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siameseeels.bsky.social
🅴 Rassragr
@siameseeels.bsky.social
Just a salty queer dude who likes naps and being naked on the internet. Totally f’n NSFW.

Content not suitable for minors, heteros, or fascists. I have friends everywhere.
I am so in love with the adobe architecture in NM
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Some of you naughty queerios are making my little fagnub start to chub and strain. I may need to go put a chastity belt on to keep things locked down better 🥵
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Slap it on my tongue, call me a faggot, and make fun of my little nub. Or whatever.

#teamlocked #sph
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It’s not Christmas until I hear Guy Lemmonier’s gorgeous rich baritone
December 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Homemade chicken stock: rotisserie chicken carcass, random veg scraps (heavy on the carrot and ginger), a metric fuck ton of garlic, leek and onion scraps.

Garlic infused heavy cream- to be chilled then whipped and used as garnish for the garlic chicken soup.
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Today’s project
December 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
g’mornin
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I wanna see one of those lip syncing experts to do a “cunty monologues gays should memorize” things and do Eileen Brennan’s Mrs Peacock’s dinner table intro speech.

“…and oh my this soup’s delicious.”
December 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Way to go, Carol 😠
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My feet were cold.

#teamlocked
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Fantasy: sitting in the cuck chair watching my Sir absolutely annihilate another faggot’s hole, hoping to given janitorial duty.
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Why the fuck would you put those hanging barn doors as bedroom doors?
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My house is a disaster. Always in disarray, with a pile of laundry on the couch that changes composition but never disappears. And yet my grocery list always follows this pattern:
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I had homemade mashed potatoes and homemade gravy with dinner tonight. I haven’t had that since I can’t remember when. I don’t know if it was the edible or just a nostalgia response but lovely queerio they hit the spot!
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I turned off the ceiling fan in my living room and the temperature in here has increased noticeably.
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Maybe an eddie and we’ll see if I’m feeling inspired to take gratuitous noodz
December 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I lived in San Antonio for years and the best thing about Christmas was everybody’s abuela made tamales. Being a white dude, my Latino coworkers would keep me up to my neck in fresh, delicious tamales. I miss that so much. 😂
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Work is being a pain in my dick today. I have to seem busy for another hour 😒
December 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I just ordered a couple of new chastity cages. A little concerned on sizing but they’re fun novelty designs. I hope they’ll fit well enough to wear even if it’s not for extended durations.

#teamlocked
December 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It ain’t fat, it passes for a cock, and it’s Friday. #sph #fcf
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Naked on the internet again. Happy Friday Eve, lovely queerios.
December 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Sometimes you have to wear the costume before it becomes the clothes.” I dunno who Lucy Dacus is but damn if this isn’t a statement.
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM