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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 8h

Had to quit my workout early because I didn’t have headphones and was raw dogging the gym. Apparently they don’t want you having any kind of sex with an LA Fitness.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 1d

We have by no means seen the last time a player drops the ball inches before running into the endzone. Probably not even the last time this year, and I think that’s beautiful.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 1d

The military invasions of American cities seems like a pretty clear groundwork to either run for a third term because America can’t take care of itself, or to cancel elections all together.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 2d

It seems crazy the we don’t call the nails we use for mounting pictures “hangnails” and also that we don’t call hangnails “fingering deal breakers.”

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 6d

When the AI bubble bursts, no one will say the tech industry forgot a single avenue of media propaganda.

The Independent @the-independent.com · 6d

Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says

1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says

www.independent.co.uk

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 6d

When does it open?

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 6d

Even Shakey’s logo loses confidence half way through.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 8d

“How do you feel about settling? Specifically for guys who don’t proofread their own posts?”

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 8d

Showing up on our first date an hour early to neatly tick this article inside your menu.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 8d

“Who are these jokes for?!” I shout down into the deep well in my heart.

“Jokes? What jokes? Show me the joke.” The void answers.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 8d

Gym Hack: the little rectangle marker you use to claim a bench can also be used to manage your fantasy football team.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 9d

Look at this fuckin dork elf.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · Jan 28

Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the “Night Of One Thousand Screams.” Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation Opportunities

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11d

What level of Online Boomer Brain Damage is posting an obvious AI slop video in which YOU YOURSELF APPEAR?

Alex Kaplan @alkapdc.bsky.social · 11d

Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 11d

Writing Anti-Ice on a hotdog before sliding it back in with the others.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 13d

I’ll withhold judgement on how realistic games have become until a single one has the courage to hit you with psychic damage for touching something wet and spunky.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 13d

Um… If you really want a series with lasting impact try the sonnets of Mr. William Shakespeare. The Wire my ass.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13d

please don’t put on the Jumbotron that i’m the Waluigi of sex

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 15d

As a professional flag raiser, I love a good national tragedy. Gives these old paws a little break.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 16d

My wife does this irritating thing where she puts overripe bananas in the freezer to make banana bread with someday, and then she makes banana bread.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 16d

The fans demand a skeleton!

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 17d

Love when people here reply to a joke with “is this bait?” Well, in a sense I guess it is. It’s a joke. They often have twists at the end, traditionally known as punchlines. Most people learn about jokes at a very young age.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 17d

Wow! Concerning if true.

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 19d

It’s fun seeing little snippets from our podcast because I never remember a single moment of them and it’s always brand new.

Quick Question Podcast @quickquestion.bsky.social · 19d

least manosphere podcast @sorenbowie.bsky.social @danielobrien.bsky.social

An exchange about eggplant between Soren and Daniel

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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 19d

Coffee shops are the heart of darkness for republicans. All their horror stories take place inside them. They have taken the place of the forest in middle American gothic.

dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 19d

Starbucks says surveillance clears an employee who’d been accused of writing “Loser” on a cup when someone ordered Charlie Kirk’s “favorite drink.”

The accusation was originally posted by a Republican party official. It forced the store to shut down for safety.

blockclubchicago.org/2025/09/19/v...

The controversy started with a post Tuesday from Jacqueline Garretson, who, according to her X bio, is the Illinois state director for The Conservative Caucus and previously worked as a staffer for failed Republican attorney_general candidate Thomas DeVore.
Garretson wrote that a relative, whom she later identified as her mother-in-law, ordered the Mint Majesty tea with two honeys — an order known to be Kirk's favorite drink - from the
Starbucks. When the order was completed, the cup had "Loser" written on it, Garretson said.

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