John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social
Autistic Writer and comedian. He/Him.
Editor of @chaser.com.au . Columnist for @theshot.net.au
Editor of @chaser.com.au . Columnist for @theshot.net.au
you’re probably right
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
you’re probably right
Seeing media people post praise for Bevan Shields’ run at SMH so I genuinely want to know was it the starting by outing a queer woman, directly telling journalists to lie about a union strike or the genocide denial that made it a ‘great run at a hard job’?
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Seeing media people post praise for Bevan Shields’ run at SMH so I genuinely want to know was it the starting by outing a queer woman, directly telling journalists to lie about a union strike or the genocide denial that made it a ‘great run at a hard job’?
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"What sort of monster makes casinos pay tax and bans them from money laundering?" chaser.com.au/business/bil...
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
"What sort of monster makes casinos pay tax and bans them from money laundering?" chaser.com.au/business/bil...
the bom website cost is genuinely shocking to me as i was convinced they just used a default squarespace template
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 AM
the bom website cost is genuinely shocking to me as i was convinced they just used a default squarespace template
When I wrote this bit I didn’t expect it to be an actual discussion the media would be having a couple days later
Meanwhile Australian fans are thrilled that we won’t have to spend five days with 7’s coverage. chaser.com.au/sport/advert...
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
When I wrote this bit I didn’t expect it to be an actual discussion the media would be having a couple days later
‘Yeah just do this interview, we desperately need some good pr’ to ‘you said what????’ pipeline with the board
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
‘Yeah just do this interview, we desperately need some good pr’ to ‘you said what????’ pipeline with the board
Between getting mad at the journalist for bringing up the grooming problem, despite the interview being set up by Roblox to talk about it, and revealing that Roblox wants to find ways to get kids gambling with actual money… I wonder how long till the ceo retires to ‘spend more time with his kids’
Roblox wanting to add sports betting for kids actually kind of explains how they got an exemption from the social media ban
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Between getting mad at the journalist for bringing up the grooming problem, despite the interview being set up by Roblox to talk about it, and revealing that Roblox wants to find ways to get kids gambling with actual money… I wonder how long till the ceo retires to ‘spend more time with his kids’
Roblox wanting to add sports betting for kids actually kind of explains how they got an exemption from the social media ban
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Roblox wanting to add sports betting for kids actually kind of explains how they got an exemption from the social media ban
the only exception to this is when ai defenders bring up the environmental impacts but in the context that it is less than the global food supply, as if ai is as needed as food
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
the only exception to this is when ai defenders bring up the environmental impacts but in the context that it is less than the global food supply, as if ai is as needed as food
people all around england waking up on a saturday morning to find out they lost a test match in 2 days, ruining their weekend even more than being british normally ruins things
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
people all around england waking up on a saturday morning to find out they lost a test match in 2 days, ruining their weekend even more than being british normally ruins things
It’s the least we can do as a nation
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
It’s the least we can do as a nation
Sorry whose posts aged poorly?
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Sorry whose posts aged poorly?
It was good, but now I’m intrigued about that Dorothy character, I hope they do a spin off or something so we can get her story
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It was good, but now I’m intrigued about that Dorothy character, I hope they do a spin off or something so we can get her story
It’s time for part 2
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s time for part 2
I mean at least part of wanting to play dispatch again is I want to experience a bad ending and the ashes delivered on that at least
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I mean at least part of wanting to play dispatch again is I want to experience a bad ending and the ashes delivered on that at least
I can’t believe I could have been playing dispatch again but instead chose to watch the ashes
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I can’t believe I could have been playing dispatch again but instead chose to watch the ashes
Yeah dude, it was totally the commitment to net zero that caused the economy to fall in the late 2020-2021 period
Nothing else of note happened that impacted the economy
Nothing else of note happened that impacted the economy
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Yeah dude, it was totally the commitment to net zero that caused the economy to fall in the late 2020-2021 period
Nothing else of note happened that impacted the economy
Nothing else of note happened that impacted the economy
Waterboy really is the goat hero in dispatch, waterboy slander won’t be tolerated
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Waterboy really is the goat hero in dispatch, waterboy slander won’t be tolerated
theyre calling me god's gift to gaming
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
theyre calling me god's gift to gaming
Sky Sports Halo brought sports fans online together in a way I’ve never seen before, a true testament to the power of collective hatred
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Sky Sports Halo brought sports fans online together in a way I’ve never seen before, a true testament to the power of collective hatred
he was yelling ‘lock her up’ because he wanted bill all to himself, how romantic 🥹🥰
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
he was yelling ‘lock her up’ because he wanted bill all to himself, how romantic 🥹🥰
you cant have a free amyl and the sniffers concert at fed square anymore, because of woke
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
you cant have a free amyl and the sniffers concert at fed square anymore, because of woke
I genuinely don’t know how it went to print, so much of it is saying nothing, and the parts that are trying to say something are so off base
The longest ‘rents due’ tweet of all time
The longest ‘rents due’ tweet of all time
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I genuinely don’t know how it went to print, so much of it is saying nothing, and the parts that are trying to say something are so off base
The longest ‘rents due’ tweet of all time
The longest ‘rents due’ tweet of all time
I was a victim of a random stabbing on the street in 2020 and it’s still crazy to think back to that moment and the way that stranger could come up to me like that, when he should have been social distancing.
Thank god there was no covid on that knife.
Thank god there was no covid on that knife.
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I was a victim of a random stabbing on the street in 2020 and it’s still crazy to think back to that moment and the way that stranger could come up to me like that, when he should have been social distancing.
Thank god there was no covid on that knife.
Thank god there was no covid on that knife.
my therapist suggested I might be argumentative, stubborn and a terrible listener. the reason I say he ‘suggested’ it is because I then proved him wrong in the marketplace of ideas.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
my therapist suggested I might be argumentative, stubborn and a terrible listener. the reason I say he ‘suggested’ it is because I then proved him wrong in the marketplace of ideas.