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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 6h

Wow, enjoy!

Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 8h

Man, so the blower motor in my wife's Jetta also stopped working recently. You'd figure not a big deal this time of year, but she'll need it for defrosting the cold that's on the way. Sheesh. I still wish she would have just gotten a damn Honda or something, those cars are easy to fix.

Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 10h

I feel bad though honestly for all the Albert's out there. The abbreviated "AL" sure looks a lot like the abbreviated "AI", and lots of Alberts, Albertas, Allens, and Alberto's are truly suffering. Hopefully once that bubble bursts (it will, and probs soon), they can live in peace again.

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 11h

I randomly saw this in a box of junk my wife had in my old office a couple of days ago, so while the Gremlin naps today, daddy is having some avocado oatmeal face time, and then taking a nice long hot shower. 🤘🏼

Me holding an avocado oatmeal purifying clay fask mask tube I found in our house

Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 12h

I've got Ms Rachel playing in the living room, and my wife's Chromebook in the kitchen is still playing Pee-Wee's Playhouse on Tubi while I do dishes, and both shows started singing "Old MacDonald had a farm" at the same time, so I may have ripped the time and space continuum, sorry guys.

Homer Simpson surrounded by clocks, traveling back in time.

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 13h

Someone I was following just casually dropped a "but I use AI a lot", and yeah, that's an insta-block. 🖕🏼

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 13h

I miss when I could legit just buy a used car from someone I met up with in an A&W parking lot, for like $700, and then just drive that piece of junk happily for half a decade with no debt.

True story, and that Chevy Celebrity was cherry (the AC even worked).

Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 13h

Man, YouTube did Ms Rachel dirty right here, lol. 😂

#DadLife

A TV with Ms Rachel paused with her eyes and mouth partially open, with a message in the lower left corner reading "Video paused. Continue watching?"

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 13h

I still remember visiting my dad as a kid and he had rented this. I've been wanting to revisit.

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 14h

It's a chicken nuggets and fries in the air-fryer kind of afternoon TBH.

An air-fryer tray filled with Costco nuggets and crinkle cut french fries

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 15h

I bought the DVD awhile back, but I still need to get my hands on a copy of Out There Halloween Mega Tape, I can't wait to eventually see it.

WNUF has become a Halloween favorite and must-watch for me.

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 15h

I know it's alphabetical and all, but a shame they stuck you next to Gibson

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 15h

It's probably just a wild mix of b vitamins, crushed up Adderall, and meth TBH.

The Whitehouse was rampant with drug use during their last administration, so I would doubt that he's still getting his "Hitler cocktails"

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 15h

Always a nice cold jolt, lol

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 15h

My wife took a shower last night in the downstairs bathroom, so when I went to draw a bath just now for the Gremlin, my head and back got absolutely soaked because she left the tub on the shower setting, lol. 😆

a man with wet hair is standing in the rain and making a funny face .

Alt: A soaking wet Clint Eastwood

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 15h

I always found it interesting yet odd that of all of the amazing films De Niro has been in over the course of his illustrious career, this one (which he's not even the lead) was his highest grossing film ever (at least at that point, and it might still be).

𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 1d

‘Meet The Parents’ starring Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo, and Owen Wilson hit theaters this week in 2000. 🎭🐈👀 #OTD

"𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚞𝚙𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍, 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢. 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗."

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 16h

I love Hodder as well, but for my money my favorite Jason's have always been either CJ Graham or Ted White.

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 16h

Not much happening here today, but trying to enjoy it TBH. Tomorrow morning I have to take the wife's car back to my stepdad's to use his lift and change yet another "check engine" part, and then later we're going to dinner at her work friend's house. She's cool, but her husband is fucking crazy.

Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 16h

When people bring up any of the LOTR flicks, I always say Dead Alive/Braindead and The Frighteners are my true favorite PJ flicks

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 18h

Framed - One Frame Challenge #311
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Framed - One Frame Challenge

Guess the movie from a single frame. Every guess reveals more of the frame. Come back each day to see if you can guess the movie!

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 18h

Nice.

Framed #1308
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Framed - The daily movie guessing game

Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 18h

The wife had an extra shift today, so once again it's just the Gremlin and me today. About to make her some breakfast, and get this day started. ☕

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 19h

I'm not complaining but good lord is it cold out this morning. Opened the back door to let the dogs out (while in my robe) and that chilly ass upper 30's air really socked it to me. 🥶

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 1d

"I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel" 😆

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 1d

I mean seriously, how cool was this motherfucker.

Jimmy Carter, wearing an Allman Brothers tee

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