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Evil Chromie

@lilchromie.bsky.social

5.4K followers 78 following 2.4K posts

A homunculus possessing 3 of the four humors (lacking black bile); Fashion Influencer $bigchromie on cashapp give me free money I will waste it on Legos and give you nothing in return He/Him

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Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 1h

There's nothing funny about this. This is a very serious situation.

Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 2h

Did this shit make it over to bluesky or was this a twitter contained psychosis

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Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 2h

I like how it's missing a couple of them

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Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 7h

Could have been a nice compliment to the first game by illustrating that while forgiveness is a great thing, not everybody can or should be redeemed, and that sometimes you have to accept that. Instead they redeemed the baby swallower off screen and Mel was just kinda forced to act like it's okay.

Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 13h

How am I even supposed to respond when he tags me in shit like this

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Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 13h

I don't give a shit about Taylor Swift BUT I do get like this when people start turning on massively beloved rich people

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Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 15h

If I say yes the swifties are gonna have me tried in the hague

Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 15h

You know who else didn't think they should say stuff like that? Adolf Hitler.

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toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · 15h

i dont think you should be saying stuff like that

screenshot of a tweet that says
"Unpopular opinion:
Being a swiftie during ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ release weekend is harder than being a jew during the holocaust"

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Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 15h

Citing our sources would kill the plagiarism industry

Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 16h

Executable file? That seems harsh. The file hasn't even done anything.

Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 17h

Shout-out to the conservative guy who I went to field school with. Tried to steal projectile points off federal land.

Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 17h

Wonder why they wanna get rid of anthropology

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Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 3d

God what was the original caption to this it was something about butt mogging right

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Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 3d

ITS FUCKING PINK AND WHIMSICAL WHY ARE THE DAMN KEYS A FAIRY AND BLISSEY ISNT

Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes I have nightmares about a world where this dude chose to AI generate the thumbnail and we never got this masterpieces

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Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 3d

Also I'm using this as an excuse to show someone this thumbnail I saw which might be the funniest thing I've ever seen

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Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 3d

He's extremely intelligent but only in scientific contexts. Can pretty much invent anything, but is so incompetent at actually using his inventions.

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Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 3d

My friends were the ones smoking and at first I just wanted to leave and get away from that guy but like halfway through I realized it would be really entertaining to just play along and see what weird ass shit he says

Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 3d

These trends always start off fairly tame and absurdist and then end up with a bunch of people just putting a different letter at the beginning of the n word and calling it a day.

Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 4d

Love getting drunk with friends and then some random guy walks up and asks for a cigarette and then starts talking about how he was a chemical weapons specialist in the military

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Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 4d

What you don't ever get for fun heart transplants

Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 4d

No bro it got cured we're all good now

Evil Chromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 4d

Every once in a while insurance will ask me for proof that I still have type 1 diabetes, which is incurable.

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