Plato
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· Mar 5
I'd sooner drag my dick through glass than listen to that orange fuckweasel speak for a single minute
You watch - now that they're wising up to the idea that people on the left own firearms, they're going to use Alex Pretti as a prop to pass sweeping gun reform laws/restrictions.
If you want an example: See Black Panther movement.
If you want an example: See Black Panther movement.
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 PM
You watch - now that they're wising up to the idea that people on the left own firearms, they're going to use Alex Pretti as a prop to pass sweeping gun reform laws/restrictions.
If you want an example: See Black Panther movement.
If you want an example: See Black Panther movement.
Another day waking up to see someone get murdered in the street by the federal government.
POC have been telling us white folks this for... well, ever and we just kept gaslighting and blaming them for their problems.
We finally waking up here or what?
POC have been telling us white folks this for... well, ever and we just kept gaslighting and blaming them for their problems.
We finally waking up here or what?
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Another day waking up to see someone get murdered in the street by the federal government.
POC have been telling us white folks this for... well, ever and we just kept gaslighting and blaming them for their problems.
We finally waking up here or what?
POC have been telling us white folks this for... well, ever and we just kept gaslighting and blaming them for their problems.
We finally waking up here or what?
In case anyone needs a reminder:
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck his administration
Fuck fascists
Fuck ICE
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck his administration
Fuck fascists
Fuck ICE
January 24, 2026 at 6:45 PM
In case anyone needs a reminder:
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck his administration
Fuck fascists
Fuck ICE
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck his administration
Fuck fascists
Fuck ICE
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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So the 2nd amendment folks are yelling "but he has a gun"?!? We are not living in reality anymore. Jesus F-ing Christ.
January 24, 2026 at 5:39 PM
So the 2nd amendment folks are yelling "but he has a gun"?!? We are not living in reality anymore. Jesus F-ing Christ.
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218 people voted to fund the child kidnapping ring and masked death squads.
218 with 7 Democrats voting for it, the DHS bill passes
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
218 people voted to fund the child kidnapping ring and masked death squads.
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Imagine being so hated, so utterly despicable, that half the planet is staying up past their bedtime in the hopes that you croaked
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Imagine being so hated, so utterly despicable, that half the planet is staying up past their bedtime in the hopes that you croaked
2026 is fun because I've had to do cool shit like have conversations with my wife about what to do if ICE comes to the door - including, but not limited to "DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR."
January 20, 2026 at 7:21 PM
2026 is fun because I've had to do cool shit like have conversations with my wife about what to do if ICE comes to the door - including, but not limited to "DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR."
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“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
This makes *so* much sense!
today my therapist was talking about how adhd and ptsd can set each other off because it’s harder to regulate trauma responses when you’re already disregulated because you’ve forgotten to eat or drink all day so like idk who else needs to hear this but go drink a glass of water
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
This makes *so* much sense!
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This is what they said about him then. This is what they say about us now. This is who they always have been.
January 19, 2026 at 6:09 PM
This is what they said about him then. This is what they say about us now. This is who they always have been.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this
Naming my Mareep "Deckard"
January 20, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this
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Ken calling this a “tough truth from the White Stripes”… I love woke Jeopardy! and based Ken Jennings.
January 20, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Ken calling this a “tough truth from the White Stripes”… I love woke Jeopardy! and based Ken Jennings.
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
Alright, now that I have one of these stupid fucks, I finally get it.
January 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Alright, now that I have one of these stupid fucks, I finally get it.
Every time I look at the news I take psychic damage.
January 19, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Every time I look at the news I take psychic damage.
This reads like someone found a rejected Boondocks skit, entirely missed the point/nuances of the social commentary, and ran it through the pipeline.
And apparently, at no point, did anyone stop to ask if this was *possibly* in bad taste.
I think parody might be dead.
And apparently, at no point, did anyone stop to ask if this was *possibly* in bad taste.
I think parody might be dead.
Me, 15 minutes ago: “I should stop reading and finally get out of bed.”
Me about to take Willow to the park for a walk: “I should put my phone down and not look at it again for the rest of the day.”
Me about to take Willow to the park for a walk: “I should put my phone down and not look at it again for the rest of the day.”
we have completely lost the plot with the marketing of the legacy of MLK. Column soon.
January 19, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This reads like someone found a rejected Boondocks skit, entirely missed the point/nuances of the social commentary, and ran it through the pipeline.
And apparently, at no point, did anyone stop to ask if this was *possibly* in bad taste.
I think parody might be dead.
And apparently, at no point, did anyone stop to ask if this was *possibly* in bad taste.
I think parody might be dead.
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I'm at the civil war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
January 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I'm at the civil war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
I wonder if this has some correlation with RFK's imagined "war on protein."
They're going to start pushing beef and raw milk like crazy. I'm also predicting that they're going to determine that alt-milks are unhealthy and start running smear campaigns/abolishing them.
They're going to start pushing beef and raw milk like crazy. I'm also predicting that they're going to determine that alt-milks are unhealthy and start running smear campaigns/abolishing them.
lots of good theories going around about the weird whole milk advertising going on right now, but my personal one is the milk industrial complex is worried and mad about the growth of milk alternatives like soy or oat milk and want to reclaim previous cultural dominance
January 19, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I wonder if this has some correlation with RFK's imagined "war on protein."
They're going to start pushing beef and raw milk like crazy. I'm also predicting that they're going to determine that alt-milks are unhealthy and start running smear campaigns/abolishing them.
They're going to start pushing beef and raw milk like crazy. I'm also predicting that they're going to determine that alt-milks are unhealthy and start running smear campaigns/abolishing them.
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but the last few mornings I’ve woken up fully expecting to read in the news about a U.S. operation overnight and the occupation of Greenland. And I don’t think I’m being hyperbolic.
January 19, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I can’t believe I’m saying this but the last few mornings I’ve woken up fully expecting to read in the news about a U.S. operation overnight and the occupation of Greenland. And I don’t think I’m being hyperbolic.
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Daily reminder that the plan to take over Greenland and the Arctic is in project 2025. And it’s because global warming is melting the Arctic and opening up new shipping lanes that they want it & Greenland. They also want all their natural resources. Not a distraction. It was always in their plans.
January 19, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Daily reminder that the plan to take over Greenland and the Arctic is in project 2025. And it’s because global warming is melting the Arctic and opening up new shipping lanes that they want it & Greenland. They also want all their natural resources. Not a distraction. It was always in their plans.
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Politics these days is like trying to have a town hall meeting while one side has a howler monkey with rabies and acts like it's totally normal.
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Politics these days is like trying to have a town hall meeting while one side has a howler monkey with rabies and acts like it's totally normal.
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CW: Theres blood on his hands after the shot. Does anyone know if this person is okay?
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
CW: Theres blood on his hands after the shot. Does anyone know if this person is okay?