Palgolak
@palgolak.bsky.social
Leftist // Antifascist // lover of riffs // horror obsessive // irredeemably British // I don't know shit about fuck // 31 // he/him
A trope I'm coming to hate is "protagonist is forced into uncomfortable working relationship with horrible psychopath, has a crisis because he finds them personable and comes to think that they're alike."
You're not alike. You drank too much and had an argument with your partner. He eats children.
You're not alike. You drank too much and had an argument with your partner. He eats children.
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 AM
A trope I'm coming to hate is "protagonist is forced into uncomfortable working relationship with horrible psychopath, has a crisis because he finds them personable and comes to think that they're alike."
You're not alike. You drank too much and had an argument with your partner. He eats children.
You're not alike. You drank too much and had an argument with your partner. He eats children.
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don't be ridiculous
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 AM
don't be ridiculous
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Just got word by word, champ.
You'll get it. I believe in you 👍
You'll get it. I believe in you 👍
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Just got word by word, champ.
You'll get it. I believe in you 👍
You'll get it. I believe in you 👍
Encountered the phrase "the fascism of children's faces" while reading today and fully intend to employ it in every day life.
"Aww, your baby is so cute.
Pretty fascist of it, tbh."
"Aww, your baby is so cute.
Pretty fascist of it, tbh."
January 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Encountered the phrase "the fascism of children's faces" while reading today and fully intend to employ it in every day life.
"Aww, your baby is so cute.
Pretty fascist of it, tbh."
"Aww, your baby is so cute.
Pretty fascist of it, tbh."
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gotta be the time I enjoyed cheese
December 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
gotta be the time I enjoyed cheese
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
It's always the person you most suspect
December 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's always the person you most suspect
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I am taking the opportunity to once again remind you of the time Naomi Wolf thought Apple invented time machines run by vaccines
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I am taking the opportunity to once again remind you of the time Naomi Wolf thought Apple invented time machines run by vaccines
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not to be glib but a lot of discussions about AI will be solved very quick if you just become communist
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
not to be glib but a lot of discussions about AI will be solved very quick if you just become communist
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
Skipping straight over the uncanny valley and right into the crevasse of nightmares.
December 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Skipping straight over the uncanny valley and right into the crevasse of nightmares.
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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
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Objection - people animated by Pixar can't go to prison.
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Objection - people animated by Pixar can't go to prison.
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Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
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In case anyone thinks I'm being distasteful in laughing at this racist piece of shit taking a tarmac high dive and scoring perfect tens across the board, here's a selection from his Facebook account.
December 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
In case anyone thinks I'm being distasteful in laughing at this racist piece of shit taking a tarmac high dive and scoring perfect tens across the board, here's a selection from his Facebook account.
As someone who went to school in south London, the idea that racism is anathema to Dulwich school boys is fucking laughable. If you had a house party and you wanted a rich, racist, classist cunt to show up, get one of them on the blower.
December 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
As someone who went to school in south London, the idea that racism is anathema to Dulwich school boys is fucking laughable. If you had a house party and you wanted a rich, racist, classist cunt to show up, get one of them on the blower.
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Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you.
Prepare accordingly.
Prepare accordingly.
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you.
Prepare accordingly.
Prepare accordingly.
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Crawling backwards up a wall and ripping off your own skin to reveal fur underneath is the best Werewolf transformation since American Werewolf in London.
Ye the Van Helsing werewolves are just great. The sad puppy eyes gets me everytime.
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Crawling backwards up a wall and ripping off your own skin to reveal fur underneath is the best Werewolf transformation since American Werewolf in London.
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When a mutual posts about going to bed
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
When a mutual posts about going to bed