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alice! 🍉
@tinysquash.bsky.social
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27, trans, she/her ⟡ Oregonian Crow Appreciator ⟡ if christian god is real he’s a jerk and i don’t like him ⟡ will someone please talk to me about the Cultural Event that was Blaseball?
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · Jun 17
no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 55m
Outside of my literal diagnosis, I know I have ADHD because this morning I woke up, took my extended release adderall, and promptly fell back asleep for 2 hours
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 15h
portland rn
frog from chrono trigger
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 15h
I thought he just did one of the remakes he was literally just at this shit the whole time huh
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 15h
Chrono Trigger is one my favorite games of all time I’ve played it more times than I can count this is crazy. I can’t believe I didn’t know about this huge moment in jrpg history
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 15h
I’m losing my mind
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 15h
easily my favorite xkcd comic. I think about this every day I’m so happy to be one of today’s lucky 10,000
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 15h
oh my god it’s so obvious how did I not see this?? I just spent so much time looking at their sprites I never noticed
illustration of Chrono from Chrono Trigger
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 15h
I need to lay down
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 15h
I AM LOSING MY ENTIRE FUCKING MIND RN
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 16h
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 16h
WAS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME AKIRA TORIYAMA DID THE CHARACTER DESIGN FOR CHRONO TRIGGER
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 22h
the Sea of Stars soundtrack stays ON during sex
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 22h
so excited to run a Fabula Ultima game with some friends if only so I can go on a rant about my favorite jrpgs to a captive audience
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sylvia @sylvibullet.bsky.social · 1d
if you are autistic with your foreskin in tact you are a grade one level ESPer and we will need your skills in the coming psychic war
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 1d
Shoe Thieves forever ur kicks are our kicks
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 1d
*sigh* I miss Blaseball :(
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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 1d
All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)
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horse roswell @horseonvhs.com · 3d
once again schulz paves the way
A panel from an August 1965 Peanuts strip. Snoopy stands on a beach, shocked, thinking “It’s her! My old skating girl friend! A beagle in a bikini!” I could tell you exactly which date this strip was from but due to the recent financial gatekeeping of the GoComics archive I no longer have immediate easy access to such information. I mean it’s $35 a year to read Peanuts. I love Peanuts but like come on its Peanuts you shouldn’t have to pay for Peanuts. anyways you can find it elsewhere pretty easily but the strips aren’t labeled by date in the Fantagraphics collections so. anyways
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 1d
Brandon Sanderson’s Stormlight Archive book series is fantasy mecha no I will not be elaborating
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 1d
the only thing I love more than a lesbian is two of them. in a large vehicle
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Evangeline “I’m Scared” Gallagher @egallagher.bsky.social · 1d
impulse control
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tiff (the file format) 🔞 @yaster.neocities.org · 1d
hornet is highly prized by the citadel for being a girl that can shoot ropes
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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d
this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d
Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 2d
Hello lovelies! God forbid I be earnest on the Internet but here we go:

I'm itching to read more poetry atm and I'm struggling with where to start without just googling "good poetry" 🙄 Does anyone have a favorite poem? Or collection of poems? Literally no wrong answers!!
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love & barley 🐸🌶️🪏🎃 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 3d
give greta thunberg a gundam
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alice! 🍉 @tinysquash.bsky.social · 2d
they’re gonna put you in the Crystal for this
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