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Sentient Bunnysuit

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · Jan 17

You ever been like, "I am not wasting my favorite t-shirt on today."

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 6h

They said I'd never be able to open a combination law office and cheese store, but where there's a will there's a whey.

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Grog @grogofgrog.bsky.social · 15h

Stretchy cat cheer up.

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 1d

I don't like to brag but I do think our cat Jim is probably better at stretching than virtually any other cat in Britain.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 15h

I used to work at a medical lab that was researching if you could change people's species with gene editing but after a lab accident the researcher had two paws.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 15h

*heavy sigh.*

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 15h

It's so strange how you can change the meaning of a sentence just by using a series of completely different words.

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Grog @grogofgrog.bsky.social · 16h

The squirrel cops watched as they ate their donuts.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 16h

A chill hung in the autumn air like a blanket, except like, the opposite.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 17h

"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." -Mark Twain

(yes, this is about you)

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 17h

Forth cup of coffee ineffective.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 17h

List of things i'm procrastinating:
1. making a list of things

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 21h

Misdiagnosed as gifted.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 21h

every revolution needs cannon fodder.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d

If you think like everybody else you're unnecessary.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d

If you were to get a better dog it'd be called a pupgrade but the problem with that is all dogs are already the best.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d

You can't be certain you'll end up a ghost, knock stuff off the walls in the middle of the night now.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d

It is simultaneously Orwellian and Kafkaesque, as though a giant bug were eavesdropping.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d

I'm starting to suspect my wife doesn't like my skunk t-shirt, since it's the only piece of laundry I regularly find in the garage stuffed under the riding lawnmower.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d

The plot thickens more evenly if you slowly wisk in a corn starch slurry to avoid clumping.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d

This post intentionally left dumb.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d

A good name for a goose would be Gus.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d

You ever have that dream where you're in front of a crowd in a humiliating costume? It's not nearly as n bad in real life.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 4d

First of all, you have to throw away all your outdated notions of what 'top rack dishwasher safe' can mean.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 4d

First of all, how dare you do exactly what we did.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 4d

Politicians who don't want crime punished don't want crime punished because they're terrified soon their crime will get punished.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 4d

How to make Miracle Whip at home:
Step 1: don't.