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Monstro ElisaShawn

@shaaawndangooo.bsky.social

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🏳️‍🌈 Big fan of reading, movies, and singing karaoke. Taylor Swift will come up at some point if you talk to me, you’ve been warned 🤘🏻 Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/7AdGZ StoryGraph: https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/shaaawndangooo Venmo: shaaawndangooo

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 33m

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 1d

A day in the life

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 1d

It’s Jocktober, sir, any day is appropriate! 😏

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, some of these people might as well just become fans at this point. That or stfu because it’s giving “rent-free, living in my mind”

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 1d

I think she definitely wanted to break the record for most first-week albums sold. And why shouldn’t she? She has very few milestones left to hit, let her go for whatever she wants.

Does it feel a little overly commercial? Sure, maybe, but idk, the businesswoman is gonna do business 🤷🏻‍♂️

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 1d

The way both stans and detractors post about Taylor just saying “she” and “her” and never her name and yet everyone knows who’s being referred to is really wild

I mean, “so tell me everything is not about me, but what if it is?” There’s something to it, lol

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

a woman is sitting at a table holding an ice cream cone .

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

Say it again and say it louder!

“We don’t need <X number> variants for one album”

Here’s a secret: you don’t have to buy them 😲 Hope that helps!

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you 😮‍💨

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

Keep your right arm in that position, I wanna hang off it 🫠

a man is doing a pull up on a bar at a beach .

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

*puts on your hoodie while you’re also still wearing it* 😇

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

a man in a kitchen with his mouth open and the word obsession on his chest

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

You sure are, dear ☺️

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

Would recommend!

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

I miss REAL journalists

Gilda Radner as Roseanne Rosannadanna on SNL

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

Obsessed with these undies and cute cropped tee from @awrymenswear.bsky.social 🤩 Everything fits great and is super comfortable 👌🏻 Definitely will be ordering again!

Cropped t-shirt and briefs, turned to the side

Cropped t-shirt and “jock boxers,” turned to the side and shorts leg pulled up to show under-butt strap

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

Welp. That’s show business, baby 😅

Taylor Swift album ranking:

1. Speak Now
2. evermore
3. Red
4. 1989
5. The Tortured Poets Department
6. Folklore
7. Midnights
8. Fearless
9. Reputation
10. Lover
11. The Life of a Showgirl
12. Taylor Swift

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

Forgot to say in the alt text, there’s also shredded cheese in here.

But y’all: if you’re gonna add stuff to your ramen, cook that shit off in a separate pan and then add it into the noodles right at the end. GAME CHANGER.