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@shekeepsbees.bsky.social

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Beekeeper, Small Biz Owner, Anguished American Navy Vet honoring my Oath. Cop’s kid, Liberal AF. 8th Gen in the PNW. I think I’m hilarious (Not everyone agrees.) If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane. 🚫 MAGA 🚫 Crypto 🚫 Porn 🚫 Elon 🚫 DMs

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 6h

Hey MAGA farmers— you’re getting what you voted for. And there won’t even be food stamps to feed your families. And that’s a pretty steep cost to own the libs.

shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 6h

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Geoffrey Abreu (K6ERA) @geoffreyabreu.bsky.social · 6h

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 6h

My favorites from Saturday.

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 6h

No shoes
No makeup
No problem.

I have extra snuggies, a case of Sangria, a full Costco box of Swiss Miss, and a lot of TV cued up. Come on over!

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 6h

Anyone who steps a toe out of line will be labeled a land drug smuggler and be land torpedoed, even if it takes out Omaha, Orlando, Oakland, or Ogden in the process. He does not fucking care.

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 6h

It’s like a cro-magnum had a Zika baby.

shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 6h

I’ve got $5 that says the Charlie Kirk Memorial Ballroom will never host a single NATO or UN country’s representative. Nobody except oligarchs, dictators, tyrants, and toadies will ever see the inside of that tacky bordello.

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 7h

The Epstein Ballroom.

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 7h

My 2025 Bingo card still has spaces:
His head on Mt Rushmore
Daily beheadings of those who displease him
Filling the Lincoln Bedroom with gold coins for a daily Scrooge McDuck swim
Directing the Mint and Treasury to put his face on ALL the currency
Decree that all babies be named Donald or Ivanka

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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 8h

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 8h

Well, well, well...

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MadAsHell-NeverTrumper 🌊💙🌈 @janl99.bsky.social · 7h

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 7h

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 8h

This is very good

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 7h

Dolly Madison saved as much as she could when the Brits set fire to the WH in the War of 1812. I’m picturing her banging on pans with an iron ladle right next to that pumpkin head every godsdamned night for the rest of his miserable existence.

shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 7h

The best thing ever coming out of his mouth will be his last breath.

shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 7h

Just thinking about putting on shoes and I’m all nah, Netflix it is.

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 7h

Nope. Tucked in already.

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 9h

Versailles, motherfucker.

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 9h

I wonder if there’s a link between Dementia Don’s rambling fever dream of missing out on the UN remodel and his taking a bulldozer to the WH?

shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 9h

I’m hoping for a massive aneurism on the steps of Air Fart One. Not inside the building, tho. Don’t want the haunting stench lingering through the decades.

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shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 11h

I’d like to see every MAGA in Government found dead of autoerotic asphyxiation in their locked offices. Moses Mike in particular. Maybe it’s already happened and that’s why they haven’t reconvened.

shekeepsbees.bsky.social @shekeepsbees.bsky.social · 11h

If it could be done… maybe if we all mind melded we could send him a massive coronary on Air Fart One.

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SamNMman @samnmman.bsky.social · 12h

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