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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 2d

I was bold and put an AirTag on my mom’s keys that she wore on a lanyard. She has dementia, so she didn’t really notice it until the battery started dying and it made that weird twinkling noise. Had to distract her with food to change it right quick.

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 11d

either you are committed to the emotional, spiritual, and intimate needs of this person or you not.....

pocket watching is not of God

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 11d

listen...

you do not have to be smarter than your intimate partner

you dont have to make more than them

or have a greater social status

The purpose of the relationship is not to reinforce your ego

The purpose of the relationship is care

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 12d

That was a top level self assessment.

Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 17d

Damn it, you beat me to it. No pun intended.

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 18d

Welcome...it's exhausting here, but ish gets done efficiently and (mostly) correctly.

Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 18d

I know this smell. I can smell this smell right now through my screen. Pie's right. It's one of those smells that once you smell it, you can never not smell it. Trash that one, immediately.

Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 19d

Have you watched our basketball in the last 5 yrs?

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · 19d

I want to defend my school sooooo badly.

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · Sep 23

"They pegging out here" was OUR FAULT? Christian Spice was only a descriptor. You, dear Sir, were the author.

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · Sep 23

It was the evidence weighing you down.

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · Sep 16

If you mean...then, accurate.

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · Sep 16

I'm a fat kid...

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · Sep 16

SCREAMING (facts, but)

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · Sep 16

Walking off the football field? Sir! Time & place. Time. And. Place.

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · Sep 12

I'll never hear my dentist say "open wide" the same again.

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · Sep 12

I'm PRAYING she meant that she's just sitting there listening to him yammer. PLEEEEEEASE, let that be what she means!!

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · Sep 9

Missing person

Ada Thompson

Last Seen Dallas

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · Sep 8

Me to this app to say the same thing.

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · Sep 7

Ok, it wasn’t just me 🥴

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · Sep 5

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · Aug 22

Juicy ankles and bat wing arms?

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Sho @shonnese.bsky.social · Aug 20

I agree that Durm ain't sexy. But Winston-Salem? I mean...

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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · Aug 19

I refuse to believe we are going to relitigate slavery. SLAVERY. It’s too much.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · Aug 18

Not to add to the discourse, but…

It’s ‘toe the line,’ not ‘tow the line.’
It’s ‘free rein,’ and not ‘free reign.’
It’s ‘eke out,’ not ‘eek out.’
It’s ‘sleight of hand,’ not ‘slight of hand.’
It's ‘Anchors aweigh,’ and not ‘Anchor's away!’

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