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Monstro ElisaShawn

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🏳️‍🌈 Big fan of reading, movies, and singing karaoke. Taylor Swift will come up at some point if you talk to me, you’ve been warned 🤘🏻 Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/7AdGZ StoryGraph: https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/shaaawndangooo Venmo: shaaawndangooo

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 17h

Forgot to say in the alt text, there’s also shredded cheese in here.

But y’all: if you’re gonna add stuff to your ramen, cook that shit off in a separate pan and then add it into the noodles right at the end. GAME CHANGER.

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 17h

Possibly the dankest ramen I’ve ever made 😮‍💨

Buldak spicy ramen (yakisoba flavor) with sautéed veg and shrimp, seared chicken breast, black beans, a boiled egg, and sriracha added

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 20h

In my rightful spot, bless UP 😌

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 21h

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 22h

Gotta signal boost since the day is now upon us 🍑

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

Missed Fat Cock Friday, so combining that with Monochromatic Monday while also getting a head-start on Hump Day 🫡

Black and white picture of cock poked out of an Andrew Christian jockstrap

Black and white picture of ass in Andrew Christian jockstrap

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 22h

#BloomfieBubble for the last month 😌

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 1d

I need to see it! I think it only ran in theaters like 10 days in my area, so I missed it 😖

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 1d

“The Fate of Ophelia” is a top 3 Taylor-directed music video (and it’s not #2 or #3)

a woman with a star on her head is standing in front of a red background

ALT: a woman with a star on her head is standing in front of a red background

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 2d

Missed Fat Cock Friday, so combining that with Monochromatic Monday while also getting a head-start on Hump Day 🫡

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 4d

I mean yeah, she refers to her as sweet, romantic, precious, adorable.. doesn’t sound like a diss track to me! 🤪

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, it’s rich-on-rich crime as far as I’m concerned 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 4d

There are some lyrical moments that are rough for me, definitely. As for the pettiness, sure, but it honestly it wouldn’t be a Taylor record if she didn’t take at least one swipe at someone 😅 Plenty on here to enjoy, though

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 4d

See, I didn’t even know there was vitriol, I’ve been so tuned out 😂 Not surprising, though 🙄

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 4d

Oh you’re in for a treat! It’s from the ‘Carrie’ musical. Listen to the recording and then I’d recommend watching the performance from her Carnegie Hall concert where she has Linzi Hateley with her

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve been staying away from social media while I listen and get to know ‘The Life of a Showgirl,’ but here are my thoughts:

It’s good! Will it wind up being one of my favorite TS records? Probably not. But I think it’s the breath of fresh air her discography has been needing for a couple of albums.

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 4d

If there are no Betty Buckley stans in the world, it means I’ve perished. I’ll tack on “And Eve Was Weak” to my list as well!

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 4d

Impossible to choose one, but here are ones that come to mind immediately:

“Corner of the Sky” from Pippin
“The Story Goes On” from Baby
“I Can Do Better Than That” from The Last Five Years
“He Plays the Violin” from 1776
“Not While I’m Around” from Sweeney Todd
“Rainbow High” from Evita

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Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 6d

That’s definitely an angle I can see, and honestly I think it’s probably more what we’re actually gonna get.

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 6d

Track 12: “The Life of a Showgirl” (ft. Sabrina Carpenter)

This, again, is low-hanging fruit, “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart,” DUH. But I’m also gonna pull in “Midnight Rain” here, for the “chasing that fame” of it all

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 6d

Track 11: “Honey”

I think this will probably be a sweet love song. So I’m thinking “It’s Nice To Have a Friend”/“Sweet Nothing” vibes

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 6d

Track 10: “CANCELLED!”

This makes me think we’re gonna be cooking someone here, and I don’t think she’s gonna be talking about herself getting cancelled, so I’m saying “Vigilante Shit” and “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived” might be here in spirit

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 6d

Track 9: “Wood”

Really nothing to go off of here, but it is radiating ‘evermore’ energy, so I’m just saying “willow” because duh, and “cowboy like me” because why not

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 6d

Track 8: “Wi$h Li$t”

I feel like this is gonna be a bit of a statement song, but the dollar signs make me think it’ll be cheeky, so I’m saying it’s a “Karma”/“The Man” kind of a moment

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 6d

Track 7: “Actually Romantic”

This title is giving me the idea of like “huh, this is what real romance feels like?” So I’m picking up “Begin Again” or “You Are In Love” vibes

Monstro ElisaShawn @shaaawndangooo.bsky.social · 6d

Track 6: “Ruin the Friendship”

There are a lot of ways this could go, but I’m just feeling in my gut it’s about a friendship that went south, so I’m foreseeing a “Bad Blood” and “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” moment