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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 15h

just got racially abused on the bus (im fine) and i messaged my friend, and this photo of me with an england flag is popping up mid racial abuse telling

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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · May 27

Kinda BS that nobody cares if I call myself a "cat mom" but they act weird when I call myself a "cat MILF"

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 2d

there’s a bug on my whatsapp restricted to just one friend where every time she sends me a message it replies with a photo of me with an england flag

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Techpriest @techpriest.bsky.social · 2d

Question: How to get Keir Starmer to look the most normal he has ever looked in high office

Answer: Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 2d

left: keir starmer winning the election and becoming the first labour prime minister in 14 years

right: keir starmer watches his first bollywood clip

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 2d

in absolute tears at this. i’ve never seen keir starmer so happy and genuine before. while being forced to watch ddlj, a bollywood film from 1996

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 4d

charlie and the chocolate factory but with charlie (kurtan) instead of charlie

Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 4d

charlie and the chocolate factory remake but with granda joe from instead of grandpa joe

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 4d

my low stakes conspiracy theory is mounjaro and wegovy get huge media coverage because streeting is using it to test demand for a privatised nhs. every time you order a jab online you provide data to streeting to prove his privitisation case x

Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 8d

baddie mccann

Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 9d

why have i never attempted to be a paneer influencer. please be influenced by me i am an authority on paneer

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 9d

i ordered the dominos paneer pizza and im afraid to say it’s delicious. it’s a throwback to the pizzas id get in india. i recommend it thank you

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 11d

low stakes conspiracy: britain is becoming purposely shit for younger people in order to tackle net migration numbers and brain drain everyone with the chance in to leaving

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 11d

idea for a bit: walking the streets of london holding a phone and then the phone gets stolen but the thief realises it’s not a phone, it was cake all along

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 11d

this is btw a common issue in indian mum facebook groups. safeguarding isn’t really a thing back home so women will regularly post about how they love children and want to go help at an orphanage but no one will let them. it’ll be a nightmare explaining this to people from less nonce coded cultures

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 11d

i can foresee community centres being absolutely overwhelmed with randos turning up to volunteer for their ilr and an exhausted safeguarding officer having to explain dbs checks and how “you can’t just walk in saying you like children and want to help some out for your immigration status”

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 11d

indefinite leave to remain in the uk but solely for jehovahs witnesses who flog magazines at you outside the station

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 11d

what even counts as voluntary work. like if you’re helping out at an extremely conservative church or cult to stop women have access to abortions does that count as voluntary service?

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 11d

this is some real suella braverman shit honestly. increasingly just think you should never trust a brown politician cos they’re all going to eventually sell their mums for a ministerial blow job

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 11d

shabana mahmoods announcement for getting ilr is a criteria that so few brits will meet (no benefits, no criminal record, proof of volunteering) indicating a long term conspiracy theory by mahmood to replace native brits with christians

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 13d

no hindutvas on here so i won’t get cancelled: i do not understand garba at all. i enjoy dancing but i don’t get why they lose the plot over it. the music is shit and it’s basically just a sober ceilidh. at least the scots lubricate you for their organised fun

Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 15d

rip ming campbell, i was absolutely shocked to hear you were still alive and only 84. you have given me the faith to believe in the mandela effect

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 16d

the most underrated joke in ba**ds of bollywood is “bharat ka tyre filmfast awards” one of my favourite obsessions is how bizarre indian advertising and brand endorsements are and a tyre company sponsoring the awards is just so on brand it’s killing me

Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 16d

should hold a funeral for those guys. do feel bad for cameron despite like destroying the country, he did genuinely try to reform his party and it lasted a grand total of 6 years due to his own actions

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Kav @shilpa.bsky.social · 16d

also what happened to the wokey tories? there used to be a bunch of tories who were opposed to fascism and i swear i haven’t heard a peep from them in years

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