this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

Listen to @bloodwork.show

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

My two lectures on Operation Spanner and its aftermath for the UK APP conference in September are now on our Patreon: patreon.com/beneaththeskin

Oh shit, there's a new series of Inkmaster.

Does that mean that @beneaththeskinpod.history.tattoo will torture @mattlodder.com by making him watch all of it?

Inquiring and sadistic minds want to know.

Turns out it was a benign cyst.

Appropriate, as if it had been something deadly, 'benign cis' is how I would have liked to be remembered.

A French Luigi Mangione is called a Louis Mangioneau.

i am going to lab-grow a second zohran mamdani except he says "innit guv" at least ten times an hour. then i will drop him in the greater london area and tell him the current rent situation. this is the easiest and least roundabout way to solve this problem

Made a lentil shepherd's pie in the slow cooker. Shop only had red lentils, thought that would be fine. Forgot in a slow cooker they take on the texture of mashed potatoes.

Have a feeling that this 'shepherd's pie' is going to feel like eating mash layered over slightly different-tasting mash.

Our image of the plague doctor is likely more based on carnival masks than on the original masks.

I imagine that turning up in one at a carnival in 1700s Italy was the clichéd 'edgy' costume of its day, basically the old timey version of the guy who turns up at your house party as Jimmy Saville.

years ago a bunch of friends roasted me because I said I thought Tim Curry was hot in Muppet Treasure Island, and then they all sat down and watched the movie for the first time and ended up apologizing to me

They really crammed so much stuff into that movie, It's like they knew there was no chance of their ever getting the budget for a sequel so they did as much Universal Monster shenanigans as they could get away with.

30. Hellbender (2021)

Stop sleeping on the Adams family (no, not that one). The Deeper You Dig is also great.

31. Murder Party (2007)

It's Halloween, watch something fun.

Oh I forgot to finish this before Halloween. Last 3:

27: Van Helsing.

Is it good? No. Does it have lots of fun shit in it, including a really cool werewolf transformation? Hell yes.

29. The Borderlands.

Great film all round, but the final twist is fucking impeccable.

Also becoming around 40% less funny, on average.

For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work

Being in a new relationship and going to the doctor to get all those things you've been ignoring looked at because maybe life isn't fucking awful all the time.

you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.

this is so sick 🩶🖤🩶

SHELVE YOUR JAVELIN, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.

People forget that this is the good daylight savings! This is the one where you get an extra hour of sleep, and yeah, the nig̷h̷t̶s are longer, and i̴t̴ ̴g̷e̶t̷s̸ ̴d̵a̷r̶k̷e̶r̶ e̶̳̾a̴͙͝r̷̝̐l̴̩̍i̶̩͆e̷͉̎ȓ̸̼,̶̖͝ ̷̹̾ẗ̸̮́h̴̗͑e̷̫͠ ̶̻͛s̶̪͂ù̶͉n̴̛̮ ̷̤̌d̶̲̾ĩ̴̡s̸̱̽ą̵̈p̴͔̏p̶̬̾e̵̱͂a̷͜͝r̷̞̓s̵̺̀ l̸̹̩͐į̴͆̏k̶̟̱̉e̵̟͓̒ ̸̧͘͝ȃ̴̳͗ ̷̨̔c̷̻͖̊ỏ̷͚w̶̅̔ͅă̴̟̜͘r̸̞͓͑̎d̶͔͒ ̸̤͋a̵͚̜̍n̴̫̊d̴̼̔ D̴̥̳̻̣̼̹͑́̍̇͠ͅÀ̶̧̲̩̳̬̰͈̒̈͋R̶͓̃̐́̎͐K̴̰͑̒̍̓N̷̗̼̎ͅE̵̢̨̺̳͍͛͜Ŝ̸̢̟́̕͝S̵͕̮̽̋̈́̌͛́͘͜ͅ ̸̛̼̌͂̽͊̄D̵͚̬̮͎͇̥̆̄́̎̕͝Ë̵͓̜̟́̅̀͂͌V̶͚͍̺̝͇͇̣̾̈́̓̈Ö̵̱̘̭͖͎̼́̽̓̓̏̕Ų̸̭̱̲͐̃̐̐͝͝R̶̦͖̈̌S̷̼̜̜̮͐̍̐̔̓͋ ̵̣̖͈̠͖̰̏͂̎́̓̕A̴͈̩͆L̴̡̛͖̖͖̄̈́̈̀L̷̺͗̒̿

all I need in the world

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

A mighty need.