 and your first game was Rayman Raving Rabbids on Wii STFU

😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · 13d

Fucking racist twats ofc had to pull the picture of that character to say "game bad lmao"

And in any case really people like AVGN and the Nostalgia Dickick have ruined the way people see games. We went past the need for internet critics

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · 14d

Urinating is Liberating

I am so tired to pretend that pissing doesn't feel good

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Jul 18

Sorry but Iris in 3D came out so good I had to give her the sexy photoshoot treatment as well u.u ✨

Thanks to my beloved @deepseaegg.bsky.social for allowing me to make do her justice~

#Slutoon #SplatBlend #Splatoon #Blender #b3d #OnlyFins

Yup.
Her tentadicc is holo and glitters as well.

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Ko @bitterisok.bsky.social · Oct 3

mmm yummy,,, skndfksdkfn-
silly thing i did
feat Rika from @senorrobito.bsky.social

#splatnsfw

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Jul 18

This can either become very interesting or very weird but ok let's try

Rika - Jett - Iggy

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Oct 4

Yummy yummy colors and allll the rest~

good friends offer delicious food to each other uwu thank youuuu

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Sep 28

Artists need to eat. To eat you need money and to get money means you sell the rights for your music and yes means if you use copyrighted music without any permission you get claimed.

Pay me

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Sep 28

But nooo is all fault of the people that actually Give Him tons of royalties and just do their job.

This is why o hate the it fanbase, is a bloody cult.

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Sep 28

This thing that everyone gets angry at the fact that Toby Fox sold rights for his music and they can't willfully use it in every single Undertale video is really irking me.

Maybe he shouldn't have claimed his music is "free to use!!1!2" when HE ALREADY SOLD THE RIGHTS.

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Sep 24

Such a shame that being on BlueSky automatically invalidates your complaint of not being paid for a game soundtrack because "it's full of loonies"
I'm a loonie and I want to be bloody paid.

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Sep 21

Gonna post Rika busting a FAT NUT

Kayin @kayin.moe · Sep 21

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · Sep 21

Support porn 🫶

Censorship always starts with the “acceptable” targets and then slowly widens its nets until it’s banning things like “female-presenting nipples” or being openly queer. Be weird and stay weird

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🔞BunnydewArt🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @bunnydewart.bsky.social · Sep 18

putting this on your timeline again

Text over a sparkly flowery background which reads: “WE SUPPORT SLUTS AND WHORES ON THIS PAGE”.

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Sep 19

Why is it sweaty? Bro those shorts aren't wet with sweat-

Booyah Boombox 🦑⚡ @booyahboombox.bsky.social · Sep 18

"Heat? It is a bit hot yeah... want to go out and have a drink maybe?" ✨🔆

Summer is over when I say it - and while the heat continues, is still a good excuse for me to put Rika in cool outfits

Dolphin shorts @icyscratchy.bsky.social

#SplatBlend #Splatoon #Blender #b3d #RikaPosting

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Jul 1

Issy didn't lock in.
Rika got the punishment ready~

Thank you @bitterisok.bsky.social for allowing me to borrow Issy~
Rigs by SquiddyReal (Twt)
#Slutoon #SplatBlend #Splatoon #Blender #b3d #Rissy #RikaPosting #OnlyFins

"This is what you get, for not locking tf in~"

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Jul 15

I was experimenting with some possible Rika redesigns and found the missing link between Cyndi Lauper and an octoling

#Slutoon #Splatoon #SplatBlend #Blender #b3d #RikaPosting #OnlyFins

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Jun 22

An astounding scientific accomplishment was reached today

We are proud to bring you

The Q U A S O

Now in glorious 3d
#Slutoon #Splatoon #SplatBlend #Blender #b3d #RikaPosting #OnlyFins

"Don't think you're done, we just getting started~"

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Jul 12

The original photo for the album artwork which sadly has been rejected by the label, I wonder why~

#Slutoon #SplatBlend #Blender #Splatoon #b3d #RikaPosting #OnlyFins

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Aug 18

"Ya no lele pancha" - quote
#Slutoon #Splatoon #RikaPosting #Jannika #OnlyFins

Rika: "So? Did that fix your tummy-ache, my dear, sweet Jan-Jan~?"
Janny-: "S-S-S-Splendidlyyy~"

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😏 Señor Robito 💦 @senorrobito.bsky.social · Jul 7

I literally spent too much time on making this silly post look like a magazine page but here we are

A simple, concrete, message.

#Slutoon #Splatoon #SplatBlend #Blender #b3d #RikaPosting #OnlyFins

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