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quotes from the shithouse. your favorite #mvrp account's third or fourth favorite quotebot automated every 2hrs. run by @kaius.bsky.social

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🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · Mar 22

welcome to my twisted mind (quotebot)

- vaguely "little shit" themed quotes every 2 hours
- taken from a plethora of sources, with some being random shit i made up
- penned by @kaius.bsky.social
- occasional updates maybe?

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🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 15m

...whoa... i have... no idea... what's going on... what am i... why am i holding a frozen hunk of pork...?

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 2h

i stole your heart, so now i’m satisfied! i don’t need to steal your life anymore!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 4h

forget it. a) I'm camera shy; and b) i get tongue tied in front of an audience armed with death rays.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 6h

those spirits suck! they ignore me, but do whatever you want. you got good dirt on them?

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 8h

but the beast refuses to die. and so i guess well neither can i.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 10h

you know what i hear? i hear the sound of you shuttin the fuck up.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 12h

it sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse... whatever the fuck that's supposed to sound like.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 14h

unfortunately, that's the wrong answer. actually... i'm santa.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 16h

videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 18h

*gets down on on knee* oppa…marriage style?

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 20h

videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 22h

she saved every last one of the six billion people on earth to make me suffer. there’s something seriously wrong with her sense of scale!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

if you can make it here, you can make it anywhere, and if you can't make it here, welcome to the club!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

i won’t say you’re weak. i’ll just think it, okay?

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

this is not a negotiation, a suggestion, a deal, an entreaty, an agreement, a compromise, or a capitulation. it's my triumphant return, you fuckers.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

and that’s when it hit me: i was in really big trouble.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

"what if saitama used both hands" his name's not two punch man you shit idiot fucking fool

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

ha ha!! being a loser is the beeeeessssttt!!

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

well, i’ve never… you know… i might… get wet. down there. i’d get soaking wet…

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

dating site for dumbasses called okstupid

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

i saw right through you like… uh… well, something transparent.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

well i'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

okay, stop assuming i know things. like, baseline, assume i know nothing.

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 1d

my next move? heh… wouldn’t you like to know….? silly billy… i won’t tell you a thing…

🏠 @shithouse.bsky.social · 2d

i did so want to kill you, but not today. had a blast!