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@shithouse.bsky.social
quotes from the shithouse.
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automated every 2hrs. run by @kaius.bsky.social
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automated every 2hrs. run by @kaius.bsky.social
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@shithouse.bsky.social
· Mar 22
welcome to my twisted mind (quotebot)
- vaguely "little shit" themed quotes every 2 hours
- taken from a plethora of sources, with some being random shit i made up
- penned by @kaius.bsky.social
- occasional updates maybe?
- vaguely "little shit" themed quotes every 2 hours
- taken from a plethora of sources, with some being random shit i made up
- penned by @kaius.bsky.social
- occasional updates maybe?
my ex-therapist is gonna think twice before he makes fun of my job!!
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
my ex-therapist is gonna think twice before he makes fun of my job!!
acting like a moron won’t solve anything…? then all hope is lost!
February 6, 2026 at 9:55 AM
acting like a moron won’t solve anything…? then all hope is lost!
man, i'm sore all over. i feel like i just went ten rounds with mighty thor.
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 AM
man, i'm sore all over. i feel like i just went ten rounds with mighty thor.
unfortunately, sir, during the catastrophic anomaly, your evil lair was struck by lightning.
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 AM
unfortunately, sir, during the catastrophic anomaly, your evil lair was struck by lightning.
you march right back to that school, look them straight in the eye and say "DON'T EAT ME".
February 6, 2026 at 3:55 AM
you march right back to that school, look them straight in the eye and say "DON'T EAT ME".
for my first order of business as head cheerleader, you guys are fucking garbage.
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
for my first order of business as head cheerleader, you guys are fucking garbage.
clever as the devil and twice as pretty!
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
clever as the devil and twice as pretty!
did any of you know, in my senior year of high school, i was voted “Most Likely To Get Killed As Consequence Of Reckless Thirst For Forbidden Knowledge”?
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
did any of you know, in my senior year of high school, i was voted “Most Likely To Get Killed As Consequence Of Reckless Thirst For Forbidden Knowledge”?
man, i'm sore all over. i feel like i just went ten rounds with mighty thor.
February 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
man, i'm sore all over. i feel like i just went ten rounds with mighty thor.
i've killed myself at least ten thousand times in the past hour it's not even funny.
February 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
i've killed myself at least ten thousand times in the past hour it's not even funny.
guess who's home and not preggers anymore!
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
guess who's home and not preggers anymore!
this is a bigfoot call, apparently it makes the noise bigfoot makes. i dunno what fuckin sound he makes i bet he goes like "Hello, boys~."
February 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
this is a bigfoot call, apparently it makes the noise bigfoot makes. i dunno what fuckin sound he makes i bet he goes like "Hello, boys~."
no no, no one's saying that, but i'm certainly thinking it loudly…
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 AM
no no, no one's saying that, but i'm certainly thinking it loudly…
when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 AM
when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
i like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.
February 5, 2026 at 7:56 AM
i like to cry at the ocean, because only there do my tears seem small.
what the hell is "science boy"?! are you...are you talking about the mannequin?!
February 5, 2026 at 5:55 AM
what the hell is "science boy"?! are you...are you talking about the mannequin?!
hey algernon, what's wrong with you? can't you get an idea without saying it out loud?
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
hey algernon, what's wrong with you? can't you get an idea without saying it out loud?
what are you, the center of the universe? what, you think the sun won't rise if you're not there to greet it or something?
February 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
what are you, the center of the universe? what, you think the sun won't rise if you're not there to greet it or something?
you march right back to that school, look them straight in the eye and say "DON'T EAT ME".
February 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
you march right back to that school, look them straight in the eye and say "DON'T EAT ME".
oh my gosh, you're never gonna believe this, there is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you! i'm about to hit him.
February 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
oh my gosh, you're never gonna believe this, there is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you! i'm about to hit him.
the only enemy i have is me. and my old girlfriend… and…
February 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
the only enemy i have is me. and my old girlfriend… and…
bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
February 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
thank god, i was starting to think this guy was a moron.
February 4, 2026 at 1:55 PM
thank god, i was starting to think this guy was a moron.
you say i killed you, but i don’t see your ass haunting me.
February 4, 2026 at 11:55 AM
you say i killed you, but i don’t see your ass haunting me.