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Jeb’s Bush 2.0
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · Apr 17
friendly reminder that you never know what the guy next to you in the gym has on underneath
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 10h
well do ya?
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 10h
aye I’ll take it!
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 10h
I’m de generous queen, ask miss ellen 🙂‍↕️
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 10h
are you squatting over a mirror because 🥴😮‍💨
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 11h
sorry for so much butt on the timeline (no I’m not). pls enjoy my attempt this morning to take a normal pic
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 11h
hint…it’s pink 🤭
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 11h
*insert kim cattrall scatting vid* 🙂‍↕️
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 11h
fuck jerry seinfeld btw
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 11h
ya like jazz?
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 11h
update to the update: costume has changed in a new, equally as gaggy way 🙂‍↕️
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 3d
update: I’ve lost all steam and I’m not doing any of this
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 9d
putting together what could possibly be an otherworldly gaggy halloween costume but now that means I have to make halloween plans
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 12h
wtf hi
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 12h
what a happy pup 🥴
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 16h
but why
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 18h
where does getting called “good puppy” while burying your face in a grown out bush rank in maslow’s hierarchy of needs?
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 23h
I thought zara was saying “boots! that’s my ego boots!” 😭
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d
good girl
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d
it’s a beautiful day!!!
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d
baby the world was supposed to end in 2012
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d
this crossover 😍🤤
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d
the flavor/ texture story is bar none
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d
rip diane keaton, the world lost an amazing bob today
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d
I’m banging my head with a cartoon mallet
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 1d
blueberry almond crisp cliff bar, oh how I love thee
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d
oh??
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Jeb’s Bush 2.0 @sideshowblob.bsky.social · 2d
I ate a cosmic brownie for the first time since childhood and it was so vile I gagged upon first bite (I had 2)
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