Monstro ElisaShawn
@shaaawndangooo.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Big fan of reading, movies, and singing karaoke. Taylor Swift will come up at some point if you talk to me, you’ve been warned 🤘🏻
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Honestly, I’m saying turkey. It’s the easiest thing to get wrong, and even when it’s done well, it’s usually kinda dry 🤷🏻♂️
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Honestly, I’m saying turkey. It’s the easiest thing to get wrong, and even when it’s done well, it’s usually kinda dry 🤷🏻♂️
Have we decided if it’s Thighs-Out Thursday or Thong Thursday? 🤔
Weigh in, gays
Weigh in, gays
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Have we decided if it’s Thighs-Out Thursday or Thong Thursday? 🤔
Weigh in, gays
Weigh in, gays
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Oh hey, didn’t see you there. It’s Hump Day? Hm, I didn’t realize.
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oh hey, didn’t see you there. It’s Hump Day? Hm, I didn’t realize.
When you’ve been ran through but still keep it classy 💅🏻
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
When you’ve been ran through but still keep it classy 💅🏻
The skyline this morning has me feeling some type of way 🫦
James Mcavoy Sweating GIF
ALT: James Mcavoy Sweating GIF
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November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The skyline this morning has me feeling some type of way 🫦
Oh hey, didn’t see you there. It’s Hump Day? Hm, I didn’t realize.
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oh hey, didn’t see you there. It’s Hump Day? Hm, I didn’t realize.
An afternoon well-spent 😍🤤
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
An afternoon well-spent 😍🤤
Tits-Out Tuesday (ft. a hint of gray sweatpants)
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Tits-Out Tuesday (ft. a hint of gray sweatpants)
I didn’t forget about this! I’ve been having a blast revisiting this woman’s incredible body of work 🫶🏻
Because I’m gay and because it’s me, of course I have to do an album ranking:
1. Lemonade
2. B’Day
3. BEYONCÉ
4. RENAISSANCE
5. COWBOY CARTER
6. 4
7. I AM…SASHA FIERCE
8. Dangerously in Love
Because I’m gay and because it’s me, of course I have to do an album ranking:
1. Lemonade
2. B’Day
3. BEYONCÉ
4. RENAISSANCE
5. COWBOY CARTER
6. 4
7. I AM…SASHA FIERCE
8. Dangerously in Love
“Sandcastles” came up on shuffle today and it hit something in my spirit so that I feel not just a revisit of ‘Lemonade’ is in order, but perhaps an entire Beyoncé discography revisit
a woman in a white shirt is sitting on a couch and says `` god is real '' .
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is sitting on a couch and says `` god is real '' .
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November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I didn’t forget about this! I’ve been having a blast revisiting this woman’s incredible body of work 🫶🏻
Because I’m gay and because it’s me, of course I have to do an album ranking:
1. Lemonade
2. B’Day
3. BEYONCÉ
4. RENAISSANCE
5. COWBOY CARTER
6. 4
7. I AM…SASHA FIERCE
8. Dangerously in Love
Because I’m gay and because it’s me, of course I have to do an album ranking:
1. Lemonade
2. B’Day
3. BEYONCÉ
4. RENAISSANCE
5. COWBOY CARTER
6. 4
7. I AM…SASHA FIERCE
8. Dangerously in Love
I didn’t know how badly I needed a 27-year-old Colin Firth sporting a slutty little mustache in my life until I had it 🫠
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I didn’t know how badly I needed a 27-year-old Colin Firth sporting a slutty little mustache in my life until I had it 🫠
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Got sriracha in my eye while making breakfast this morning
a cartoon character with smoke coming out of his eyes says `` my eyes '' .
ALT: a cartoon character with smoke coming out of his eyes says `` my eyes '' .
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November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Got sriracha in my eye while making breakfast this morning
Actually starting to cook on this and come up with some ideas, if you liked the post that means you’ve already agreed to subscribe, thank you so much
Once again considering starting an OF for which my content would be doing book reviews and reading classic poetry aloud in various states of undress
a woman is blowing cotton candy in a classroom .
ALT: a woman is blowing cotton candy in a classroom .
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November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Actually starting to cook on this and come up with some ideas, if you liked the post that means you’ve already agreed to subscribe, thank you so much
Once again considering starting an OF for which my content would be doing book reviews and reading classic poetry aloud in various states of undress
a woman is blowing cotton candy in a classroom .
ALT: a woman is blowing cotton candy in a classroom .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Once again considering starting an OF for which my content would be doing book reviews and reading classic poetry aloud in various states of undress
Women-in-Music Wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Women-in-Music Wednesday
Tank Top Tuesday 🎽
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Tank Top Tuesday 🎽
Idk about “best,” but I like these
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Idk about “best,” but I like these
Happy MCM 🖤🩶🤍
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Happy MCM 🖤🩶🤍
And that’s what growing up looks like, folks ✌🏻
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
And that’s what growing up looks like, folks ✌🏻
When I say that there’s nothing in this world better than a cooked potato, I mean it with every fiber of my being
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
When I say that there’s nothing in this world better than a cooked potato, I mean it with every fiber of my being
Listened to the first four records since yesterday already and my god, THE HITS
Ranking up to this point:
1. B’DAY
2. 4
3. I AM…SASHA FIERCE
4. DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE
Ranking up to this point:
1. B’DAY
2. 4
3. I AM…SASHA FIERCE
4. DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE
“Sandcastles” came up on shuffle today and it hit something in my spirit so that I feel not just a revisit of ‘Lemonade’ is in order, but perhaps an entire Beyoncé discography revisit
a woman in a white shirt is sitting on a couch and says `` god is real '' .
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is sitting on a couch and says `` god is real '' .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Listened to the first four records since yesterday already and my god, THE HITS
Ranking up to this point:
1. B’DAY
2. 4
3. I AM…SASHA FIERCE
4. DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE
Ranking up to this point:
1. B’DAY
2. 4
3. I AM…SASHA FIERCE
4. DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE
Another hump for the skyline 🍑
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Another hump for the skyline 🍑
A properly cooked flank steak has proven more difficult to master than a ribeye, but I think I’m getting the hang of it
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A properly cooked flank steak has proven more difficult to master than a ribeye, but I think I’m getting the hang of it