John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social
Autistic Writer and comedian. He/Him.
Editor of @chaser.com.au . Columnist for @theshot.net.au
Editor of @chaser.com.au . Columnist for @theshot.net.au
this is elder abuse against Jackie Chan
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
this is elder abuse against Jackie Chan
the most cursed ive ever felt was when i was a kid doing a 'write about your hero' assignment on Steve Irwin and he died while i was writing it
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
the most cursed ive ever felt was when i was a kid doing a 'write about your hero' assignment on Steve Irwin and he died while i was writing it
Seeing media people post praise for Bevan Shields’ run at SMH so I genuinely want to know was it the starting by outing a queer woman, directly telling journalists to lie about a union strike or the genocide denial that made it a ‘great run at a hard job’?
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Seeing media people post praise for Bevan Shields’ run at SMH so I genuinely want to know was it the starting by outing a queer woman, directly telling journalists to lie about a union strike or the genocide denial that made it a ‘great run at a hard job’?
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"What sort of monster makes casinos pay tax and bans them from money laundering?" chaser.com.au/business/bil...
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
"What sort of monster makes casinos pay tax and bans them from money laundering?" chaser.com.au/business/bil...
the bom website cost is genuinely shocking to me as i was convinced they just used a default squarespace template
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
the bom website cost is genuinely shocking to me as i was convinced they just used a default squarespace template
When I wrote this bit I didn’t expect it to be an actual discussion the media would be having a couple days later
Meanwhile Australian fans are thrilled that we won’t have to spend five days with 7’s coverage. chaser.com.au/sport/advert...
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
When I wrote this bit I didn’t expect it to be an actual discussion the media would be having a couple days later
Between getting mad at the journalist for bringing up the grooming problem, despite the interview being set up by Roblox to talk about it, and revealing that Roblox wants to find ways to get kids gambling with actual money… I wonder how long till the ceo retires to ‘spend more time with his kids’
Roblox wanting to add sports betting for kids actually kind of explains how they got an exemption from the social media ban
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Between getting mad at the journalist for bringing up the grooming problem, despite the interview being set up by Roblox to talk about it, and revealing that Roblox wants to find ways to get kids gambling with actual money… I wonder how long till the ceo retires to ‘spend more time with his kids’
Roblox wanting to add sports betting for kids actually kind of explains how they got an exemption from the social media ban
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Roblox wanting to add sports betting for kids actually kind of explains how they got an exemption from the social media ban
people all around england waking up on a saturday morning to find out they lost a test match in 2 days, ruining their weekend even more than being british normally ruins things
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
people all around england waking up on a saturday morning to find out they lost a test match in 2 days, ruining their weekend even more than being british normally ruins things
Sorry whose posts aged poorly?
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Sorry whose posts aged poorly?
It was good, but now I’m intrigued about that Dorothy character, I hope they do a spin off or something so we can get her story
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It was good, but now I’m intrigued about that Dorothy character, I hope they do a spin off or something so we can get her story
It’s time for part 2
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s time for part 2
I can’t believe I could have been playing dispatch again but instead chose to watch the ashes
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I can’t believe I could have been playing dispatch again but instead chose to watch the ashes
Yeah dude, it was totally the commitment to net zero that caused the economy to fall in the late 2020-2021 period
Nothing else of note happened that impacted the economy
Nothing else of note happened that impacted the economy
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Yeah dude, it was totally the commitment to net zero that caused the economy to fall in the late 2020-2021 period
Nothing else of note happened that impacted the economy
Nothing else of note happened that impacted the economy
theyre calling me god's gift to gaming
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
theyre calling me god's gift to gaming
Sky Sports Halo brought sports fans online together in a way I’ve never seen before, a true testament to the power of collective hatred
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Sky Sports Halo brought sports fans online together in a way I’ve never seen before, a true testament to the power of collective hatred
he was yelling ‘lock her up’ because he wanted bill all to himself, how romantic 🥹🥰
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
he was yelling ‘lock her up’ because he wanted bill all to himself, how romantic 🥹🥰
you cant have a free amyl and the sniffers concert at fed square anymore, because of woke
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
you cant have a free amyl and the sniffers concert at fed square anymore, because of woke
I was a victim of a random stabbing on the street in 2020 and it’s still crazy to think back to that moment and the way that stranger could come up to me like that, when he should have been social distancing.
Thank god there was no covid on that knife.
Thank god there was no covid on that knife.
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I was a victim of a random stabbing on the street in 2020 and it’s still crazy to think back to that moment and the way that stranger could come up to me like that, when he should have been social distancing.
Thank god there was no covid on that knife.
Thank god there was no covid on that knife.
my therapist suggested I might be argumentative, stubborn and a terrible listener. the reason I say he ‘suggested’ it is because I then proved him wrong in the marketplace of ideas.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
my therapist suggested I might be argumentative, stubborn and a terrible listener. the reason I say he ‘suggested’ it is because I then proved him wrong in the marketplace of ideas.
Cashing a cheque for the first time in my life and learning that the post office now sells knock off labubus
big day for me
big day for me
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Cashing a cheque for the first time in my life and learning that the post office now sells knock off labubus
big day for me
big day for me
Great job to the Australian for making a sinister looking abc logo image for a story that has nothing to do with the abc
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Great job to the Australian for making a sinister looking abc logo image for a story that has nothing to do with the abc
excited to announce that i am going to be an intruder in the big brother house. im not part of the show, i just plan to break in.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
excited to announce that i am going to be an intruder in the big brother house. im not part of the show, i just plan to break in.
been having the worst day, but it's always worth remembering that no matter how bad things get, the universe could turn things around at any moment, or just make it somehow even worse making you look back at this time fondly in comparison
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
been having the worst day, but it's always worth remembering that no matter how bad things get, the universe could turn things around at any moment, or just make it somehow even worse making you look back at this time fondly in comparison
we are never leaving this cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
we are never leaving this cycle