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shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 5h

Popping an ibuprofen first

a man in a suit says pills baby with his mouth wide open

ALT: a man in a suit says pills baby with his mouth wide open

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shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 19h

But also I am staying in New York

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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 21h

Guy who has $300 million dollars, but will only have $330 million at the end of Mamdani's term (he might have had $340 million if Cuomo was elected): "This is the biggest disaster in history. This is communism. Stalinism even. I have no choice but to become a fascist."

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 19h

Same

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 19h

I'm still thanking them for Charlie Kirk

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 1d

Damn, every part?

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thom⚰️🐚 @bicardial.bsky.social · 3d

wake up #hansrik nation

eriks head sits in hans' lap while hans pours wine messily into his mouth

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 3d

This ain't about him

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 3d

"Science progresses one funeral at a time"

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 3d

This is why firefighters have calendars and cops don't

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 3d

The wikipedia article says it's a gargoyle

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 4d

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 5d

And you're not invited

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 5d

I just looked it up if anyone else was curious: A gargoyle is a decorated waterspout while a grotesque is purely decorative.

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 10d

Someone turn this into the saddam meme

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 10d

Gender is drag and I'm getting eliminated by RuPaul and a panel of judges

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 11d

That's how you know it was true love

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 11d

Me after:

a man in a striped shirt is walking in a room with pictures on the wall ..

ALT: a man in a striped shirt is walking in a room with pictures on the wall ..

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shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 12d

It started off with a kiss. How did it end up like this?

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 13d

Bat out of

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 14d

I hope the living things refers to plants , maybe fungi

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 14d

Look how they massacred my day

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 15d

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 15d

I need some Columbo romance fanfic now

shojoboytellem.bsky.social @shojoboytellem.bsky.social · 16d

This is giving Hark A Vagrant vibes