This need to be an album cover. No I will not be taking questions.

it’s often talked about how elon musk is an annoying piece of shit but the worst part is that we have to take a guy with the name “elon” seriously. what a dumb name

It's true. Never in my wildest dream did I think I'd ever be pro-workout... but here I am, hitting the gym almost every day because it makes the happy brain chemicals flow.

Oh so he *does* have an opinion on something topical - I guess it just needs to be something unrelated to the fascist regime and the release of some important files.

What does Mike Johnson even do?

He never seems to follow the day to day on *anything* Trump is doing.

I hate this whole administration, but the hate I have for Stephen Miller? It could power the sun.

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Our ancestors were called uncivilized because their connection to nature challenged the capitalist obsession with controlling land.

Centrist Dems will continue to sacrifice minority groups in an effort of maintaining "the Greater Good" (self-preservation), because they fail to realize that the hunger of a fascist will never be satiated. They seek to consume and control; to lose even one group to them is inexcusable.

The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.

The grand unified “Everyone is Twelve” theory is a legit contribution to contemporary thought and critique. We really are ruled by evil adult children!

give greta thunberg a gundam

That's been their plan all along; it's right out of the Nazi playbook.

It's only October - I imagine that they're going to instill martial law and execute political opponents by the end of the year.

This is great. The absurdity of this moment captured. Make it go viral.

I'm not asking any fucking AI a single goddamn thing.

i’ll never get over how some people pointed out trump was going to do project 2025 and then eventually the media asked trump if he was going to do project 2025 and he said “never heard of it” and the media decided he surely couldn’t be lying about that one

Social media really peaked in the early 00s with LiveJournal and MySpace. We used to post long-winded blogs and keep our friends in check with a Top 8 tier list.

Now every fancy new app is owned by some varying degree of Nazi who seeks to create a white supremacism echo-chamber.

One should assume, if one had not already, that every single thing the GOP has to say about pretty much anything is a lie or fabrication.

What is it when you're motived by fear of being in trouble and *also* the fear of disappointing people?

Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.

Is this a safe space where I'm allowed to talk shit on Taylor Swift without getting death threats

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

"Radical Left Democrats." God, I fucking wish.