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Sentient Bunnysuit

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As mentioned in the Homeowners' Association's new bylaws! readilight.com nonsense and infosec which is also nonsense.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · Jan 17

You ever been like, "I am not wasting my favorite t-shirt on today."

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2m

A chill hung in the autumn air like a blanket, except like, the opposite.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1h

"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." -Mark Twain

(yes, this is about you)

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1h

Forth cup of coffee ineffective.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1h

List of things i'm procrastinating:
1. making a list of things

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 5h

Misdiagnosed as gifted.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 5h

every revolution needs cannon fodder.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 11h

If you think like everybody else you're unnecessary.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 11h

If you were to get a better dog it'd be called a pupgrade but the problem with that is all dogs are already the best.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 13h

You can't be certain you'll end up a ghost, knock stuff off the walls in the middle of the night now.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d

It is simultaneously Orwellian and Kafkaesque, as though a giant bug were eavesdropping.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d

I'm starting to suspect my wife doesn't like my skunk t-shirt, since it's the only piece of laundry I regularly find in the garage stuffed under the riding lawnmower.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d

The plot thickens more evenly if you slowly wisk in a corn starch slurry to avoid clumping.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d

This post intentionally left dumb.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d

A good name for a goose would be Gus.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d

You ever have that dream where you're in front of a crowd in a humiliating costume? It's not nearly as n bad in real life.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d

First of all, you have to throw away all your outdated notions of what 'top rack dishwasher safe' can mean.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d

First of all, how dare you do exactly what we did.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d

Politicians who don't want crime punished don't want crime punished because they're terrified soon their crime will get punished.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d

How to make Miracle Whip at home:
Step 1: don't.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d

when life hands you a miracle make Miracle Whip.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d

pretty arrogant to believe you control the meaning of words.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 4d

Congratulations, we've lived long enough for "I see your mom was a big fan of Tylenol" to become a brutal insult.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 4d

"Do you have any thoughts?"
I think we both know the answer to that.

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 4d

The French prime minister resigned after less than three weeks I never want to hear an interviewer ask why I only worked someplace for six months again.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 4d

When you call Emergency Services in Australia they just connect you to a guy named Murray who clicks his tongue and shakes his head slowly

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