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siameseeels.bsky.social
🅴 Salope Oblige
@siameseeels.bsky.social
2.9K followers 2K following 20K posts
Just a salty queer dude who likes naps and being naked on the internet. Totally f’n NSFW. Content not suitable for minors or heteros.
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 27m
I hope it’s a great appointment!
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 28m
I have faith! You can do it! You’re closer to the end than the start
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 1h
Platinum gay
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 1h
WOW 😂 this is amazing
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 2h
Hi, I was mentioned in this post
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 2h
🔥🔥🔥
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah well the rest of you doesn’t look very soft 💪
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 5h
I think you should know, lovely queerio, when you say it’s your birthday, I have to **fight** the urge to wish you a happy anniversary of the day you rubbed your face on your mother’s vagina.
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 8h
We should give him what he wants. Repercussions included.
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 8h
Truth hurts 😉🧡
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 18h
True! Who are you? Perry Mason?
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 18h
Damn. That means I’ve got a couple of deadlines that are closer than I realized. Shit.
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 18h
😆
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 18h
That’s funny, Blue MAGA is what I’ve called them. Either way it’s pretty accurate.
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 18h
I’ve been hoping someone would post guidelines or directions. Perfect post-thanks!
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 18h
Oh I’m so sorry.
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 18h
Oh nooooo
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 18h
Thots and sprayers
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 18h
Guillotines when?
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 18h
Oh fucking hell… no. No no no. Please god.. no.
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 18h
You’re like a -5. You were the first mutual I ever met IRL and you were so incredibly sweet and gave the best hug, and you continue to be the sweetest every time I’m lucky to see you. That energy left too strong an impression on me to ever see you as intimidating.
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 19h
My gummied brain made me immediately think of this
a woman singing into a microphone with the name anjelah johnson on the bottom
Alt: a woman singing into a microphone with the name anjelah johnson on the bottom
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 19h
I gasped so hard I choked on my spit
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 19h
RIGHTFULLY FUCKING SO
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🅴 Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social · 19h
That’s a tough question, I have so many 🤔 And I agree Clue really is a superior comfort movie. It’s a great movie pretty much any time. For comfort, a fun movie night in with friends, after your nan’s funeral…
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