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@shithouse.bsky.social
quotes from the shithouse.
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automated every 2hrs. run by @kaius.bsky.social
your favorite #mvrp account's third or fourth favorite quotebot
automated every 2hrs. run by @kaius.bsky.social
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@shithouse.bsky.social
· Mar 22
welcome to my twisted mind (quotebot)
- vaguely "little shit" themed quotes every 2 hours
- taken from a plethora of sources, with some being random shit i made up
- penned by @kaius.bsky.social
- occasional updates maybe?
- vaguely "little shit" themed quotes every 2 hours
- taken from a plethora of sources, with some being random shit i made up
- penned by @kaius.bsky.social
- occasional updates maybe?
ha ha!! being a loser is the beeeeessssttt!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
ha ha!! being a loser is the beeeeessssttt!!
don't just turn up and act like you're the shit. piss off back to the other side of space and time.
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
don't just turn up and act like you're the shit. piss off back to the other side of space and time.
what are you, the center of the universe? what, you think the sun won't rise if you're not there to greet it or something?
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
what are you, the center of the universe? what, you think the sun won't rise if you're not there to greet it or something?
an embarrassment? a way to rebel against your parents? a desperate cry for help? the list is endless.
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
an embarrassment? a way to rebel against your parents? a desperate cry for help? the list is endless.
thank god, i was starting to think this guy was a moron.
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
thank god, i was starting to think this guy was a moron.
and lo, he did reach into his bag of talent and, verily, it was found to be barren.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
and lo, he did reach into his bag of talent and, verily, it was found to be barren.
you know what i hear? i hear the sound of you shuttin the fuck up.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
you know what i hear? i hear the sound of you shuttin the fuck up.
there's a curtain rod on the ceiling. there's a curtain rod on the ceiling! the ceiling! there’s a curtain rod on it!
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
there's a curtain rod on the ceiling. there's a curtain rod on the ceiling! the ceiling! there’s a curtain rod on it!
i did so want to kill you, but not today. had a blast!
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
i did so want to kill you, but not today. had a blast!
if i seem to be getting smaller, it's because... i'm leaving!
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
if i seem to be getting smaller, it's because... i'm leaving!
i have a present for you... it's motherfuckin' strawberries. will you go out with me, Y/N?
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i have a present for you... it's motherfuckin' strawberries. will you go out with me, Y/N?
humans rush to self-destruction. you gotta love these guys!
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
humans rush to self-destruction. you gotta love these guys!
don't just turn up and act like you're the shit. piss off back to the other side of space and time.
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
don't just turn up and act like you're the shit. piss off back to the other side of space and time.
this is a bigfoot call, apparently it makes the noise bigfoot makes. i dunno what fuckin sound he makes i bet he goes like "Hello, boys~."
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
this is a bigfoot call, apparently it makes the noise bigfoot makes. i dunno what fuckin sound he makes i bet he goes like "Hello, boys~."
i'm going to walk myself home. that's right. walk home through this unsavory neighborhood where i'll surely be sat upon by ruffians and miscreants, street hustlers and road monkeys. none of whom, by the by, come close to being the kind of garbage that is porky pig! now good day, sir.
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i'm going to walk myself home. that's right. walk home through this unsavory neighborhood where i'll surely be sat upon by ruffians and miscreants, street hustlers and road monkeys. none of whom, by the by, come close to being the kind of garbage that is porky pig! now good day, sir.
unfortunately, sir, during the catastrophic anomaly, your evil lair was struck by lightning.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
unfortunately, sir, during the catastrophic anomaly, your evil lair was struck by lightning.
but the beast refuses to die. and so i guess well neither can i.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
but the beast refuses to die. and so i guess well neither can i.
is this what you wanted? me going bananas!?
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
is this what you wanted? me going bananas!?
it sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse... whatever the fuck that's supposed to sound like.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
it sounded like a peaceful melody in reverse... whatever the fuck that's supposed to sound like.
defeating you takes less effort than smacking a baby. not that i’d ever do that!
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
defeating you takes less effort than smacking a baby. not that i’d ever do that!
squirting contest! let’s see who can squirt the farthest!
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
squirting contest! let’s see who can squirt the farthest!
and then i had that thought that only blackout drunks and steve urkel can have: did i do that
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
and then i had that thought that only blackout drunks and steve urkel can have: did i do that
never try, never fail. those are the words i live by.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
never try, never fail. those are the words i live by.
but the beast refuses to die. and so i guess well neither can i.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
but the beast refuses to die. and so i guess well neither can i.