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27, trans, she/her ⟡ Oregonian Crow Appreciator ⟡ if christian god is real he’s a jerk and i don’t like him ⟡ will someone please talk to me about the Cultural Event that was Blaseball? (not a typo)
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@tinysquash.bsky.social
· Jun 17
no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended
chat how do I ask her if she wants to lick the cake batter spoon in a way that actually means “please kiss me with tongue”? asking for a friend
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
chat how do I ask her if she wants to lick the cake batter spoon in a way that actually means “please kiss me with tongue”? asking for a friend
I want cheek kisses to be the norm in the US like it kind of is in Europe. This isn’t just me being gay (though that is extremely the case) I just sincerely think getting a cheek kiss from any of my boy friends growing up would have fixed me
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I want cheek kisses to be the norm in the US like it kind of is in Europe. This isn’t just me being gay (though that is extremely the case) I just sincerely think getting a cheek kiss from any of my boy friends growing up would have fixed me
“alas, we could never work… I’m sub-leaning switch and she’s a-“
blah blah blah girl just ask her out it’s a date not an elite 4 match
blah blah blah girl just ask her out it’s a date not an elite 4 match
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
“alas, we could never work… I’m sub-leaning switch and she’s a-“
blah blah blah girl just ask her out it’s a date not an elite 4 match
blah blah blah girl just ask her out it’s a date not an elite 4 match
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frantic last minute friendsgiving baking yuri
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
frantic last minute friendsgiving baking yuri
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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We are the granddaughters of the hoes you couldn't scare
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We are the granddaughters of the hoes you couldn't scare
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it's so funny we don't do obvious things to reduce healthcare costs like pay for people to go to medical/nursing school etc.
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
it's so funny we don't do obvious things to reduce healthcare costs like pay for people to go to medical/nursing school etc.
I bought too many thanksgiving groceries to carry back on foot and now I’ve accidentally death stranding-ed myself and Im stopping every 100 or so feet to rest and rub my shoulders
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I bought too many thanksgiving groceries to carry back on foot and now I’ve accidentally death stranding-ed myself and Im stopping every 100 or so feet to rest and rub my shoulders
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We're stoked to introduce the 'No Gen AI' seal for indie games!
Indie devs can use it on their game's store page to assure potential players that their game was made without the use of Generative AI.
You can grab it from the Polygon Treehouse website:-
www.polygon-treehouse.com/no-gen-ai-seal
Indie devs can use it on their game's store page to assure potential players that their game was made without the use of Generative AI.
You can grab it from the Polygon Treehouse website:-
www.polygon-treehouse.com/no-gen-ai-seal
February 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
We're stoked to introduce the 'No Gen AI' seal for indie games!
Indie devs can use it on their game's store page to assure potential players that their game was made without the use of Generative AI.
You can grab it from the Polygon Treehouse website:-
www.polygon-treehouse.com/no-gen-ai-seal
Indie devs can use it on their game's store page to assure potential players that their game was made without the use of Generative AI.
You can grab it from the Polygon Treehouse website:-
www.polygon-treehouse.com/no-gen-ai-seal
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Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
“We can produce results that meet our quality standards without its assistance.”
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Indie game developers have a new sales pitch: being ‘AI free’
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just heard a bunch of sorority girls who live next to me singing Girls by The Dare and they all screamed the line “girls with dicks” at the top of their lungs, maybe the kids are alright
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
just heard a bunch of sorority girls who live next to me singing Girls by The Dare and they all screamed the line “girls with dicks” at the top of their lungs, maybe the kids are alright
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tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
having a roster of friends that I can just cry to whenever I need >>>>
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
having a roster of friends that I can just cry to whenever I need >>>>
polymorph is lowkey goated when being goat-ed is the vibe
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
polymorph is lowkey goated when being goat-ed is the vibe
goats are lowkey goated when being a goat is the vibe
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
goats are lowkey goated when being a goat is the vibe
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I come with empty hands and the desire to unbuild walls.
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I come with empty hands and the desire to unbuild walls.
it’s not easy being the hottest and gayest person in this bagel establishment (it is easy (i’m doing it rn))
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
it’s not easy being the hottest and gayest person in this bagel establishment (it is easy (i’m doing it rn))
give me your tired, your poor, your eepy and transgender, yearning to be gay
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
give me your tired, your poor, your eepy and transgender, yearning to be gay
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save me eclectic older woman
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
save me eclectic older woman