Shamey
@shameboi.bsky.social
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34 year old genderfluid pan/poly computer something. Pronouns are whatever. You can default to they/them if you want, I'm not your mom. @osakanone.bsky.social calls me Handler 💖 Posts may be occasionally 🔞 / NSFW or just real bad, you have been warned.
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debbshock.blue
that's my story and I'm sticking to it
a wall someone wrote "silly girls live forever"
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city-panels.bsky.social
Volume 2 Page 82
#CITY #KeiichiArawi
A panel from Volume 2 Page 82 of the manga CITY by Keiichi Arawi.
shameboi.bsky.social
I don't know, let me check
shameboi.bsky.social
Hope u find it soon ❤️
shameboi.bsky.social
Realizing I just kinda wrote a @hitsujigoods.bsky.social comic with this one tbh
shameboi.bsky.social
Dog crate? No no, you misunderstand, this is one of those Tiny Houses you hear about, I'm just big into minimal living.

Yes the dog bowl with "GOOD GIRL" written on it is also mine, I don't see what that has to do with anything.
shameboi.bsky.social
Asking for a friend
shameboi.bsky.social
What if you're a daddy dom before estrogen and switch as part of the transition, is that a third kind
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yunanoire.bsky.social
Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature

"I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"
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emilyriesbeck.bsky.social
me: here baby, just move a few inches to the left so i can put this nice pillow in the windowsill for you to sit on!

my cat: how dare you, shoving an old woman. You are ontological evil and will never see heaven.
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foone.bsky.social
signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site
A signup form for a dating site, showing two options under "I'm a" that are "Bouba" and "Kiki"
and below that, an "Interested In" section that has the options of "Boubas", "Kikis", "Both"
shameboi.bsky.social
Now look up how many peppers are the same pepper (like all of them)
shameboi.bsky.social
It's fine, robots aren't in the bible so it's some kind of sin no matter what.
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micahb.dev
this is the future the left (it's me) wants for the world
tinysquash.bsky.social
remembering the time I went to a dispensary and the guy at the counter asked “and what pronouns would you like us to use for you today?” like it was paper or plastic
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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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friendgolem.bsky.social
wow, it's legendary actor keanu reeve