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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social
4.2K followers 270 following 4.5K posts
Autistic Writer and comedian. He/Him. Editor of @chaser.com.au . Columnist for @theshot.net.au Got a joke on the Hansard.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 2h
Going from 6 all nighters in a row to going on holiday, which I assume is the work life balance I’ve been told strive for
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 16h
I hate that airlines text you multiple times about checking in early the day before the flight, I haven’t even started packing my bags yet and they’re out here wanting me to check in. Leave me alone you needy freaks
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 1d
Great point Sussan
Sussan Ley holding a phone saying "remember" The phone is photoshopped to have sonic and mario making out on the screen
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 2d
Sources are telling me it’s gonna be in Wagga Wagga
Taylor Swift says she’s having a destination wedding - but she won’t say where (yet)
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 3d
It’s so embarrassing for us as a species that our next major economic crash is gonna be because of the ‘gamer company selling chips to billionaires so they can make ai girlfriends to jack off to’ bubble bursting
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🚨 Live Stock Market News @tradersclub.bsky.social · 4d
Nvidia's market cap now exceeds that of all of big pharma combined.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 3d
no like the guests go on and to talk about how they were hit by 'cancel culture'
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 4d
You don’t know real second hand embarrassment until you see a guy irl try to hit on a woman using techniques he paid to learn from a ‘pick-up artist course’ online
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 5d
They better have this at PAX
a screenshot of a tiktok video showing a sign that says "additional autism parking"
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 5d
relevant again
The Chaser: Productivity reaches all-time low as nation's Swifties pretend to be working
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 6d
‘People are trying to call me a sellout for taking money from a cartoonishly evil group, but have you considered that they paid me lots of money to do it? That should cancel things out a bit.’
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 7d
If you post 3-5 times a day, between noon and the witching hour, plus once before the sun fully rises, each with a focus on the one goal you desire most in this world, the algorithm gods will bless you with likes and follows a plenty 🙏
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 7d
I whole heartedly believe that Mr Beast has done this
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 7d
Social media managers talk about their strategies for the algorithm the way that ancient civilisations talked about their choices and sacrifices needed to appease the old gods for a bountiful harvest
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 8d
The founding members didn’t realise the fun they were going to give an entire community of people when in the 90s they decided to name a satire paper after beer
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 8d
I miss when the chaser wasn’t political 😔
The chaser used to be funny. But now they are just political and lame
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 8d
i love whenever a mainstream outlet calls themselves 'independent' media

you can be as establishment as possible, part of a national chain of news outlets, all centrally controlled and owned by the rich, but still brag about how 'independent' you are
Sydney Morning Herald. Independent. Always. Here's to reason.
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 9d
It was a wrong ‘there’
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 9d
cant wait to see what super obvious lie they will go with next
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 9d
6 News getting rid of their current batch of journalists the moment Freya Leach is a free agent 👀👀👀
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 9d
It’s that time of year again
The Chaser: News Corp apologise for blatant racism and reassure fans “it will happen again” - posted June 29, 2020
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 10d
Sky News is doing the best to act surprised that a bigots show was bigoted in a way that the bigot has always been
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 10d
Lmao Freya Leach’s Sky After Dark show barely lasted more than a month, she’s so bad at this
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · Oct 12
It’s so funny that the ‘fresh talent’ at the liberal party which the media keeps pushing is a girl with 1k followers whose claim to fame is crying that her uni exam bullied her and constantly having to clarify that she ‘isn’t racist’

They just don’t make industry plants like they used to 😢
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 10d
Yay but also oh my god that’s way too soon
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 10d
BREAKING: Sand found at beach
Elon Musk and Prince Andrew named in new Epstein files
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 11d
i hope the 2nd half is a draw too, i just want everyone to be winners, it'd be so cute 🥰
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