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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige
@siameseeels.bsky.social
2.9K followers 2K following 20K posts
Just a salty queer dude who likes naps and being naked on the internet. Totally f’n NSFW. Content not suitable for minors or heteros.
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
True! Who are you? Perry Mason?
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
Damn. That means I’ve got a couple of deadlines that are closer than I realized. Shit.
siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
That’s funny, Blue MAGA is what I’ve called them. Either way it’s pretty accurate.
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
I’ve been hoping someone would post guidelines or directions. Perfect post-thanks!
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
Oh I’m so sorry.
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
Oh nooooo
siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
Thots and sprayers
siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
Guillotines when?
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
Oh fucking hell… no. No no no. Please god.. no.
siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
You’re like a -5. You were the first mutual I ever met IRL and you were so incredibly sweet and gave the best hug, and you continue to be the sweetest every time I’m lucky to see you. That energy left too strong an impression on me to ever see you as intimidating.
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
My gummied brain made me immediately think of this
a woman singing into a microphone with the name anjelah johnson on the bottom
Alt: a woman singing into a microphone with the name anjelah johnson on the bottom
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
I gasped so hard I choked on my spit
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πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 5h
RIGHTFULLY FUCKING SO
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πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 6h
That’s a tough question, I have so many πŸ€” And I agree Clue really is a superior comfort movie. It’s a great movie pretty much any time. For comfort, a fun movie night in with friends, after your nan’s funeral…
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 6h
Holy shit Halloween really is that close 😱
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 8h
And what about your humility? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 8h
I’m so over Democrats. Absolutely impotent, incompetent MAGA enablers. 😀
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 12h
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 14h
Dawwwww who’s the sweetest girl?
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 14h
Welp
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πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 14h
OMFG WHYYYY????
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πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 14h
Peek-a-boo!
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haunted lasagna πŸ¦‡ (american hole witch πŸ§™πŸ»β€β™€οΈ) @jokerpajamas.top Β· 15h
"follow me on my X account..."
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it
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siameseeels.bsky.social
πŸ…΄ Salope Oblige @siameseeels.bsky.social Β· 14h
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